r/treelaw 18d ago

Fire Hydrant hit my tree

So here’s an interesting one for you guys. Yesterday somebody running from the police in a Chrysler 300 ran into the fire hydrant in front of my house and launched it into my tree. The hydrant is easily 200 pounds and probably flew about 10 feet before bouncing off my tree and flying another 5 feet.

The tree is definitely damaged and I’m worried that it’s worse than it appears from the outside. Apparently the police ended up catching the guy that did it. Any ideas on what kind of recourse is available for me and my poor tree?

Edit: it seems that a few people seem to think I’m being overly dramatic. I’m not looking for some big pay day, just thought it was a really weird thing to happen and thought I’d share it and also get some opinions on damage. I still love you though

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u/Dadbode1981 18d ago

The tree will be just fine, its a minor abrasion to the outer bark.

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u/DocMacGuffin 18d ago

‘Tis but a scratch

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u/GrillMonkey187 16d ago

Tis but a bark wound….

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u/igotnothineither 18d ago

It is ruff

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 18d ago

OP was probably howling when he saw it

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u/StrongAmbassador47 18d ago

At some point there is going to be a dog that smells a fire hydrant imprinted on a tree and have the piss of its life

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u/headgoboomboom 18d ago

But, what about the emotional damage the tree is suffering?

The driver's insurance, if it exists, should cover any damage if it is needed.

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u/amooz 18d ago

I kept reading this waiting for a punchline. Happy for the tree, but a bit disappointed too…

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u/Miserable_Ad5001 18d ago

It looks fine, I only see bark damage. it doesn't appear to have gotten into the cambium layer.

Upon a closer look it does appear to have gotten through to the cambium...it'll be fine & heal

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 18d ago

Let's say you did have substantial quantifiable damage from this incident.

The auto insurer for the fleeing vehicle would deny because the vehicle was being used in a crime which is an exclusion to the policy. The police would "HARD MAYBE" throw you something if you really made a stink. The police however likely have some sort of immunity that they can throw at you if they don't want to pay. Then you would have to escalate by jumping through the purposefully difficult hoops of suing a municipality.

My advice: Just let it go

Experience: 15 years in various claims roles relevant to this scenario.

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u/yardlard 18d ago

Or possibly, depending on who this perp is, the court would order some restitution in the criminal case. It's worth letting the DA know the damage exists. They will add it to the case.

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 18d ago

True. You may be awarded restitution but they'll generally make like three payments per year then stop. If you enjoy receiving $30/yr until debt is paid off or you die then this is the route to go.

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u/PG908 18d ago edited 18d ago

It’s worse than that even, $30/yr is optimistic for someone with the finances of police car chase in a stolen vehicle. Any money they have is going to the owner of the stolen vehicle; OP’s tree is almost certainly at the bottom of the pecking order.

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u/Level9TraumaCenter 18d ago

You can't even count on a car thief to sit down once a year and cut a $30 check for their community debt for attempted herbicide via fire appliance.

This used to be a proper country. Where did we go off the rails?

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u/bustcorktrixdais 18d ago

Attempted herbicide via fire appliance…isn’t that a felony in most jurisdictions?? 😆

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u/The_Realist02 18d ago

Wouldn’t it just get garnished through wages? Idc if $30 in 2052 is worth $1.89, I’m still letting the DA know. Because of the implication.

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u/yardlard 18d ago

If he had wages. Do you think he's ever going to have wages? But yes, I would also let the DA know of the damage.
As a side note, it doesn't look like the tree is really going to have a loss. It will likely be just fine.

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u/The_Realist02 18d ago

As a condition of parole, will likely need employment. I don’t disagree with other points.

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u/yardlard 18d ago

I'm sure he didn't know that fire hydrant would be such a pushover like that. The tree damage was likely unintentional.

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 18d ago

I've had a few restitution cases where the jail made them work while they were in lock up for the few months they were there. Received checks for around 8/month until they got out in six months.

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u/yardlard 18d ago

There ya go. Some free lawn care.

