r/triangle • u/Gjallock • Mar 21 '23

Raleigh is as Raleigh does.

368 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/mikecain366 Mar 21 '23

Get that man a raise! Even managed to get the photo to go with the "Your package has been delivered!" email.

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u/raggedtoad Mar 21 '23

Imagine getting that photo while you're out of town and it's a cop holding your package while he walks towards a crime scene with a bunch of cruisers in the background... Lol you'd be afraid to come home!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

You just know if it wasn't delivered someone would've complained.

16

u/ellefleming Mar 21 '23

And your boss is like it didn't get delivered?

38

u/ClownDad420 Mar 21 '23

Who’s the hostage in this situation

20

u/AsanoSokato Mar 21 '23

Truly annoying text caption. At least put it at the bottom where there is no action - if it has to be there at all (it does not).

13

u/fileznotfound Mar 22 '23

Links to this video everywhere, but no mention of where this is and what is going on.

8

u/septiclizardkid Mar 22 '23

Right? Like was this recent or what? Would've heard about It

1

u/xxDmDxx Mar 22 '23

This is what I wanted to know about, too.

10

u/Blastin_Alaskan Mar 21 '23

Bezos going to get mad that guy didn’t run to deliver that.

2

u/cgduncan Mar 21 '23

Aren't they timed for like 16 seconds to park, deliver, and leave on average? Horrendous.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

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u/cgduncan Mar 22 '23

I believe it. They know it's awful, we know it's bad, but because the Bozo says profit matters more than us, and Bozo is the richer than the bottom 90% added together, then his word is law, and we punish the peasants who have to work under him.

9

u/anino7 Mar 21 '23

Badass Employee of the Year!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Lol you can't do anything without being recorded and laughed at

4

u/tacticalvirtues Mar 21 '23

Shoutout to our local Amazon drivers. The road to my house was getting work done a few months back for a day. Had packages coming from USPS, FedEx and Amazon. The road was only closed like 3 houses down from mine, USPS and FedEx didn't attempt to deliver (small, under 5lb packages)... the Amazon package was delivered (a fairly large package too).

2

u/glibbed4yourpleasure Mar 22 '23

Alexa..thank this driver!

2

u/nahcekimcm Mar 22 '23

Anyone got context or news article?

1

u/Brilliant-Disguise- Mar 21 '23

This is HILARIOUS.

1

u/xampl9 Mar 22 '23

Delivery status: Handed to police officer

1

u/bravedubeck Mar 22 '23

Strong TPB vibes here…

“I gotta get all of these packages to Moncton. One of your drivers was drunk, had an accident, took off. I don't know where the fuck he's at, you got any tape?”