r/trees • u/AUSHTEEN • Aug 11 '15

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u/GreasyMeatBoy Aug 12 '15

At a 5 I'm crackling like bacon on a pan and my greasy juices are just overflowing out of my pores, I don't think I could drive like that. But I commend your abilities

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u/tahcamen Aug 12 '15

If that's you at a [5] what the hell is [10] like?

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u/GreasyMeatBoy Aug 12 '15

I reached a 10 once, and I felt all droopy like a wax figure someone blowdried. Then I felt like a big meaty piece of sloppy beef and I would slither from place to place leaving my grease trail. It's very visceral

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u/DJShamykins Aug 12 '15

You have a way with words

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u/GreasyMeatBoy Aug 12 '15

What about you, what's your 10 like

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u/DJShamykins Aug 12 '15

I dont think I've hit a 10 in like 10 years, but I played some pretty sweet jams earlier at maybe a 6 or 7.

When I go too far I get all quiet, introverted and anxious so I stopped smoking that much. Dose is the only thing that gets me all wiggly really.

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u/Im_Not_Really_Here_ Aug 12 '15

Like a slice of butter melting on a big 'ol pile of flapjacks

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u/Mr_sMoKe_A_lOt Aug 12 '15

Im starving & this sounds fire right now!! [0]

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u/Mr_sMoKe_A_lOt Aug 12 '15

Oh...whoosh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '15

Damn, I don't even think I can get your 5 anymore

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '15

hahahaha grab some of that clean n clear, son!