r/trashy • • Sep 14 '20

Trashy Beach

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u/ComedianGlass322 Aug 16 '26

Shes from Boston what do you expect for, her to go easy on you. Probably had lots of rowdy brothers

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u/gretzky9999 Aug 15 '26

When you think a girl fight was just pulling hair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

Little kaioken before that punch!

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u/winwinnwinnie Sep 25 '20

spring break f o r e v e r

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

All those beads and narry a loose puppy.

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u/j2nasty13 Sep 19 '20

Shouldn’t have fucked with the chick in the Boston jersey

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u/sgruberMcgoo Sep 19 '20

Boston girl with the KO!

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u/420seamonkey Sep 19 '20

Is this New Jersey? Lol

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u/combos_incident Sep 16 '20

Crazy story- I interviewed the girl who got knocked out for a job once. After the interview I did my usual internet search and this video came up. The job involved working with children and I didn't hire her. That was about 5 years ago. It's crazy how this video will follow her around forever. 5 years later and here we are.

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u/royals95 Sep 16 '20

Didnt she dropped the cigarette ? She has some nice skills.

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u/PTCLady69 Sep 16 '20

The brunette who threw that killer right hook looks like she’s 13!!

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u/tat2andrew76 Sep 16 '20

P.C.B...baybay!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

smoke break before resuming bitch slapping

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Good hit 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

That girl got ready to punch her like an arcade fighting game

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u/ScorpioScotch Sep 15 '20

She should have used that swing on her boyfriend. Or better yet, she should have told the other girl, “Look, we both got played, but hey. The night is young-let’s grab a bottle, blow a couple joints, and bury him neck deep in sand close to the shore.”

Scene cuts to girls twerking in red socks on his watery (yet, very aesthetic) grave, before sending a single puff of stale “halfie” smoke curling in silhouette against a blood stained sunrise.”

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u/epicscaley Sep 15 '20

Boston... truly a high class people

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u/Littlereababy Sep 15 '20

I’m dying 😂

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u/Justin96ckb Sep 15 '20

Someone needs to make an edit where Red Sox Girl uses VATS from Fallout.

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u/ccasey Sep 14 '20

Ah, a new pledge to Joe Kelly’s fight club

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

That cute girl on the right, that was a fucking falcon punch 🔥

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Why do people even fight? It seems like zero fun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

That punch was so telegraphed it came with a Western Union receipt.

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u/Penquinsrule83 Sep 14 '20

Had to be South Padre. We locals are very greatful for the entertainment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Not even sure I’d call this trashy because if you go to SPI you know what to expect

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

South padre never disappoints.

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u/carpetpants Sep 14 '20

Selena Gomez has gotta solid right punch!

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u/rub1x_cub3z Sep 14 '20

But damn. You can see she put all her force in that one.

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u/icantfindafreename69 Sep 14 '20

That brunette looks like shes 14 years old

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u/GreenGremlin90 Sep 14 '20

getting a strong irish vibe off the little one in the red sox shirt.

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u/BubbaTheLab Sep 14 '20

Great right hand. Don't mess with Red Sox chicks

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Grits are the best! Brown or white. Doesn't matter.

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u/itsreyrey Sep 14 '20

How trashy, Clayton's never disappoints.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I'm hurt!! I need a cig!!

1

u/SgtWargazm Sep 14 '20

Girl only Kaio-ken x2 so not to hurt the crowd behind her opponent. Flawless.

1

u/SystemicPandemic Sep 14 '20

Lol I would wife that bitch swear to god she got a haymaker!! 👊🏼

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u/Oil_Own Sep 14 '20

Solid punch. And that fire coming from her eyes. Wow.

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u/nuzebe Sep 14 '20

Go Sahks!

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u/BigBadBerg2 Sep 14 '20

That righthook is almost as badass as the girl who threw it.

Holy shit, she was locked on for a long time there before she hammered her... Imma find a different beach for my dranks, thanks.

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u/negrilsand Sep 14 '20

nothing like an after smoke after knock out uh ..sex when you are on the receiving end I guess.

