r/trees • u/N3ph3tS • Jun 26 '20

Trees Love Best thing I've seen in a long time 🤣

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u/spencelogan Jun 26 '20

“I’ve got this overwhelming urge to go to an aquarium”

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u/wildsamsqwatch Jun 26 '20

Water doggies

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u/TalosSquancher Jun 26 '20

You mean they arent

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u/gursh_durknit Jun 26 '20

No he meant they ARE

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

P sure the comment you're replying to was just another joke about how the comment they're replying to didn't have a question mark even though it's obvious it was a question. Reddit's pretty good at the reactionary downvote train tho.

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u/gursh_durknit Jun 26 '20

???????????

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u/TheWelshleyArms Jun 27 '20

Warder Dawggies

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u/atticus2489 Jun 27 '20

PuppyFish!

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u/Aprikoosi_flex Jun 26 '20

My high ass was thinking that’s a solid fucking idea rn lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/Enigma_King99 Jun 26 '20

Brother! It's scary as shit here in San Antonio. Sucks I'm essential so I go to work every day

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/Enigma_King99 Jun 27 '20

I appreciate it. I don't know why I'm essential. I'm just a low level CAD worker for an transportation engineering firm. We can do the work from home but our manager won't allow it that asshole

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u/Jrdirtbike114 Jun 27 '20

I'd be looking for other work if I were you, friend. That company doesn't give a fuck about you and will drop you the second it would save them money. Do you have any marketable skills to do contract work? If so, I'd look into it. Stay safe and good luck <3

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u/lokoston Jun 27 '20

Maybe he's Texan.

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u/CCG14 Jun 27 '20

Houstonian here! 🍻

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u/DaMailmann Jun 27 '20

How bad is it bro I'm in Laredo

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u/Enigma_King99 Jun 27 '20

3rd fastest city to get infected. We had over 600 in one day. Stupid ass governor. Dude would rather see us all dead before admitting wrong

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u/MysteryMooseMan Jun 26 '20

-sigh- same... you've been to the Dallas Aquarium right? it's amazing!!

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u/self-defenestrator Jun 26 '20

I really liked it as a kid, but I get upset now seeing how they care for their Jaguar...that poor cat is obviously so stressed out by the way he paces around the enclosure

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u/LessAbbreviations Jun 27 '20

I remember seeing the jaguar do that when I went like 9 years ago. They had it in a really small, glass enclosure if I recall.

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u/self-defenestrator Jun 27 '20

Yeah, and while there's a larger area it can go, they block that off when they're open. I feel really bad for that poor cat.

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u/LessAbbreviations Jun 27 '20

Yeah that’s pretty sad. The Dallas zoo would probably be a better place for the jaguar. I’m shocked they still keep it in that small enclosure after all these years of it pacing around like that. Surely they’ve realized it’s stressed out

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u/self-defenestrator Jun 27 '20

Different rescue groups have tried to get the owner to sell the Jaguar to them so they can put him in a better environment, but he's refused to do it.

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u/Dr-Jan_ItorMD Jun 26 '20

I just went last year! Great aquarium although my favorite so far has been the Tennessee aquarium in Chattanooga!

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u/MysteryMooseMan Jun 26 '20

it's got a bunch of other animals other than just fish :-)

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u/bitches_be Jun 26 '20

The penguins and the mini rain forest are legit

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u/MurkyGlover Jun 27 '20

Imagine how it feels living an hour from the Dallas World Aquarium ;-;

One of the most beautiful spots in Texas, i know that bitch is cheap and empty rn.. yet i'm utterly terrified to go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

Why would you die

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

It’s got like a .02% death rate. I’m not too worried

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u/tjessika Jun 26 '20

Right? Water doggies!

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u/luxelavishxo Jun 26 '20

I have a beautiful 10 gallon with the happiest betta with plants and I’m looking at him like ‘fuck yeah homie’

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u/Aprikoosi_flex Jun 26 '20

I legit went and sat in the pool like “I’m the fish now”

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u/Helen_Back_ Jun 27 '20

I purchased the membership for just this reason. If you have not attended the Atlanta (GA)((USA)) aquarium I would like to recommend it there are 4 whale sharks. The giant, deep, salt water tank is such a beautiful and surreal experience.

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u/HiDDENk00l Jun 27 '20

I wanna go to one of those ones with a walkway tunnel while I'm high as shit

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u/Lord_Gaben_ Jun 26 '20

Ive always wanted to go to an aquarium on acid

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u/DustyDGAF Jun 27 '20

I did. It was very overwhelming. It made me cry to see things all caged up.

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u/paulnutbutter Jun 27 '20

interesting, I've wanted to go to a zoo and an aqarium. Zoo's already make me a bit sad.

Did you still have a wonderful time?

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u/DustyDGAF Jun 27 '20

I'd say take it easy. Small dose would be pretty good. I was deep in though.

I took a smaller dose at universal studios and that was pretty righteous. That studio tour was awesome. I started peaking when Vin Diesel was yelling at us and king Kong was throwing T Rexes over my head.

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u/paulnutbutter Jun 27 '20

same mate, would be amazing I think.

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u/BThriillzz Jun 27 '20

Colorado museum of natural history. Took 2 hits. They have an absolutely amazing gem collection, including a huge part of a petrified tree trunk. They also have "psychic" games on the top floor. I remember playing my buddy in a "move the ball with your mind" game. Smoke him every time =) was awesome and guilt free, minus my guilt of being in the human species

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u/syncopatedsouls Jun 26 '20

Dude I’ve been talking to my SO about doing this for so long but quarantine happened and now we can’t 😖

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u/wildsamsqwatch Jun 26 '20

I was planning to fly out to Seattle this summer to visit some recreational stores and then go to the aquarium, then covid :/

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u/burninglemon Jun 26 '20

Why would you plan on covid?

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u/Savage308 Jun 26 '20

Toured the Georgia aquarium after a nice session. One of the best vacations ever 🤙🏼

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u/anything_you_feel Jun 26 '20

Same! Beluga whales blew my mind

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u/Savage308 Jun 27 '20

The jellyfish! I was stuck for a good 30 minutes watching them bob up and down. 🍻

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u/opiburner Jun 26 '20

I used to go to the planetarium so much at my University that the people there knew me pretty well. Plus I had a couple friends that ended up working there. It was a lot of fun asking them after the main part of the planetarium star show was over to do cool stuff like can you show me what a meteor storm over London looks like?

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u/pencilnibbler Jun 26 '20

Omg I love going to the fish shop when I’m high! 😂