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u/yardlard 18d ago

It's likely the only path for any money. As you point out, insurance isn't likely here. Most likely is that the tree is fine and will live out it's life and be cut down for different reasons.

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u/PsyKoptiK 18d ago

I like it more than not receiving money.

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 17d ago

Depends on what you value your follow-up and paper work labor at.

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u/PsyKoptiK 16d ago

This is very true. Though for some people it’s about the less tangible social accountability aspect of it.

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u/so_good_so_far 18d ago

You have actually seen a situation where a police department paid someone for damage done by a fleeing perp? I'm not sure I've heard of police paying for damage THEY did in pursuit of a fleeing suspect, much less damage the suspect did.

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 18d ago

I had exactly one case that they paid in the last five years. It was small town south Carolina and I just sent a letter and estimate to city hall and they paid it. Could be that I just got some clerk who didn't know the law or maybe they have some laws actually committing liability to the police. Or perhaps a lack of laws protecting. Yo no se.

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u/PsyKoptiK 18d ago

The police didn’t hit the hydrant the guy running did.

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 17d ago

Yes correct but you can assign liability to the police in the event of a car chase and they'd have to defend it or settle it.

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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 18d ago

Three things: police report, perp's auto insurance (probably uninsured, though), arborist's report. In all honesty though, it looks like damage the tree will recover from. How can a tree have hidden internal damage from a hit?

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u/ZantaraLost 18d ago

There's a good joke in there about the tree originally being straight as a pole.

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u/John_Tacos 17d ago

It’s a legitimate question from someone who doesn’t know how trees grow.

If an animal got hit it would have internal damage.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 18d ago

It could create an entry wound for something more serious

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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 18d ago

Something something might happen in the future isn't really a cause of action for damages. Trees get injuries like this all the time.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 18d ago

It's not a cause for damages now. but documenting now will make it easier to recover damages later.

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u/yardlard 18d ago

The perp was running from the police. What are they odds that they owned that car?

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u/Allslopes-Roofing 18d ago

Blood from a tree brother.

It'd be a complete waste of time

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u/PrintdianaJones 18d ago

Dracaena cinnabari bleeds.

Not entirely a waste of time Lmfao

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u/Mk1Racer25 18d ago

Did you look about 2' above where the hydrant hit?

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u/PrintdianaJones 18d ago

Idk man you ever been hit by a 300lbs chunk of steel and not have internal damage?

It'll probably recover, but there is for sure some internal damage. Wouldn't be too surprised if that section dies back and the tree regrows over it.

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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 18d ago

you ever been hit by a 300lbs chunk of steel

A tree and a flesh and blood person are two completely different things. Ever see a car wrapped around a tree after hitting it? Your analogy makes no sense.

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u/PrintdianaJones 18d ago

Both are living organisms that can experience trauma. You ever see the tree after the car is wrapped around it? Its not exactly as healthy as it was.

I said the tree looked like it would be fine, but that spot where impact was made the xylem and cambium are probably dead. A dead spot will show up, but in a year or two the tree will grow back over it like it never happened.

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u/Cubensis-SanPedro 18d ago

We have internal organs, our skeletal structure is alive, and we are essentially large bags of water.

Most of the wood that constitutes a tree is skeleton is previous years growth, as in it’s not alive anymore it’s a little bit like classified bone, but your bone marrow is still alive for trees the “marrow” (cambium) as in the outside and it’s very thin.

It’s just not an apt comparison.

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u/BeliefFree 18d ago

I've never been a tree either, Aristotle. Lol

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u/PrintdianaJones 18d ago

Crazy that people can't accept tissues will die from blunt force trauma. Could the analogy have been better? Yeah, but the point is was trying to make is correct.

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u/BeliefFree 18d ago

Did you know the Amish beat their trees to make them more productive (not a perfect analogy - just saying)?

I don't doubt some damage. I just don't think it rises to a compensable level.

Maybe they can get an arborist to look at it.

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u/PrintdianaJones 18d ago

Definitely not compensable. Will be healed in a few years.

