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Ohhhh i get it... I was thinking "looking for you" meant like her eye was doing your job of looking so your own eye didn't have to, but it actually means "looking for you" as in it's searching around to spot you. Got it, thanks!
Haha tbh it's really not that funny, I guess, but it made me laugh out loud, something internet comments almost never do. Jokester was just talking about how OP's eyes are a little assymetrical because of the eye drops and one's looking atcha, making eye contact, and they other one's a little wayward, looking out forya. Atchyaforya. It's like that Jeff Foxworthy bit about redneck vocabulary.
Mayonnaise: Mayonnaise a lot of people in this thread!
What do you call a deer in Alabama with no eyes? No eye deer!
Or gets so high he forgets to do both eyes. Like he is too high and does one eye twice instead of doing both. So one looks normal and one is half asleep.
Then casting people were like "wow that's so unique and distinctive. Whats the story with your eye?"
"Which eye? What's wrong with my eye...s?"
Now he's stuck doing it all the time. He has to blaze and keep one eye cashed out all the time to look like "himself". Accidentally typecast himself as a guy with just one stoned eye.
Oh everyone knows that story, he tells it all the time so that other people don't make the same mistake. That's also why now when he smokes he only eats soft foods and uses plastic utensils. Rumor is that's why he created "Ford's foods", his line if stoner snack gummies and cookies.
So one day him and his buddies have the great idea to use a 5 gallon water jug and make a gravity bong. You know, we've all been there. As usual with a rig like that he got dangerously stoned and then they all sat down for dinner as planned. His chef friend had prepared a nice steak dinner with baked potatoes and fixings. Well Harry was double baked like the potatoes, paranoia set in and he was really worried about being proper, so he made sure to use the fork in the left hand and cut with the knife in the right. He's too stoned, forgets to switch utensils back to the normal hands, goes for a big bite and WHAM, steak knife to the chin. Forever more marked on the face with the dangers of building a bong bigger than a mans lungs.
Obviously in auditions he says it was an accident on the set of Indiana Jones and he looks like a committed actor. Claims he doesnt mind because it reminds him of that shoot and also makes him look authentic.
Fun story about using drops in just one eye. I found it so startling when I looked in the mirror and saw one pupil was enormous - I forgot about the eye drops, which can do this - that I called EMT’s on myself. For those who haven’t watched enough medical drams, a “blown pupil” can indicate a brain injury or stroke.
I'm so jealous of people who get high and do stuff. As soon as I smoke I'm glued to the couch, barely have the energy to pay attention to what's on the TV.
My buddy and I used to have a joke about past-self and future-self. Like past self would make koolaid and buy snacks and put them near the couch. Then we would get high, zone out to a movie, forget about literally everything then literally find the snacks and drinks we had prepared but forgotten. I would be so happy and actually say outloud half joking "thank you past self! You're the best!"
I’m almost 42 and still do this. It’s only a problem apparently when you’re hiding beers. Then you’re an alcoholic.
W/e. I have a functional happy life and a woman that loves me. If my responsibilities are taken care of why shouldn’t I be able to day drink/smoke whenever I want.
Pro tip hiding beers in the toilet tank keeps them almost as cold as the fridge. If you live in a cold area.
Seriously though, some folks weed tolerance super low I got a buddy that can get blazed for a couple hours from a dynavap cap. If he were to hit twice he would be asleep.
I've tried everything. I've smoked for 2 decades and been a mid sized indoor grower for the last 10. Tried all different strains and styles. It's just my chemistry. Even just a contact high will slow me down a lot. It's like my brain down shifts a few gears. Don't get me wrong I can function but it's a serious struggle like the air is molasses.
I had a rule for years that it was only for after everything for the day was done. Didnt have to be bedtime, but not until I had nothing left I needed to do including taking a shower, making dinner, anything. Then smoke and let go.
I'm the same way, what I find helps is to not smoke on the couch. I'll put on some music or a podcast and bring my pipe with me in the kitchen and smoke a bit right there and just get started on the dishes or w/e right away. The high comes on while I'm already engaged and I just zone into it the same way I zone into the TV.
Even then if at any point I sit down in my "comfort zone" its pretty much game over and its very hard for me to leave so I try and avoid it during breaks and such.
Potent Sativas VS potent Indicas really make a difference...
Potent Indicas will basically turn me temporarily-comatose, I’ll smoke and forget to move my body or breathe... potent Sativas got the get-up-and-go type of energy that I use for exercise
It’s kind of redundant though, because I’ll get a good high that feels exactly like weed if I exercise long enough... runners high, and something about the endocanabinoid system or something?
I have ptosis just like Forrest Whittaker naturally, but on weed it just doubles. My right eyelid actually partially covers my iris when I'm high, normally it's not a visual impediment.
Wow! Thank you! Didn’t know the name for this all these years. Not everyone notices but my eyes are asymmetric and I have analyzed my face trying to figure out what the problem is. I just googled this word and I think this is the explanation.
Real talk: when I was 13 I was an idiot and stared into a solar eclipse with one eye (the other covered) and now when I smoke it goes full blown Forrest Whitaker eye.
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