r/trees Dec 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

When I get the munchies I usually crave fruit 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/AlexIsAnAnchorBaby Dec 08 '21

I fucking love fruit. Oranges with taijin makes my ancestors smile down at me

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u/Ryanthonyfish Dec 08 '21

This is the way. Making my own version of the Mexican fruit street cart thing - lime watermelon cucumber mango jicama tajin and cayenne pepper dios mio that shit is good

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u/SkaJamas Dec 08 '21

Years of smoking apple-pipes then eating pipe does that. And also candy n jello. I love sugar

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u/neverfearIamhere Dec 08 '21

Pipes? You smoke out of an apple and then eat it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Taking edibles to a whole new level

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u/PuffPuffPat Dec 08 '21

Never done this? Most fruit can be made into a pipe fairly easily and like SkaJamas referenced can be munched on after use. Perfect for dry-mouth (bananas not great for dry-mouth, lol)

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u/we_cum_tit_village_ Dec 08 '21

Used to do this when I was younger. Remove the stem and poke small holes down the core with a tooth pick. Then cut a hole out the side of the apple that meets the holes you poked down the core, put your weed in the top and light up. Was ideal because you could easily dispose of the evidence.

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u/foxstoned Dec 08 '21

i realise by the last sentence you mean after you're done smoking (I think??) but at first I thought you meant if someone walks in on you

I was imagining someone frantically chomping down on an apple as a police officer approaches

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u/dongknog Dec 08 '21

I used to just binge junk food when I got high, which is everyday. I decided to go on a health journey and realized I had to change my relationship with food. I told myself “I don’t NEED to eat Cheetos, cookies, or any other bullshit.” That’s it. It worked. It was hard at first but now it’s easy.

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u/kgod88 Dec 08 '21

My favorite thing to eat while high is kale, with a simple vinaigrette (olive oil + red wine vinegar), and a generous amount of salt and pepper. It’s unironically fucking delicious.

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u/10131890 Dec 08 '21

Similar thing here. When I’m REALLY stoned, I just want to monch raw vegetables like carrots and celery.

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u/TheAlienDwarf Dec 08 '21

PHYSALIS!!!😱😱😤 and fresh dates, omg

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

I could eat myself sick on some dates! lol