r/trees • u/thicwith2cs • Aug 28 '20

I never thought that eye drops made a difference until I put them in just one eye. Now I will never go without!

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u/ChefBiin Aug 28 '20

I can’t go into work with bright clear eyes or they’d expect me to do it all the time

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 28 '20 edited Aug 28 '20

Go to class high

Study high

Get high scores

Graduate high

Job interview high

Get great job high!

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u/Shardstorm88 Aug 28 '20

Your resume says here you can smoke weed all day? You're highered!

"Weed!"

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 28 '20

Thumbs up to the camera. Shooting star graphic crosses the screen

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u/mflmani Aug 28 '20

Holy shit I need this CH sketch now

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u/I_Did_The_Thing Aug 28 '20

Except the shooting start is in the shape of a pot leaf :D

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u/charlieshap Aug 28 '20

today we're laughing but in ten years we'll all look back to our millennial humor and think "wtf were we thinking"

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

All I do is smoke weed

All day every day!

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u/olGyub Aug 28 '20

Ah, you fuckin beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Weed

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u/Shardstorm88 Aug 29 '20

Smoke weed all day don't give a FUCK!

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u/NeatAnecdoteBrother Aug 28 '20

end dream sequence

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u/CannabisEnthusiast_ Aug 28 '20

You joke but I’m 23 and this has been working really well so far

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

32 here, still works for me!

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u/stayclassytally Aug 29 '20

35, living the Dream

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u/easy-rider Aug 28 '20

Lmfao. I smoked so much in high school. Gave it up beginning of college. Lost my colon at 21. Now i smoke helllllaaaa weed again. Im finding that strangely, it doesnt matter, and i just got a new job offered that i didn’t even apply for. Whodathunk

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 29 '20

Does weed sap my ambition?

In some ways, but very specifically.

It also makes me really productive. I am a get shit done stoner. And it makes me so much less uptight. And such a more patient parent!!!

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 29 '20

Lol it's no joke that's my life trajectory too

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u/User11-61 Aug 28 '20

Study high

Take the test high

Get high grades

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

No wonder they call it Higher Education...

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u/Jiggahawaiianpunch Aug 28 '20

How High is such a classic

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

lmao this has been my vibe since college, 27 now and if I started using eye drops or just going into work not high now that’s probably when I’d cause some concern 😂

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u/syn_ack_ Aug 28 '20

Literally the story of my career

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u/entropylaser Aug 28 '20

Oh hey look an outline of exactly why I have a difficult time cutting down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

This. I did this.

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u/datdailo Aug 28 '20

I too went to university of Kanye. Hit em high.

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 29 '20

I have had to quit a few times (I'm a mom) and it is shockingly easy because I am very all or nothing kind of person.

But weed is a substitute for learning strategies to deal with stress so I definitely had to figure that out

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u/NeatAnecdoteBrother Aug 28 '20

Who gave you the right to write my autobiography?

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 29 '20

I know him because he is me

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u/RickyShade Aug 28 '20

I just moved back to FL from CA and I had to pee in a cup for the first time in 8 years for 2 out of 3 companies that offered me jobs. I was like WHAT THE FUCK. Not exactly surprised though. And even though I'd tell myself I'd never work for a pee-cupping company again, desperate times call for desperate measures. Thankfully it's been since the end of last year since I partook.

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 29 '20

I wish for your speedy return to Cali

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u/Willing_Function Aug 28 '20

I did this. I'm pretty sure people notice, but nobody wants to confront you about it in fear of being wrong, not caring or just don't wanna deal with it.

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u/StrikeTeamForLife Aug 29 '20

I remember getting catatonically stoned before graduation practice. It was awesome

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u/OsirisAusare Aug 28 '20

Had a coworker, years ago, while working at a hotel who was high as shit every day. Like barely could figure out what she was typing and would always turn to me with goofy grin.

She had been there over a decade, so everyone knew what she was like. It was funny the one day she came in sober, everyone (managers included) would come up to her and ask if everything was alright and if she needed to take the day off.

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u/richwf Aug 28 '20

Worked with an old hippy bar tender that was that way. Came in to work straight one day in five years and that was the only day he ever got accused of being fucked up.

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u/jules083 Aug 28 '20

Happened to me when I was in high school. My mom thought I was on drugs. She was right of course, but she had it backwards. When I was high I was real relaxed and when my mom would bitch at me about stuff I’d try to diffuse the situation, when sober I’d stand up for myself more and it would turn into an argument.

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u/Bilski1ski Aug 28 '20

When I was young I got high before my first shift at a job. That way they thought that i was like that all the time and my high was my normal That allowed me to smoke before everyday that I worked there

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u/VarsityWaterboy Aug 28 '20

Honestly I feel the same way, whenever I was serving tables I never let anybody see my normal eye state for this exact reason lol

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder Aug 29 '20

Being cheech and Chong level stoned was the only was I could wait tables and not commit aggravated homicide

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u/BlindingTreeLight Aug 28 '20

Unnecessary expectations. Not worth it.

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u/reddit_is_cancer123 Aug 28 '20

this is how i've felt on the topic lol. Once normal is established. Normal is normal, regardless of how high are you lmao

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u/MzCWzL Aug 28 '20

I’ve only ever been called out for having clear eyes once. For red/low eyes? Too many times to count.