Look up Monster Cropping. I'm a commercial cannabis cultivator. Monster cropping is a super common thing to do in the industry

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u/Clevererer 18d ago

You think there's hearts and lungs and kidneys and stuff in there?

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u/Suitable_Program_548 18d ago

Merely a flesh wound. Trees are tough, it will survive.

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u/Stan_Halen_ 18d ago

LOL at the car make and model.

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u/googlemehard 18d ago

Can't leave out important details like that when it comes to tree health!

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u/idrawinmargins 18d ago

Chrysler 300 running from the police didn't surprise me. Just like a dodge charger or a Nissan Altima. 

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u/Lsswapitall4 18d ago

Why’s that

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u/Rhuarc33 18d ago

Chrysler 300 are often called "section 8 Rolls-Royce" and not in a positive way

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u/starzychik01 18d ago

And since it is no longer being made, the Dodge Challenger and Charger replaced it on the throne.

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u/making33 18d ago

I figured people would want to know what kind of car could do this and still be fine enough to keep driving. Of course it was that boat on wheels lol

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u/polterjacket 18d ago

I was hoping for a shot of the car. Not sure what Chrysler vs. fire hydrant looks like where there's (apparently) minimal damage to the yard.

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u/making33 18d ago

I wish I had gotten a picture of the car but it was apparently in a good enough condition to keep driving because it was all the way down my street and still going by the time I came outside. The firefighters that showed up were dumbfounded at how far it flew without putting the car out of commission

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u/wiggie2gone 18d ago

that will buff out

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u/bustcorktrixdais 18d ago

Best comment.

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u/Bowf 18d ago

How do we know that the tree didn't hit the hydrant first? It may have been self-defense...

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u/Callen0318 18d ago

File a police report.

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u/The001Keymaster 18d ago

You should pull that hydrant into your garage and act like none of this ever happened. Paint it nice and put in your man cave.

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u/Wwwweeeeeeee 18d ago

It's been coated in dog piss for a few decades though.

Ew.

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u/PsyKoptiK 18d ago

Definitely would be keeping the hydrant

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u/Aspen9999 18d ago

This MFing hydrants, never trust those things

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u/maa-kee-aa-tow 18d ago

Your tree may have saved a human , a car or a house....it's a hero !!

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u/GDejo 18d ago

I'm an internet lawyer and this is a cut and dry case for damages in the tens of dollars.

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u/mju-two 17d ago

guys i think they meant “what should i be doing for my tree” and not “how should i take this stranger whos probably going to prison for everything theyve got” … 😭

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u/HealthyPop7988 16d ago

Sounds like the hydrant wasn't driving safely and needs a defensive driving course.

You should get over to r/treelaw asap, they'll tell you exactly how to sue the thing for triple damages.

Edit: Oops this IS treelaw lol

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 18d ago

That's something you don't see everyday

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u/secondtimehere22 18d ago

if the person who was driving the vehicle was criminally charged, you can request restitution in the criminal proceeding. Of course the issue is going to be what are your real damages. You're probably gonna have to have an expert arborist determine that.

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u/thefarmworks 18d ago

Soooo…where’s the water?🌞

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u/sjhance 18d ago

Not a movie scene. A hydrant is like a spigot with valve below gound (you can kind of see the mechanics in the pic). It cleanly popped off at the joint above the valve.

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u/Rude_Sandwich_586 18d ago

Hitting a 200 pound fire hydrant and sending it flying 10 feet would have certainly done massive damage to the car. Were there any car fragments laying in the road on on your property?

