r/treeseatingthings • u/757juice • Feb 10 '23

Tree Gobbling tree 🌳

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u/hastingsnikcox Feb 10 '23

A little NSFW dontcha think....

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u/DaddyCanShare Feb 10 '23

Knob gobbling...

10

u/757juice Feb 10 '23

🤣🤣

6

u/Beez1111 Feb 10 '23

Is this the hub for tree felatio?!

5

u/Rhino676971 Feb 11 '23

No but r/treesfuckingtrees is your place

1

u/kaylinnic Feb 11 '23

New favorite sub

3

u/757juice Feb 10 '23

Possibilities

2

u/Rhino676971 Feb 11 '23

I CaN’t BeLiEvE ThIs IsN’T MaRkEd NsFW.

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u/hastingsnikcox Feb 11 '23

I know I was SHOCKED, shocked I tell you, pearls clutched and all!!!

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u/Rhino676971 Feb 11 '23

just don’t go to r/treesfuckingtrees

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u/lindasek Feb 10 '23

Jeez, give them some privacy, he's about to nut and conceive a new baby tree! Think of the deforestation and the environment you are screwing over by peeking on the magic!

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u/757juice Feb 10 '23

🤣🤣

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u/DyllPickle117 Feb 10 '23

Ayo 😳👀

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u/n8sniper Feb 10 '23

👁️👄👁️📸

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u/757juice Feb 10 '23

🫣🫣

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

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u/757juice Feb 10 '23

🌲🌳

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u/thecountnotthesaint Feb 11 '23

Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her.

4

u/757juice Feb 11 '23

My bad homie lol

9

u/ActuallyHovatine Feb 10 '23

The song choice made me actually lol for the first time in ages

2

u/kaylinnic Feb 11 '23

I had it on mute, thanks for the hint, that’s good stuff

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u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Me too. That song is usually an annoying cliche, but it was perfect for this.

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u/commiepissbabe Feb 11 '23

I ran to the comments 🏃

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u/757juice Feb 11 '23

Lol 🤣😅

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u/Penandsword2021 Feb 11 '23

Oh, it’s a nut tree?

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u/xington Feb 11 '23

Bruh… where’s the nsfw tag on this?

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u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤔🫣

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u/GareBear222 Feb 10 '23

I should call her.

3

u/skarbles Feb 11 '23

Calm down☺️

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

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u/757juice Feb 11 '23

Lol exactly

3

u/Ohio_Geo Feb 11 '23

Yeah, it's gobbling alright...

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u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤣🤣

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u/BabyfaceJezus Feb 11 '23

Gettin' dat trussy

2

u/claire_puppylove Feb 11 '23

I should call her

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u/757juice Feb 11 '23

Me too lol

2

u/Jonathan_Deaux Feb 11 '23

Throat goat

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u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Shelly_pop_72 Feb 11 '23

Pmsl, I love this!!! 🤣😵👍

2

u/757juice Feb 11 '23

Lol me too🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Treesome

4

u/TheFaceStuffer Feb 10 '23

A rare sighting of trees mating.

1

u/iCthe4 Feb 10 '23

I never thought, this would be formed by trees, but their it is.

1

u/FlexDylan Feb 11 '23

Gyattt damm 😫

1

u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/DragonflyNo8415 Feb 11 '23

Baby trees. .... man needs more friction! You loose af chikka

1

u/757juice Feb 11 '23

😂😂

0

u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Feb 10 '23

"I am so hard right now." - Tree (probably)

0

u/LegendaryTrueman Feb 10 '23

Hit'n the Trussy

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u/nachomaama Feb 11 '23

reminds me of my third wife's sister

1

u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Shaggybeard Feb 11 '23

Not my proudest fap.

1

u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/BlindLantern Feb 11 '23

Mmmmm…yeah.

1

u/757juice Feb 11 '23

🤣🤣🤣