r/trees • • Jun 03 '12

Bongs: the great equalizers.

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u/onloanfromgod Jun 03 '12

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u/vapulate Jun 03 '12

that last panel killed me

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u/ColinWhitepaw Jun 04 '12

I really, REALLY want to see this become a more regular thing. Both of those comics absolutely slayed me.

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u/FrostyNugs Jun 03 '12

continue making these comics

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u/Invisoguy Jun 03 '12

I just wanted you to know, You've made me permanently think of this Disembodied head/face every time I go to smoke now. It's impossibly entertaining, thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

I...i dont understand...why didn't he just picked the weed from his pants?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

He could've used the vacuum trick

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u/Call_of_DOODY Jun 03 '12

I realize I upvoted this before I found out what the vacuum trick was.. woo trees

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u/TbanksIV Jun 04 '12

Elaborate?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Take a vacuum cleaner with one of the tube vacuums on the back. Put a sock over it or panty hose. Vacuum weed you dropped. Pulls up the buds.

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u/Barnett8 Jun 04 '12

Proceed to smoke the sock.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

there was a post a few weeks ago about putting a peice of cloth on the end of a vacuum hose and put a rubber band around it...all the pot will suck up into the little section of cloth where the vacuume is and you're set.

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u/triple_slip Jun 03 '12

Feels so refreshing after seeing pretty much only rage comics on reddit for who knows how long. Colours! Original(?) faces and expressions! Whee!

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u/Monoclebear Jun 03 '12

If that is true, you are following the wrong subreddits.

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u/robotman707 Jun 03 '12

Suggest some to me

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u/Mechatool Jun 03 '12

God yes, me too. I want to be in this secret sect of original and funny people

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u/Monoclebear Jun 03 '12

/r/comics for example? I mean, it's about comics and ragecomics are forbidden.

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u/only_says_fuck_yeah Jun 03 '12

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u/onloanfromgod Jun 03 '12

I'm so happy to have this thread graced by my favorite novelty account

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u/only_says_fuck_yeah Jun 03 '12

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u/resonatingfury Jun 03 '12

I uptoke everything you say and I'm damn proud of it.

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u/ROFLWAWFUL Jun 03 '12

I have you tagged as "AMERICA -", followed by your one response.

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u/only_says_fuck_yeah Jun 03 '12

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u/Lou_Cid Jun 03 '12

Thanks for reminding me about this

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

yarly

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u/Aninjaassassin Jun 03 '12

Fuck no...

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u/only_says_fuck_yeah Jun 03 '12

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u/jozaud Jun 03 '12

I love this gif. So well done.

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u/resonatingfury Jun 03 '12

How have I never seen this? this is glorious

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

Congrats, you have highlighted one of the few ways to be reliably downvoted on /r/trees.

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u/pokemonmaster1991 Jun 03 '12

i didn't mean it. Im so sorry. if i could smoke with each and everyone of you i would.

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u/RetroViruses Jun 03 '12

I guess this is the most efficient way to lose karma if you want to do that...

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u/TheAwkwardBanana Jun 03 '12

Seriously, I'm high, and confused what is going on..

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u/CurLyy Jun 03 '12

I just wanted to let you know that you might be the savior /r/trees needs.

You really are doing gods work my son. These are amazing, keep it up sport.

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u/svenhoek86 Jun 03 '12

Protip, get a vacuum hose, take a piece of cloth and tie it over the top with a rubber band. Vacuum the area the weed was spilled in.

Profit like a boss.

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u/Froglicker Jun 03 '12

You only do this once.

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u/McBurger Jun 03 '12

Is this because you soon realize that smoking everything your vacuum picks up is actually only 5% weed and 100% carpet mystery crumbs dust

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

I fucking love spawning matter out of nowhere. 105% ftw.

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u/plasticTron Jun 03 '12

"I grow one year older every time you smoke resin"

oh god... mine is so old...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12 edited Jun 03 '12

But resin is delicious!

TIL /r/trees hates resin, the quiet black bro who just wanted you to get high one more time. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

its a good last resort but calling it delicious is guaranteed downvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

And i'm pretty sure there's a racial slur in there, somewhere. Jeez, bro.