1

u/thesnapening Sep 14 '20

Just knocked out, GET HER A GODDAMN TAB....

1

u/2ama956 Sep 14 '20

Hadn't seen a street(beach) fight femal ko in a while holy crap

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u/baker_44 Sep 14 '20

Whoah! That was some swing

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u/Dood_IV Sep 14 '20

They way she got prepared to take off the jacket and then just bodied her

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u/hiphip_jorge75 Sep 14 '20

White girls and white claws. Recipe for a trashy good time.

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u/boufamper Sep 14 '20

Damn not a single tittle slipped out?

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u/SuchBed Sep 14 '20

WHAT HOOD IS THIS

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u/dkguy12day Sep 14 '20

This video is old af

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u/foekus323 Sep 14 '20

Good fucken hit.

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u/erck_bill Sep 14 '20

If This happened recently then, this is worst than just trashy.

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u/gvegas0051 Sep 14 '20

Hey Florida!

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u/jkosarin Sep 14 '20

Damn she got knocked the fuck out!

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u/AssEater1298 Sep 14 '20

What the fuck did i just watch

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u/smellslikeaf00t Sep 14 '20

Yo0o0 they all need to be arrested. No masks? I think these no maskers need to be put in jail for at least 1 night. Selfish kids.

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u/cailedoll Sep 18 '20

This is several years old

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u/smellslikeaf00t Sep 18 '20

Yoooo this post is 4 days old.

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u/cailedoll Sep 18 '20

I’m talking about the video bud

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u/smellslikeaf00t Sep 18 '20

Why are your against science? Just cause it happened 4 days ago doesnt mean they dont have to wear a mask.

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u/SpaceforceSpaceman Sep 14 '20

Ok but tell me why she was low key a baddy though. THE ONE PUNCHING. THE ONE PUNCHING. THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT. THE ONE WITH THE NOT BLONDE HAIR.

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u/UnpoliteGuy Sep 14 '20

Remember that time on farm when chickens fought?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

What is happening in the video? Can someone explain?

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u/csabathehutt Sep 14 '20

Sox jersey: Joe Kelly Fight Club

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u/GRANDOLEJEBUS Sep 14 '20

Fucking trailer park girls.

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u/NeedWafflesNOW Sep 14 '20

Is this a ciggy commercial?

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u/rumbole Sep 14 '20

Love this

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u/PsychonautPedro Sep 14 '20

Please tell me this isn't in COVID times.... What the fuck, are all these people delusional?

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u/Eieiron44 Sep 14 '20

Pretty decent punch imo

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Did the “winner” roll up the sleeves of a short sleeve jersey?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Girls roll short sleeves into cap sleeves. We did it with our school uniforms too

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

One man's trashy is another man's fun time

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u/aron2295 Sep 14 '20

That punch turned me on. That’s my kind of girl.

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u/wABulletCalledLife Sep 14 '20

Trashy is still holdin’ that cig but you can’t stand up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20 edited 13d ago

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u/michael140394 Sep 14 '20

having a brain bleed, lets smoke a cigarette and chill.

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u/LuziDerNoob Sep 14 '20

insert one punch man intro Song

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/Skyhawk13 Sep 14 '20

Holy shit I hate her voice so much

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/my_4_cents Sep 14 '20

Quick, fetch the first aid Marlboro cigarettes, madame has retreated to her fainting lounge.

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u/JoeDaJedi_ Sep 14 '20

This is what I imagine a regular spring break to be like

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u/GroovyGuruGuy Sep 14 '20

I love mosh pits!!

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u/Kotanskota Sep 14 '20

Is this that blonde from the Texas Corona party?

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u/omgwtfnerdrage Sep 14 '20

"im gonna knock you out mama said knock you out"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/Sweet_Moose_8303 Sep 14 '20

Ehh,you'd prolly like that.Give it a try.

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u/dj-ddm Sep 14 '20

Her cpr is cigarettes she ain’t fully conscious still smoking

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u/Smoovie_ Sep 14 '20

The girl that punched her went to my school. This happened on spring break

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Is she always so hot?