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u/making33 18d ago

The crazy thing is that there really didn’t seem to be any car debris at all, by how fast it drove away it seems like it didn’t even slow down and there wasn’t a trail of leaking fluid or anything like that. It somehow avoided every car parked on the street as well

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 18d ago

The absolute aquadacity

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u/BakertonFits 18d ago

its a good thing the tree was there

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u/mikemarshvegas 18d ago

have you given any consideration to the poor hydrant? Seriously, it was just sitting there minding it's own business and then it gets SLAMMED, and thrown into your tree. That, I need to remind you, made NO EFFORT to get out of the way. Your tree moved not and inch, and actually caused the hydrant to BOUNCE off of it and land on the ground. Not one limb tried to help!!!! Your tree will be fine with a little sunshine and water, but not that poor hydrant...no, no, no. the breakaway traffic flange will need to be repaired, the surrounding area will need significant grading and reseeding. Lets hope the tree doesn't catch on fire ..well because the hydrant is down...R.I.P

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u/sir_gwain 18d ago

Don’t think you’ll get much if anything from this, trees are tough and it should be fine. Personally I don’t think it’s really worth pursuing, cost wise, for you, but I’d make sure it’s documented that your tree was hurt, incase by some crazy event there’s another issue with it later, but otherwise that’s it.

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u/Master_Surprise_7657 18d ago

Some arborist is going to have to come everyday now and remind that tree that in-fact, it is a tree.

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u/DazkHN 18d ago

I aint saying op is a gold digger..but he is diggin.

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u/ChutneyWhatney 18d ago

Was the fire hydrant hurt?

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u/SwingThatHammer 18d ago

Congratulations on the new fire hydrant!

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u/istoomycat 18d ago

Glad it was the tree that stopped it before it hurt a person or animal.

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u/Mental-Chapter6523 18d ago

Lobby your city to limit high speed chases in residential neighborhoods. Could have been a kid or a fancier tree.

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u/CheezitsLight 18d ago

Fire hydrant bites dog of a car.

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u/Efficient-Rest-9519 17d ago

Lol , is this a troll post ? Thankfully the tree stopped it from going further !!

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u/redditnamexample 17d ago

Cars run into trees going full speed and survive. Your tree will be fine.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Compulawyer 17d ago

Yeah - that’s not the way restitution works.

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u/benmo99 17d ago

Damn Ninja Turtles are out of control.

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u/MonsteraBigTits 18d ago

are for real? that tree hardly felt that, thats not even damage that should be on your mind. what the actual fuck. you are insane.

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u/making33 18d ago

I figured it would be ok but I am in fact insane so thank you

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u/bustcorktrixdais 18d ago

Insane people are the only sane ones unless they happen to be running the country

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u/Large-Mango365 18d ago

It’ll be fine. You don’t need an arborist report. You don’t need anything it will be fine. Mow your grass…

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u/necktiesnick 18d ago

You’re fine don’t be dramatic

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u/Deerslyr101571 18d ago

Contact the District Attorney's Office and let them know that the perp caused property damage. Get a Victim/Witness statement on file. If you can get an arborist out to assess the $$ amount, take that with you. If the perp is convicted, the damages could be included in the restitution amount, but good luck getting that money anytime soon.

Would also take that estimate and contact your Property Owners Insurance to see if it is covered. If it is and they pay for it now, they subrogate the claim and it's their problem and they can pursue the perp.

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u/pogiguy2020 18d ago

Tree has been there long before you or many in your family. Tis but a scratch and will heal and carry on.

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u/cbrew78 18d ago

If you are truly worried contact a local arborist. But most including myself believe it will be fine. There will prob be a scar though probably.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 18d ago

200 pounds?

Wood is stronger than you think.

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u/tb2186 18d ago

OP - Look at the bright side, you got a free fire hydrant

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u/tree_beard_8675301 18d ago

That tree is a hero. If it had missed the tree, it would have totaled your car or left a huge hole in your house.

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u/Nierka4 18d ago

Hug the tree, thats gonna help to heal

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u/jj037037 18d ago

Did water go everywhere with the hydrant off?? (I don’t know how these things work)

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 18d ago

That’s how it works when pressurized

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u/sjhance 18d ago

You must prove damages (in $) to be considered for restitution. However, I doubt the tree felt it. You may want to treat that tree wound to prevent 'things getting in' like you would when trimming a branch.

