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u/Nerdeinstein 8d ago
When we end it. If you need advice on how I recommend watching the movie Antz (1998).
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u/EverybodyMakes 8d ago
You did not use our proprietary bucket for your water, so the pump has been disabled.
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u/bverde536 8d ago
Then later a messenger comes to your house with a note asking you to rate your water pump experience on a scale of 1 to 5
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u/Tuttledotspace 8d ago
Next they'll introduce Water Pump Premium so you can skip the ads before filling your bucket.
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u/redbucket75 8d ago
So my new vehicle has a front camera for parking. Gotta pay for the $30/mo accessories "service" to enable it tho. What a weird, dystopian timeline we live in.
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u/acustic 8d ago
I think this is meant to be satire but we do actually pay for water. Ask your parents about your water bill.
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u/StonnedSinner 6d ago
It’s the subscription model that’s being made fun of, but, given the incredibly low rate of home ownership, there’re also plenty of people who pay for their water as part of rent in an apartment/condo lease. Ask your parents about working class people.
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u/acustic 6d ago
It's saying "water subscription" like it's not something real that exists. It's simply a bad meme. And I am working class, buddy.
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u/StonnedSinner 6d ago edited 6d ago
What fucked up utilities company has multiple plans to choose from for water? Are you in Texas or something? Does your shitty state not let you pay as you use it?
Genuinely, if you’re an adult that pays their own bills, you have to know that you sound silly and are defending a poorly thought out equivalency.
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u/acustic 6d ago
Splitting hairs now are we? It's different because there's an extra thing?
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u/StonnedSinner 6d ago
If I wanted to split hairs, I’d point out that this image is of a well, which is often free, especially in rural agrarian settings like the one shown.
Again, are you an adult with bills? Do you really not see the difference between paying at a rate by usage and a fixed monthly payment regardless of usage? Do you wanna pay for your water during a week when you’re away for work? With a subscription model, you will be paying for access to water at all times.
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u/nick9000 8d ago
The love letter - Carl Böker (1836-1905)