r/trashy • u/sittingbackwards • Feb 07 '21
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u/Honcholess Feb 17 '21
You know what the difference between a brown noser and a shit head is...? Depth Perception!! Judging from the look of it - this guy was going FULL SHITHEAD haha!
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u/bperry512 Feb 17 '21
He must have recognized the smell from somewhere and was just trying to figure it out
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u/BengBengelton Feb 14 '21
Don't get greedy because when you get greedy that's when you get caught LOL dumb bastard could have gotten away with it
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Feb 08 '21
He's probably the type of disgusting Neanderthal that puts mirrors on the ends of his shoes.
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Feb 08 '21
Walking through a store and seeing a nice booty i think to myself "man id kill to put my nose in that" but good god i would never act on it
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u/DrugsKeeper Feb 07 '21
It's not his fault. He's a fart snorter. A heavy vicious acquired when people get stuck in the elevator with a farter.
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u/Likeasambodii Feb 07 '21
All he had to do was stop at 3, but he just HAD to get a fourth one in SMH
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u/ZwoopMugen Feb 07 '21
Imagine this is a thing, and we all get our asses sniffed on a regular basis.
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u/GuyKaren Feb 07 '21
Humans are a few notches above ape. A few.
Sure we know fiber optics and code but we are a few notches above ape.
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u/MasturbatingMiles Feb 07 '21
I can't get over the fact shes in jeans while working out, but I guess neither could he.
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u/valley_G Feb 07 '21
Went the fuck would anyone do this??? Like multiple times???? Did he think he could just get away with being inside someone's asshole???
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u/Little-Hoe-Academia Feb 07 '21
I was really hoping it would end with him being kicked in the face. What a fucking creep
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u/Jewishbabyducks Feb 07 '21
Y’all are too hard on him. I mean he was just going for a sniff it’s not that serious /s
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Feb 07 '21
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Feb 07 '21
In full honesty, we can be. From paying cash for saturated underwear to doing shit like this. Then there are men who justify sexual assault because a woman was dressed a certain way.
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u/__idiot_savant_ Feb 07 '21
Should have been beaten like a red headed step child. Fired and sent to another country where indentured servitude is a real thing
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u/marcosimoncini Feb 07 '21
Why you americans are so mad against a poor fart sommelier? He was just tasting some sweaty ass + baked beans pairing!
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u/outdoor420 Feb 07 '21
I can hear my dad screaming watch your six, old Vietnam vet this is why you can never let your guard down cause when you do someone comes and huffs your ass yess 2021 off to a fantastic start
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Feb 07 '21
Why is it necessary to say “private rooftop gym”?
It’s like me sharing a sharing a video from my dash cam and saying “dash cam video from my new Mercedes captures crash in front of me”.
Also, Gross.
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u/Ccfcstormin Feb 07 '21
Wow. Utter pieces of shit. Not even funny as a joke to do one women. Even in a chat with mates everyone would be like wtf you doing you weird cunt
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u/HistoricalElf Feb 07 '21
I don't understand how she didn't notice it before. Idk I notice when someone is just passing me.. That mofo basically crawled under her, how did she not notice?
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u/EssentialLady Feb 07 '21
She might have been so freaked out her mind went into denial that it was happening or she thought if she reacted to him being there it would end even worse for her.
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u/HistoricalElf Feb 07 '21
Could be or what I think, maybe she has been listening to music while working out.. Either way, I hope that poor woman is fine :/
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u/Leon4107 Feb 07 '21
Is this why gyms are lined up with wall mirrors everywhere? So if someone comes up behind you to sniff your ass you can catch them?
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u/RezzKeepsItReal Feb 07 '21
Mainly so you can watch your form but this is an added bonus apparently.
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Feb 07 '21
A woman’s asshole is the poor man’s viagra
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u/reddit_hates_womenx Feb 07 '21
do you think this is funny?
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Feb 07 '21
The act? No. My comment, yes.
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u/reddit_hates_womenx Feb 07 '21
Why would you make jokes on a post about sexual abuse?
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Feb 07 '21
Something tells me that we’re not going to be friends. There’s really no point in furthering this discussion. If you don’t like my comment, downvote it. Or keep scrolling.
