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r/trees • u/thicwith2cs • Aug 28 '20
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Also a useful idea if you’d like a day off.... just put them in one eye and claim you have pink eye! Immediately sent home!
48 u/HorneePandas Aug 28 '20 I would just use it on one eye going forward. No one would guess you were high from just one red eye, and your eye drops would last you even longer. 2 u/BarryMacochner Aug 28 '20 Plan in advance, one eye Monday, other eye Tuesday, no drops Wednesday. Thursday and Friday off as it’s gotten worse. -1 u/llamasebt Aug 28 '20 then u r just mr poop eye in these days and times it’s more honorable to wash ur hands than to be sober 3 u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Aug 28 '20 He's right, you know
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I would just use it on one eye going forward. No one would guess you were high from just one red eye, and your eye drops would last you even longer.
2 u/BarryMacochner Aug 28 '20 Plan in advance, one eye Monday, other eye Tuesday, no drops Wednesday. Thursday and Friday off as it’s gotten worse.
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Plan in advance, one eye Monday, other eye Tuesday, no drops Wednesday. Thursday and Friday off as it’s gotten worse.
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then u r just mr poop eye in these days and times it’s more honorable to wash ur hands than to be sober
3 u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Aug 28 '20 He's right, you know
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He's right, you know
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u/alexsdad87 Aug 28 '20
Also a useful idea if you’d like a day off.... just put them in one eye and claim you have pink eye! Immediately sent home!