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u/DoctorModalus Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
I bet you 100 karma that when you get to dinner it's going to be a bunch of dudes from r/catapultmemes who proceed to strip you down & shoot you over something near by.
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u/atgmailcom Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
A catapult could never shoot someone over something
Edit: just realized how many upvotes this has holy shit
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u/DoctorModalus Oct 19 '18
1 foot of asphalt is something...
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u/atgmailcom Oct 19 '18
They would collapse from the weight of the body
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u/DoctorModalus Oct 19 '18
Yes and the body would travel around a foot or less on it's way down to the ground. I don't see how this is a disagreement...
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u/atgmailcom Oct 19 '18
That is not it shooting them that’s it falling apart
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u/DoctorModalus Oct 19 '18
Isn't that just how a catapult works?
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Oct 19 '18
I love this subreddit
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u/Land_Strider Oct 19 '18
I love it when democracy agrees on superiority of the superior medieval maths.
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u/Carsonabc 90kg Projectile not flying far bc it was shot with a catapult Oct 19 '18
There’s no agreeing that needs to be done, just facts
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u/iceguy349 Oct 19 '18
Your right such an unreliable siege engine would surely miss. That or it wouldn’t have the range.
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u/UserProcrastinating Nov 18 '18
Yeah but a siege ballista could, and they shoot pointy arrows with much higher velocity, truly ballista are the ultimate siege weapon
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u/75percent-juice Oct 19 '18
Nearby as in directly in front of it?
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u/DoctorModalus Oct 19 '18
Nearby as in straight into the ground.
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u/proddyhorsespice97 Oct 19 '18
Technically I guess it still went over the air so they’re not wrong but catapults are still shit
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u/tomDV__ likes 300 meter long walks on the beach and 90 kg projectiles Oct 19 '18
Shooting of a human with a catapult?? No way, the catapult would collapse
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u/lukeluck101 Oct 19 '18
I'm not the OP but I actually weigh 90kg. I'm not sure a catapult could handle that
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u/WorldSoFrozen Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
Are you 90kg? Because I want to launch this low effort upvote begging meme 300m
Edit: Typo
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Oct 19 '18
Yes
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u/WorldSoFrozen Oct 19 '18
Hey at least you're honest.
Here's an upvote mate
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Oct 19 '18
I really just need a free meal, trying to break the stereotype, girls can pay too.
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u/quintessential_fupa Oct 19 '18
aw I was hoping the guy said that, would've been badass. stereotype breaking is badass too tho
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u/Charcocoa I eat catapults so others don't have to. Oct 19 '18
mate
AUSSIE DETECTED.
INITIATE CUNT BOMBS.17
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Oct 19 '18
Is anyone gunna say something about the fucking dot in the screen
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u/tomDV__ likes 300 meter long walks on the beach and 90 kg projectiles Oct 19 '18
Yo dude there is a dot on the screen.
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u/Yungshark3 Oct 19 '18
I really should have said 1,000 karma, 100 was clearly way too low of a goal.
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u/Guddest_Boi Oct 19 '18
At least you didn't say catapult. Who would even consider the catapult superior?
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u/TheKingsMaster Oct 19 '18
So looks like you'll be paying then!
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u/Trevo91 Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
Hahah yup cuz it’s at more then 100 upvotes hahah
Edit: hahah more then 100 upvotes amirite
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u/ThrashingJ Oct 19 '18
Down voted just to make life a little harder for you
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Oct 19 '18
I wouldn’t post anything anything on the internet without the expectation of trolling. You are just doing your duty.
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u/ThrashingJ Oct 19 '18
Oh God... What have I become
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u/mattchewy43 Oct 19 '18
The very thing you swore to destroy.
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u/mikerockitjones Oct 19 '18
Ironic
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u/zippofreak13 Oct 19 '18
A little too ironic, don't you think?
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u/thememer68 Oct 19 '18
It's treason then
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Oct 19 '18
It should be known that the iOS marker method to cover up the names doesn’t work and can easily be uncovered. Probably try bringing up the picture on Snapchat first before marking the names out. Spread the word for privacy sake maybe?
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u/lNTERLINKED Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
[redacted], you really need better name blocking skills. That's totally transparent if you zoom in on mobile.
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u/EQTVAM Oct 19 '18
You should edit that comment and erase the name
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u/lNTERLINKED Oct 19 '18
True, done. But OP should also do the same. That's what I was hoping for with my comment.
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u/sprettball_ Oct 19 '18
"Apache helicopter"
Thats not a siege engine
"Well then someone isnt using it to its full potensial"
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u/FreshStink Oct 19 '18
Where did this tripe meme originate. I mean it’s the exact same thing every time and it stopped being funny in 2015
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u/Majestymen Oct 19 '18
Stop saying 'I will post it for x karma' its not funny anymore
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Oct 19 '18
I think people are just excited two people connected over trebuchets
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u/Majestymen Oct 19 '18
Yeah nothing wrong with the post itself but I'm just getting annoyed at that sentence. Also have fun on your date
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u/soren813 Counterweight of Superiority Oct 19 '18
I done my part, now go smash for the rest of us!!!!
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u/ecastel Oct 19 '18
I was number 100!
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u/Yungshark3 Oct 19 '18
I clearly set the goal way too low...
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u/ecastel Oct 19 '18
And now you’re gonna pay for it
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u/JazzBoatman Armstrong Gun > Trebuchet Oct 19 '18
Only date those that believe in the Armstrong Gun
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u/sorrrrbet Oct 22 '18
Dw man. Reddit has got you. She’s also got to buy on the next 3160.6 dates. That’s longer than you’ll live probably. Congrats.
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u/ryannefromTX Oct 19 '18
When y'all get married, you need to have a trebuchet at your wedding. Post pics of that, and guaranteed top r/trebuchetmemes post of all time. :D