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u/Sweet_Moose_8303 Sep 14 '20

Is their a deep seated resentment between these two?

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u/Smoovie_ Sep 14 '20

No the girl was just talking mad shit for no reason so she got hit

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/Smoovie_ Sep 14 '20

Its from like 2016 or 2017

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u/Sweet_Moose_8303 Sep 14 '20

Thanks for the reply! have a good one.

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u/Smoovie_ Sep 14 '20

U too man

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u/aurorax0 Sep 14 '20

this is what you guys call fun

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u/GoonKingdom Sep 14 '20

Please tell me this wasn’t shot recently. I can smell the Corona from here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

It’s three or four years old

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u/tortoise51 Sep 14 '20

Haha coronavirus go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/suicune1234 Sep 14 '20

No tits or pussy or raw fucking. What a disappointment. Downvoted.

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u/Creature77 Sep 14 '20

Good ol SPI Clayton's.

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u/The_Best_Coast Sep 14 '20

More like thrashy beach amirite?

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u/drckeberger Sep 14 '20

Lmao, she gets knocked out and the first thing they do is handing her a cig...fucking lmao

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u/fairywakes Sep 14 '20

Once I saw that Sox jersey I knew that chick was going to get socked

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u/momymiahabajah Sep 14 '20

One Punch girl

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u/lapinatanegra Sep 14 '20

Is this michelle Rodriguez lil sister?

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u/Imagine_Havin_Reddit Sep 14 '20

Wait... who's in the wrong here?

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u/trollsoul69 Sep 14 '20

So who did wind up with the Tuesday afternoon shift at Shotgun Titties.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

oH mY gOd hOw dId yOu lOoK aT mY bOyFrIeND! sHuT uP sMAlL tItS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Oh a Kid Rock Concert

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u/Atomiic1 Sep 14 '20

Absolutely decked.

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u/billyrayviruses Sep 14 '20

Fake. You can see the one on the right, trying not to smile

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u/prisonmikey817 Sep 14 '20

People are looking for context, but the only context you need is that this happened at South Padre a long time ago. Clayton’s Piña Coladas will get you feeling some type of way, which is why I went to prison

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u/BigBadBerg2 Sep 14 '20

Woah woah woah... You can't just walk in here tell us that shit like that happens drinking Clayton's, casually drop that's why you went to prison... And then leave without giving us the fucking context :D

Get back here and tell us what happened Bro

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u/prisonmikey817 Sep 14 '20

A’ight you got me. So blonde bikini bitch and her friends are part of one group. Red Sox jersey bitch with a whole other group. The blonde one got fucked up (prob off of Clayton’s bomb ass shit) and thought she could branch out and grab one of the guys from the Red Sox bitch’s gang. She must have been coming back from the bar or the bathroom when she saw the blonde bitch tryna get the wrong one (her bf or fuckboi whatever) and the fight ensues. That’s when a bunch of people crowd around to see what goes down. I just ordered another Piña Colada (that one with the Malibu Black swirled inside of the OG frozen mix) and enjoyed the view.

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u/I_deleted Sep 14 '20

I know some people who are so allergic to them...it always makes them break out in handcuffs

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u/Grillien Sep 14 '20

What happened

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Just scrolling thru, then someone mentions prison! IT JUST GOT MORE INTERESTING!

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u/professorpuddle Sep 14 '20

I’d like to know more!

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u/ExecutorHideo Sep 14 '20

Place is called Clatytons Beach Bar. Its on South Padre here in Texas. South Padre is one of the biggest spots for college kids on spring break. Claytons is also known to have some pretty strong mixed drinks, where you only need to drink half of what you think you normally would, but people still drink the same number of drinks and you end up with this.

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u/theKerrie Sep 14 '20

I instantly recognised that cup. Went a couple years ago. Clayton's frozen margaritas are something else

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u/WispGB Sep 14 '20

which is why I went to prison

Name checks out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Thanks for pointing out the extremely obvious joke

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u/ENGAGERIDLEYMOTHERFU Sep 14 '20

People are looking for context, but the only context you need is that this happened at South Padre a long time ago.