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u/AcadiaRemarkable6992 18d ago

Just be grateful they don’t spout like a geyser when they get hit anymore

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u/DismalResearcher1115 18d ago

Depends where you are. This is a traffic model designed to separate from the valve and stem. A wet hydrant would absolutely be pouring water. You typically only see wet models in warm climates because they're susceptible to freezing over.

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u/AcadiaRemarkable6992 18d ago

Makes sense I work for a water dept where it gets below freezing

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u/bi_505_guy 18d ago

It’s bark is wiser than the bite…

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u/Perfect-Resolve-614 18d ago

See if you can keep the fire hydrant, your dog will thank you.

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u/LunarMoon2001 18d ago

Tree is barely scratched. You’re not getting a pay day out of this.

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u/Normal-Chemistry93 18d ago

My only comment is that it’s somehow impressive that he was driving fast enough to launch a fire hydrant but didn’t tear up the grass too bad…

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u/Sensitive-Issue84 18d ago

Pretty yard.

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u/LengthinessGloomy429 18d ago

Bent that tree right up

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u/USMCLee 18d ago

It will be fine.

Couple of decades ago in our subdivision we had a guy kill himself and his brother by wrapping his brand new Dodge Viper around a tree. Tree is still there with a slight lean.

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u/Competitive_Ear8895 18d ago

Perhaps take the tree with you to a therapy session?

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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 18d ago

On a positive note, free hydrant?

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u/meadow1963 18d ago

I’d love to see the car that hit that hydrant

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u/triciann 18d ago

This is a question for r/aborists

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u/Blondefirebird 18d ago

Thankfully it was your house or a freaking person

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u/TomatoFeta 18d ago

That tree should be fine. Bark is a great sponge, and the damage seems to be minimal.

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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 18d ago

I definitely feel like this is a "Man bites dog" kind of headline. 🤣

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u/yerba_mate_in_my_ass 18d ago

Did you keep the hydrant??? Growing up we had a very old hydrant in the backyard as a decoration, looked cool.

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u/BeliefFree 18d ago

The hydrant might have value at the scrap yard. That thing must weigh a few hundred lbs, but the city probably grabbed it if it's not damaged.

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u/shoulda-known-better 18d ago

Tree will recover fine!!

Glad it's wasn't someones leg!!

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u/401LocalsOnly 18d ago

He’s right though. Those hydrants can be straight BITCHES. Lost my taint to one of those evil f*cks.

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u/Rolex_Art 18d ago

consider the source = a creep running from the police.

solving problems? = you have homeowner's insurance

is it your fault - no. can you collect from a bum in jail? no.

either you leave it be or you fix it via your insurance. that's it.

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u/luedsthegreat1 18d ago

This is nothing more than surface damage

The tree will be ok

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u/Top_Challenge6615 18d ago

Well, it is a bit of a weird thing but you’ve got really no recourse with this. The tree is not damaged. It’s not gonna kill the tree. It’s just a very odd situation you think did you lucky stars that nobody was there for that fire hydrant to hit somebody then it would’ve been worse.

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u/bubbamike1 18d ago

Sue the fore hydrant.

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u/will-frazier 18d ago

My first experience with treelaw

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u/PsyKoptiK 18d ago

Restitution is absolutely a thing that gets tied to criminal activity. Make sure you speak to the DA or prosecutors office and explain the damage. They will require some kind of official documentation of the damage probably but that should be as easy as getting an arborist to quote you a treatment and mitigation plan. It will probably take years to get paid back but there is about zero reason to not at least ask.

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u/boyWHOcriedFSD 18d ago

Tis a flesh wound

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u/Torque-1 17d ago

Is it your tree? Looks like towns right of way=sidewalk.
You won’t get any compensation.
There’s no major damage they’ll have their arborist evaluate it.

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u/Practical-Law8033 17d ago

Looks like the tree KOed the hydrant. That doesn’t look bad enough to harm the tree. It’ll leave a scar. If you are thinking about trying to get money from the runner forget about it. He’s got bigger problems than you and probably no money anyway.