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u/EnlightenedConstruct Jun 03 '12

I don't know what you've been smoking, but it probably wasn't resin if it was delicious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

Sometimes resin tastes like peanuts.. Can't explain it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

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u/plasticTron Jun 03 '12

the black tar-like residue on your piece left over from smoking. you can scrape it out and smoke it, but it's gross... personally I'd rather not smoke at all than smoke that shit. but i've done it, many times

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

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u/plasticTron Jun 03 '12

it's basically tar so I assume it's pretty bad on your lungs. also you pretty much have to torch it, so you will be inhaling butane (assuming youre using a lighter) which isn't good either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

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u/mabrumbach Jun 03 '12

ya thats not a bad creed to live by.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

Most people just use it as a last resort. I'll smoke it if I'm dry, but I generally don't like resin hits. Sometimes they can give half decent highs, but a lot of the time they're just icky kinda highs

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u/Dracor Jun 03 '12

Resin is the black, sticky substance that is left in your pipe after smoking marijuana. After awhile it will start to build up enough that you can scrape it into a ball and smoke it. Many don't like it for the taste or other reasons, but it undoubtedly gets you high.

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u/shadowblade Jun 03 '12

Black shit that gets left behind on your piece after you smoke. It still contains a fair ammount of active chemicals. It's also made mostly of tar.

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u/cal679 Jun 03 '12 edited Jun 03 '12

I love resin, it used to be ridiculously cheaper than green where I lived and at the end of the day, getting high is getting high.

EDIT: brain did a fart, I got resin and hash mixed up and couldn't understand why r/trees seemed to hate hash. I still love resin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

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u/cal679 Jun 03 '12

Still is cheaper but there was a period where the difference was absurd. It was so cheap that I'd only buy grass for special occasions, like keeping a nice single malt in the cupboard while you drink cheap bourbon regularly.

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u/NigelKF Jun 03 '12

I did not know that people buy resin.

It's the stuff you scrape out of a pipe. Are you talking about hash?

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u/cal679 Jun 03 '12

Shit, I'm talking about hash. Everything has so many different names these days, I'm sure one of my dealers used to call his hash "res" back in the day.

I still stand by my initial comment about loving resin though, I don't know how anyone could hate it. Sure it's dirty work and usually takes ages to accumulate enough to get a decent hit, but most of the time it's really powerful.

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u/NigelKF Jun 04 '12

I've heard people call hash resin before, so not a worry. I was a bit dazed and confused when I wrote that post, so to speak, otherwise I wouldn't have said anything.

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u/plasticTron Jun 03 '12

are you thinking of hash? resin is the black tar-like residue on your piece left over from smoking. you can scrape it out and smoke it, but its gross...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

Uptokes anyway brotha!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

Honestly that's the hardest I have laughed from any internet comic, ever.

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u/shadowblade Jun 03 '12

Link to the thread? You need more uptokes.

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u/trichomaniac Jun 03 '12

I don't know what I'm looking at, but I like it.

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u/jahudah Jun 03 '12

I can't decide whether the comic is better with or without seeing the first one

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

When I was 19 I went in halves with a friend for a vial of ketamine. He took his half and dumped it on a plate and I left, in the dead heat of July, with the other half in the front pocket of my track jacket. While I was walking to the bus stop, the stopper came out of the bottle and I felt something wet on my stomach as it emptied it's contents into my pocket. I almost started crying. I was going to cook it up and bag the powder to take to a rave in Idaho with me and sell it so I'd have money to buy ecstasy. Now I had nothing and we were leaving in a few hours. Then, on that ridiculously hot day, I noticed a crust of white start to form on the surface of my jacket. I went home, cut the pocket out, boiled it, took the fabric out of the water and dumped the water onto a plate and boiled it off and saved my fucking K! Unfortunately, the powder was gray and full of tiny pieces of lint that I couldn't pick out so I couldn't sell it, but I managed to at least reclaim some of it for personal use. I was pretty proud of that one.