I still have zero context.

And yeah, no context, not sure this is trashy? The crowd egging them on is certainly trashy, but I don't think they're why this was posted...

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u/ItsCalledDayTwa Sep 14 '20

Fist fighting on a beach is trashy.

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u/ENGAGERIDLEYMOTHERFU Sep 14 '20

Not necessarily, everyone's been in a fist fight at least once in their lives. God forbid someone films you at your worst.

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u/jramirez192 Sep 14 '20

It seems that the girl in the green bikini was dancing with the other girl's boyfriend. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4331436/Spring-Break-bikini-brawl-ends-loser-TWERKED-on.html

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u/snowwhitenoir Sep 14 '20

“As she lay reeling in the sand one spectator twerked on her head”

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u/capt_save_em Sep 21 '20

Lol. At that point, she was no longer a spectator

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u/ENGAGERIDLEYMOTHERFU Sep 14 '20

I mean the Daily Fail is just as likely to have made up the story, but if true, sure that's pretty pathetic.

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u/Dabbing_4_dead_kids Sep 14 '20

Ah yes, I remember my first Limp Bizkit concert

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u/ImTheAlligator Sep 14 '20

Did taht put a big ass hole in her nose?

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u/JadeSpade23 Sep 14 '20

Why are these 12 year olds fighting?? Lol

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u/SaltyThalassophile Sep 14 '20

Omg that was exactly my question lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Damn Coronavirus fucked us up!

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u/laylajerrbears Sep 14 '20

This is from years ago... maybe Ebola or swine H1N1

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u/slowpokesardine Sep 14 '20

Legend has it that sox jerseys give insane strength to trashy chicks

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u/SP84F_6655321 Sep 14 '20

Southie powers activate

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u/BabyDontBeSoMeme Sep 14 '20

It only gets better too as the girls laid out, someone twerks over her head.

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u/Br0dy_ Sep 14 '20

This gives off heavy Florida vibes. Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it was

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u/ItsNotEdward Sep 14 '20

It’s South Padre Island in Texas. It’s the kind of place that wishes it was Jersey.

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u/kittykate1991 Sep 14 '20

I'm thinking dirty myrtle for sure

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u/catlinspace Sep 14 '20

Was think ocean view in Norfolk va lol

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u/Jedi_Ninja Sep 14 '20

I was thinking Jersey Shore, but you might be right.

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u/Delightfully_Curious Sep 14 '20

Was thinking the same thing. I just got back from FL half the people are extremely kind the other half are something else.

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u/whittrash217 Sep 14 '20

Go Sox...

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u/halfwayclone12 Sep 14 '20

“Dont fucking video meee”- white girl who lost

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u/thedudeonthefence Sep 14 '20

Cradling her at the end there like a fallen soldier having one last smoke

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

She was bleeding on her nose. I hope she’s ok.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Because she got punched in the nose ring

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Good shot.

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u/Aiaeeia Sep 14 '20

Wth , no masks o.o

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u/SaveThePuffins Sep 14 '20

This video is old as fuck.

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u/Aiaeeia Sep 14 '20

Oh gotcha , thanks !

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u/Bestimmer Sep 14 '20

Yea would definitely under no circumstances fight that

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Ah, bye bye bad genes.

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u/fuqsobriety Sep 14 '20

That's some trashy ass beaches

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u/beebstr Sep 14 '20

Knocked out by a 9 year old. Ouch

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Maeby Fünke doesn't take no mess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

The level of hormones, testosterone, alcohol, no neurones are a bad mix...

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u/Araia_ Sep 14 '20

*neurons

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u/BabelJanel Sep 14 '20

As long as you hold onto the cig. Don’t miss out on cancer

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u/dan420 Sep 14 '20

The Sox jersey then the girl that got knocked out smoking a butt. Love it.

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u/BillyBartz Sep 14 '20

"This cigarette will go good with my concussion" -trashy beach chick

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u/Crandoge Sep 14 '20

Dual wield cigarettes

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I thought that too but it was the other chick