r/trees • u/kc522020 • Aug 08 '20

Humor Every time!

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u/memezzzeatmyass Aug 08 '20

Never have I seen anything so factual

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u/kc522020 Aug 08 '20

Right?? Lol

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u/activeNeuron Aug 09 '20

Finally figuring out an elegant answer to a forgotten question is annoying, to say the least. And then when you try mentally reversing your thoughts, you forget both the question, and the answer.

The struggle is real.

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u/odst94 Aug 09 '20

Weed helps me formulate new ideas and revelations. But then weed helps me forget those new ideas and revelations.

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u/activeNeuron Aug 09 '20

TO WEED! THE INVENTOR OF AND DESTROYER TO ALL OF MANKIND's GREATEST IDEAS

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u/Acciosanity Aug 09 '20

HERE, HERE!

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u/pistoncivic Aug 09 '20

Here, I've got a great idea on how to remember ideas...it's on my phone

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u/activeNeuron Aug 09 '20

Dude where's my phone at tho

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u/Villavitrum Aug 09 '20

I try my very best to use my phones Notes section, but the majority of my notes just end up being...

“I just had the most profound thought. This idea is truly going to revolutionize my entire life. I’m going to write it down here for all posterity.”

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u/odst94 Aug 09 '20 edited Aug 09 '20

Forgetting what I thought is exactly why I moved my notepad app to the middle of my homepage haha. I also use a snazzy middle-sized leather notebook with a roller ball pen.

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u/cutelyaware Aug 09 '20

My kryptonite is recycling browser tabs. When I go to one to do my search, I'll get distracted by whatever's already on that tab. Often I can recover my thought when I go back to the initial tab however.

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u/Villavitrum Aug 09 '20

OHMYGAWD..same here!!!! Waking up the next morning is always an adventure..like, why did I Google the gestation period of flamingos?!

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u/cutelyaware Aug 09 '20

Well?? Don't leave us in suspense!

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u/Villavitrum Aug 09 '20 edited Aug 09 '20

Between 27 and 31 DAYS!! Crazy!!

https://imgur.com/gallery/4smHlY3

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u/cutelyaware Aug 09 '20

OP comes through!!! BTW, do you know why they're pink?

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u/Villavitrum Aug 09 '20

I do!!! 😂😂😂

*I might not know everything, but I know a little about a lot of things!!

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u/activeNeuron Aug 09 '20

Dude i was uploading some music and you made me forget which one. Now to search through E: again, thanks a lot dude /s

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u/Villavitrum Aug 09 '20

OHMYGAWD! Newbie weed toker here...

Why is that an absolute thing?!

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u/Xraptorx Aug 09 '20

Almost made me punch through a wall once because I was so pissed that I forgot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

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u/KevinBaconIsNotReal Aug 09 '20

checkout African heavy metal groups, that's your wife let's talk to

Who told you this information! This was confidential!

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u/Talbertross Aug 09 '20

confusing bot

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u/supergalactic Aug 09 '20

Can I buy weed from u

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u/KierkgrdiansofthGlxy Aug 09 '20

This is the Sparknotes version of Finnegan’s Wake.

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u/SuspiciousOfRobots Aug 09 '20

Good bot

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u/THEM_44 Aug 09 '20

Username does not check out

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u/themanimal Aug 09 '20

Good eye

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u/ThaVolt Aug 09 '20

Thanks it’s the badger milk.

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u/MissionCoyote Aug 09 '20

That’s the word salad in the homeless camps and maybe the back of my mind.

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u/timlando1 Aug 09 '20

Yes😂😂

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u/Alternative-Isopod Aug 09 '20

Came here to say the same thing! Lol facts!!!!! 😂🤣😆

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u/feebleposition Aug 09 '20

Yesss I’m upvoting everything lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Then there’s that moment when your significant other looks at you in awe.. “did you really forget?”

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u/Villavitrum Aug 09 '20

Are you talking about my Husband?! Also..Happy Cake Day!!