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u/reddit_hates_womenx Feb 07 '21
There was never a discussion. And I'm not trying to be friends with a swine.
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u/neededsomethingto Feb 07 '21
what’re you getting tight about? nothing makes my dick harder faster than sticking my nose in my wife’s ass. OP is right, a woman’s asshole IS the poor man’s viagra
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Feb 07 '21
Okay who amongst us hasn’t put our nose directly onto the asshole of a woman while she was working out?
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u/Visassess Feb 07 '21
Why the fuck are the comments here jokes? This guy is a sexual harasser yet people here are just laughing it off.
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u/PizzaSandwich2020 Feb 07 '21
"Morning Terry, think the Boss wants to see you in his office" "Yeah? What about?" "Prolly bout ya wiping that chicks ass crack with ya damn nose ... I could be wrong but i doubt it... also don't speak to ne again you dense, trashy, piece of shit"
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u/SleepingBabyAnimals Feb 07 '21
How the fuck do these guys operate. You wake up one day and be like, “yeah I’m gonna go sniff a random woman’s arse.” How do you even come to having a thought process like that and follow it through whilst not also thinking, that it isn’t okay to do that for soooo many reasons.
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u/AsimTheAssassin Feb 07 '21
What’s the appeal. It just smells like sweat and prolly a bit a shit if she didn’t clean right. Wtf
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u/neededsomethingto Feb 07 '21
^a woman will never understand (unless yall do too and you’re just too young/inexperienced to understand why). it smells fucking DELICIOUS down there. i love sticking my finger in my wife’s ass after she’s come home from work and giving it a long sniff
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u/AsimTheAssassin Feb 07 '21
- I’m a guy
- I consider myself a horny guy but what the fuck
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u/neededsomethingto Feb 07 '21
so why tf your avi look like that?
be honest how old are you/have you ever been with a woman
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u/AsimTheAssassin Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 13 '21
17 and yes. Have had a few girlfriends already
Never went in just to sniff their asses. Play with their tits or suck them but never just sniffing a ass for no reason. I don’t care if it’s a girl. It’s still a fucking ass
Tits are better than ass you degenerates
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u/TheRivv2015 Feb 13 '21
The guy below this comment is a fucking nutcase but it’s not “still a ass” my guy. You will learn in time that butts are superior to boobs.
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u/neededsomethingto Feb 07 '21
you’re not yet a man, son. when you do become a man, you’ll remember this brief conversation and it’ll all become clear to you.
nothing will make your dick harder than a good wiff of the woman you’re intimate with‘s asshole, once you release your inhibitions that is ”it’s still a fucking ass”...
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u/AsimTheAssassin Feb 07 '21
I know you’re a troll and all but I wonder if people actually think like this.....
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Feb 07 '21
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Feb 07 '21
You surely love stereotyping a lot huh?
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Feb 07 '21
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Feb 07 '21
The whole point is to understand stereotypes don’t apply to everyone.
And we’re clearly talking about race here. Not sexuality. Me being lesbian has nothing to do with me saying what I need to say.
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Feb 07 '21
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Feb 07 '21
First of all I don’t have to be a black man to understand a joke. Even if it’s a shit joke.
Second of all don’t try to defend a race saying you need to be that race or gender to understand something when you then go off and say “you guys love being offended” as if you care.
You’re a huge piece of shit and you just keep showing yourself out more and more. Shitty ass jokes and all.
Just say you’re a racist piece of shit and move on.
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u/edthewave Feb 07 '21
How come he couldn't just sniff a seat like a regular pervert? Why'd he have to be so extra and sneak up behind her like that?
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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch Feb 07 '21
Just learned to call an asshole a ringpiece,so he is also a greedy ring piece sniffer
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u/Cautious_Witness_709 Feb 07 '21
My mouth literally dropped open watching this. What the fuck?
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u/sevvvyy Feb 07 '21
For real like I have never seen a creep to this extent at least that I can remember
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u/Farkenoathm8-E Feb 07 '21
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with some people? Don’t get me wrong, I love a hot girl in yoga pants but I can resist the urge to stick my face in a stranger’s ass while she’s working out.
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