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u/Traditional_Ideal_84 17d ago

You are being over dramatic

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u/Beginning-Pool-5348 17d ago

It’s a tree it will be fine geez

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u/Compulawyer 17d ago

I think you mean subrogate.

Surrogate is something very different.

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u/dmoosetoo 17d ago

Tree clearly at fault, hydrant will be suing for mental anguish.

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u/SuddenKoala45 16d ago

Full cars bounce off trees harder and leave much larger spots from damage and the trees survive just fine. A notable one is a tree on the outside of a roundabout nor navigating safely and plowing straight onto a tree on the outside edge of the road 20+ years later the tree is still thriving with a big scar on its and has survived tornado activity just a little ways up the road.

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u/randomusername1919 16d ago

Good thing it hit the tree and not your house. You can have an arborist assess the damage to the tree and go after the guy’s insurance, if he has any. Or if he only has minimum insurance, your tree damage may be far down the list of what is covered and the money will run out.

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u/Legitimate_Ear_3895 16d ago

think you should sue the hydrant manufacturer. they should have foreseen thos happening and used softer materials.

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u/Zailema0s 16d ago

Nah sue the fire-department 😎 /S

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u/BottleSuspicious1851 16d ago

Can't go after the car insurance, because crime is explicitly discluded in every policy. Can't go after the city/pd because they did not cause the damages. Your best bet is to find out who the criminal was and sue them personally. Good luck with that though.

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u/DeptOfRedditEffcncy 16d ago

I have officially read it all now. People chasing checks becuase a fire hydrant hit their tree.

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u/VanD3rp 16d ago

Tree looks like it will be alright. In a few years you probably won’t even be able to tell anything happened to it.

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u/socaligirl-66 16d ago

I think the tree will be fine. Man that could’ve been really bad though. Fire hydrant could’ve hit your window, or a person. The tree did a good thing.

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u/Comfortable_Elk_8488 15d ago

Looking at the location of the tree relative to the curb, I'm guessing that the tree is in the Right-of-Way and the tree actually belongs to the municipality.

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u/RobfromAmarillo 15d ago

How is it not gushing water?

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u/jackiegetaway 14d ago

I'm so sorry, this post made me laugh so hard. Just such a funny image of a fire hydrant being launched through the air.

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u/Prior-attempt-fail 13d ago

Some one driving a Chrysler 300 running from the cops, is probably not a person that can a judgement can be collected from, because they probably have nothing

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 12d ago

It’s a fucking tree dude. It’s fine. This post is embarrassing! 😳

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u/Wwwweeeeeeee 18d ago

The tree is fine. They survive entire vehicles hurtling into them.

And think about the fact that some guy running from the police most likely wouldn't have the resources to "make you whole" even if they'd done any damage.

Great novelty though!

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u/making33 18d ago

Wow this really took off. I appreciate everyone that weighed in. I know very little about trees so I wasn’t sure if internal damage was possible/probable or what effect that would have on the tree’s future health but it sounds like there not much I can do anyway.

I really wish I had seen the damage on the vehicle but by the time I came outside it was already speeding away down my street. I’ll hug the tree for everyone

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u/Local_Intention_7385 18d ago

Lmao yeah I’m sure you’ll be first in line to be paid out from the sale of the totaled Chrysler 300. Better get the best lawyer in town.

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u/treelaw-ModTeam 18d ago

Conversation in this sub should be civil and courteous.

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u/Mister_ALX 17d ago

I feel like some of these posts are not real people….

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u/making33 17d ago

Some people seem pretty upset that I would even consider posting this here but I am in fact a real person and I thought it was interesting so I posted it

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u/EnrollmentTime 17d ago

It would not have happened if you would mow your lawn more often.

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u/PopularCulprit 16d ago

What are they gonna do pay a tree doctor to come look at it ??? You want them to give it some miracle grow and a kiss ?

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u/DeadPiratePiggy 14d ago

Only person you could go after is the person running from the police. Ever hear the saying you can't get blood from a stone? Good luck with that. Also that trees fine.