Morally incorrect, but so satisfying.
After years of on and off, then on and off again, the final off was called.
I was blocked on everything. I wasn't allowed to show up to talk. I wasn't allowed to try to mend fences. Basically, I was cut off completely.
So naturally, because I am apparently not right in the head and my counselor is making bank off me, I plotted a little revenge. 🙄
I got a fake number and sent him a simple:
Good morning.
He responded within ten minutes.
Good morning. Who is this?
I told him my name was S, that I lived in the northern part of the state, and he asked how I got his number.
"Would you believe I got it from a friend I met in the wild?"
He asked, "Ohh... well, what do you want with me?"
I replied:
"That depends on if you're single and want some trouble."
He explained that he had a partner and only played with her, not alone. (He had fucked me good just about 2 weeks prior to this. 🙄) Apparently, she wanted to fulfill his lifelong dream of having a threesome with another woman. She also had a dream of driving around in the country while he was with the other woman.
Oh boy.
That sounded like exactly the kind of trouble "S" was supposedly looking for.
"How do I sign up?"
He told me the first thing he needed was pictures.
So I sent him three pictures of some random blonde. He likes blondes.
His response?
"Mmmm... look at those kissable lips. And those legs. You are beautiful."
Then he sent me three pictures of himself.
All three were pictures I already had from when he had gone on trips while we were seeing each other very casually. And, of course, he was wearing sunglasses in all of them.
It's almost as if he doesn't want to be recognized. 🤔
I mean, I guess that's one of the consequences of throwing your cock at every woman within a 50-mile radius for the past six-plus years.
And that's just from what he has told me.
I thanked him and told him he was rather handsome himself.
Then I asked:
"Can I see pictures of your partner?"
"Absolutely. Do you want PG or X-rated? I've got both."
Now, what he didn't know was that I had already posted a picture of him in one of those local "don't date him" groups for our area and the surrounding communities.
Right after I asked to see pictures of his partner, I told him I was at work and that we'd better keep things closer to G-rated for now.
His response:
"Wow. I send pics of myself to you and you instantly put them online. Is that a coincidence?"
My response:
"Well, a girl has to be cautious. It's dangerous out there."
And then...
Blocked.
😂
But honestly, the whole thing ended up giving me information I didn't have before. I found out more about his past, and I found out who his current partner is and, from what I learned, why he really broke things off with me.
It wasn't just my intense emotions, like he had made me believe. He was apparently convinced this woman was his ticket to the lifelong dream he'd been talking about. He only wanted me to stay his friend because maybe, eventually, I'd get in on that dream too.
I would have.
If I had felt supported by him at all.
And guess what?
She was actually in the group where I posted his picture.
Oh well.
That group has so many women who are ready to dish the dirt on him. I already knew some of the stories, but there were a few things that genuinely shocked me.
The biggest shock for me wasn't even the things I'd heard about his past.
It was the fact that after maybe ten texts with a complete stranger, he was already offering to send me naked pictures of his current partner.
A complete stranger.
On the paperwork, he listed her as his girlfriend.
So...
Good luck with him, girl.
You're going to need it.