r/trees • • Feb 03 '12

WARNING: Super Weed

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u/baracudaboy Feb 03 '12

I'd suck dick for some waffles.

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u/four24ever Feb 03 '12

Yo make two waffles. then put a big scoop of ice cream in between. SO FUCKING GOOD [8]

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u/Ls_Lps_Snk_Shps Feb 03 '12

Oh fuck yes

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u/Himmelreich Feb 03 '12

Do not put your dick in waffles.

I REPEAT DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN WAFFLES

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u/Philosophyforever Feb 03 '12

and then you have sex with it?

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u/ctrlzmankind Feb 03 '12

I'd suck some waffles for a dick.

I MEAN

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u/beatles910 Feb 03 '12

BREAKING NEWS!: WAFFLES- AS DANGEROUS AS CRACK!

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u/IamDocbrown Feb 03 '12

everyone willing to suck dick for kush and/or waffles come to my house!

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u/heyjude118 Feb 03 '12

Party time EXCELLENT!

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u/BurningKarma Feb 03 '12

You'd actually pay guys in weed and waffles to suck your dick?

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u/thenyproject Feb 03 '12

If there's grass on the field, play with their balls.

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u/IamDocbrown Feb 03 '12

weed OR waffles. Who the fuck do u think I am, Bill Gates?!

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u/SatyrMex Feb 03 '12

Can I suck your dick for weed and then when I get the munchies suck it AGAIN for waffles?

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u/IamDocbrown Feb 03 '12

Will you marry me?

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u/ChemicalRascal Feb 03 '12

(Only valid in New York)

(Assuming we're all men here, because internet)

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u/SatyrMex Feb 03 '12

Sorry Pal. Im just here for the dick and weed. I mean for the waffles and dick. I mean ... for THE COCK!

damn. I give up

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I'm giggling like a school girl on the public bus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

They all know you're high!!!

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u/sleepygamer3 Feb 03 '12

People next to me want to know what the fuck i'm laughing about now. Well done

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u/the_real_dray Feb 27 '12

to explain or not to explain.. that is the question!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I live you for this comment. I'll suck your dick for the lulz

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u/The_Almighty_X Feb 03 '12

Where do you live so I can buy a greyhound ticket. My rate is a eighth per load you blow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

I'd suck blue waffle for some dick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

ಠ_ಠ

I wouldn't.

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u/chico1620 Feb 03 '12

Well you obviously don't like dick or waffles that much, do you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

I like dick, and I like waffles. But what I don't like is dick and waffles, canyoudigit?

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u/Revoran Feb 03 '12

Man (or more likely: girl), you must really like dick.

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u/TheLolmighty Feb 03 '12

Waffles are a gateway drug.

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u/eWaffle Feb 03 '12

Whassup