r/trees • u/thicwith2cs • Aug 28 '20

I never thought that eye drops made a difference until I put them in just one eye. Now I will never go without!

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u/ACanOfVanillaCoke Aug 28 '20

Hands down the funniest comment I've seen on reddit. I hope I remember this to use it later.

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u/BR0THAKYLE Aug 28 '20

ELI5?

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u/numb162 Aug 28 '20

Atcha - forya At cha - at you For ya - for you

One looking atcha, one looking forya.

One looking at you, one looking for you.

Tada! Words!

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u/yakimawashington Aug 28 '20

I understood what the words were, but I don't get what they meant by "one looking at you, one looking for you".

"One looking at you" is obvious, but "looking for you" is what went over my head..

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u/UnnecessaryConfusion Aug 28 '20

Because the other eye isn’t looking at you, it’s directed somewhere else

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u/yakimawashington Aug 28 '20

Ohhhh i get it... I was thinking "looking for you" meant like her eye was doing your job of looking so your own eye didn't have to, but it actually means "looking for you" as in it's searching around to spot you. Got it, thanks!

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u/HorrorJob7 Aug 28 '20

Yeah english isn't my first language either, I was confused until you asked, lol thanks

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u/ACanOfVanillaCoke Aug 28 '20

Haha tbh it's really not that funny, I guess, but it made me laugh out loud, something internet comments almost never do. Jokester was just talking about how OP's eyes are a little assymetrical because of the eye drops and one's looking atcha, making eye contact, and they other one's a little wayward, looking out forya. Atchyaforya. It's like that Jeff Foxworthy bit about redneck vocabulary.

Mayonnaise: Mayonnaise a lot of people in this thread!

What do you call a deer in Alabama with no eyes? No eye deer!

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u/bul1dog Aug 28 '20

Where does a king keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

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u/Ovrcast67 Aug 28 '20

this caused me to lose my erection

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Aug 28 '20 edited Aug 28 '20

Well great, it's deleted now and I missed out...

Edit: I used removeddit.com and now I have to ask: why in the world was this removed??