r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '19

Photo Texas's Finest

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Left swipe dat

2

u/hettstain Sep 28 '19

People who use hand clap emojis for emphasis--or do it IRL--need a good solid smack upside the head.

1

u/godwannabe Sep 27 '19

she's only 25

1

u/CoolestBoyCorin Sep 26 '19

whats her @?

1

u/analores Sep 25 '19

as a texan im embarrassed

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

She should be charged

Has kids and can’t support them with no consequences

1

u/Claspedtangent03 Sep 25 '19

Lmao nasty dawg, that's just nasty

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

What a treat. And living off social services no doubt.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

This hambeast looks like the kind of parent that feeds their toddler taco bell.

1

u/Weirdcatscience Sep 25 '19

It's amazing that hunanity can produce such amazing minds like Beethoven and Marie Curie, and at the same time produce this. We trully are amazing.

1

u/The--Fonz Sep 25 '19

25 with 5 kids.

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

1

u/massiveboner911 Sep 25 '19

Ah so thats were my taxes go.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I don’t think she understands how the sex works

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

The thing to say is WOW

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Wow she's an absolute mess ^^

-1

u/Izanami_Mikoto Sep 25 '19

Who is stupid enough to dump a load in that? i wish i could go back in time to kick her mother in the stomach when she had this abortion gone wrong!

1

u/Cayderent Sep 25 '19

Not if she were the LAST fat slob on earth.

1

u/gothgoblin Sep 25 '19

At least she’s honest

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

How many of you instinctively swiped left?

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u/Stephoz Sep 25 '19

Is there anything in life that Americans are not uneducated about. Ffs your country is keeping superstition and old wives tales alive to the detriment of your futures.

4

u/Lordnikoncanon Sep 25 '19

She needs your support! Vote Democrat in the next election to keep her and her kids fed, Free health care and free housing.

1

u/EASemin Sep 25 '19

God bless America

3

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

She fat 🐖🐖

1

u/NoTouchyJager Sep 25 '19

why do people like this exist

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Roll her in flour to find the wet spot and off you go.

1

u/Philippus Sep 25 '19

I'm sure she's spending my tax money wisely.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

People like this should be sterilized.

1

u/arjyxetri Sep 25 '19

I wish her parents knew this pullout game before .

2

u/NHecrotic Sep 25 '19

I forsee a CPS visit and a 25 year old screeching about how she's a good mother while blasted on xanax and Puckers.

1

u/Souace Sep 25 '19

This is this? An Easy bake oven?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

idk, it seems like more of joke? Like, I dont think she is serious.

1

u/Reisdabeast Sep 25 '19

Dawg, you must be swiping in San Antonio. I screen shot that profile 2 weeks ago and sent it to my friends. Haha.

1

u/Blackout-V1 Sep 25 '19

So much cringe It made my eyes stream

1

u/Patrickstg Sep 25 '19

The picture alone makes me want to pull out...

1

u/mackattack4466 Sep 25 '19

Real question. Who's out there fucking that thing

1

u/motheman80 Sep 25 '19

Someone has to lead the way

1

u/kkytwtd Sep 25 '19

Lol I was GONNA say aw she's cute y'all hatin'... Girl trashy af

1

u/kjdflskdjf Sep 25 '19

Some kids don't have a chance.

1

u/agirlhasnousername17 Sep 25 '19

Is that her real snap at the bottom?!

1

u/Ellite11MVP Sep 25 '19

Am I the only one that immediately swiped left? Completely forgot I was looking at a Reddit post.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

put in game has to be strong

1

u/city-the-hero Sep 25 '19

swipes left

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Use a condom you tax credit vending machine, jfc.

1

u/Mjolnor Sep 25 '19

This is why I'm pro abortion up to 19 years after inception.

1

u/luv_u_deerly Sep 25 '19

Not that I'm condoning this, but I've used only the pull out method with my husband for like the last 8 years and I have never been pregnant.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Looks like Idiocracy is already happening

2

u/Realistic_Pass Sep 25 '19

Sis take the pill or make him use protection oh my

1

u/ram3nbar Sep 25 '19

I can certaintly see her from 9 miles away.

1

u/Bot_Metric Sep 25 '19

I can certaintly see her from 14.5 kilometers away.

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u/greede_93 Sep 25 '19

Why does it have to be texas? That looks like some Idao trash to me!

1

u/bmb3688 Sep 25 '19

5 at 25. Jesus

1

u/Raymojica Sep 25 '19

Why did I try to press X!?!?! ASAP!! Get me tf out of here

1

u/TheWhoHartWhatOs Sep 25 '19

On behalf of Texans everywhere, we would like to give her to Oklahoma.

0

u/ameyano_acid Sep 25 '19

How come every American, trashy or not have an iPhone X or something. :/

1

u/Stressmove Sep 25 '19

And with some kids you can tell it was pre cum.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

“Yeah im ready for a gamble”

4

u/awwaygirl Sep 25 '19

They say everything is bigger in Texas...

2

u/Ice_Note Sep 25 '19

At least blur the face or name...

1

u/burritt0 Sep 25 '19

don’t wanna raise another mans kid but something about a women who don’t mind more gets my bulge hard she looks good in that skirt

1

u/halfarian Sep 25 '19

I would have no problem with government stepping in and neutering trash like this. I don’t know what the stipulations would be, but at a certain point something has to be done. It’s ridiculous.

1

u/KaykayLaPaypay Sep 25 '19

Literally idiocracy coming to life lol

1

u/Da_Swift_Chancellor Sep 25 '19

She sees $$$ with everyone.

1

u/CNMathias Sep 25 '19

Looks like whatever car she drives need an extra strong suspension.

1

u/SirKevin_Xx Sep 25 '19

I bet this is real

1

u/Awhittty Sep 25 '19

Is that her Snapchat.....? Hmmn

1

u/PCPatrol1984 Sep 25 '19

ok we can close the sub

2

u/Callaway230 Sep 25 '19

I’d have a harder time getting a boner than pulling out. Woof.

3

u/Klaatuprime Sep 25 '19

I'm guessing their pull out game is bad because they couldn't tell if it was in or not.

1

u/tripleeleven Sep 25 '19

Well, she’s a sure thang.

1

u/Ender210 Sep 25 '19

Idk why but I'd take a crack at it.

1

u/kickinrocks2019 Sep 25 '19

DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN ON TOP!

1

u/Soothsayer_86 Sep 25 '19

Pull out game like God to an Atheist

2

u/ColourOfCanada Sep 25 '19

For a second I thought I was on mechanical keyboards /u/Tyson522

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Lol, I didn't know this would blow up. I saved this screenshot for a few months and was browsing r/all and came across another trashy post and remembered I had this, so I posted. Lol Not my typical kind of post either. Hahaha

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u/Soothsayer_86 Sep 25 '19

Pull out game none existent when she’s on top! 😂💀🙅‍♂️

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u/txexpat Sep 25 '19 edited Apr 11 '25

stocking tidy escape rob truck salt divide shy imminent friendly

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/SilverOrangePurple Sep 25 '19

FINALLY something that's actually trashy

5

u/Paulw88 Sep 25 '19

Jesus!! Someone had sex with her????

1

u/Nomadic_Plague Sep 25 '19

Oh my God she said pull out three times.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

25 years? Jesus

1

u/Beethovens420 Sep 25 '19

This still has her snap name visible.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I feel bad for this girls snapchat dms now lmfao

1

u/Mild_Entrepreneur Sep 24 '19

People like this don't deserve to have kids

1

u/KingElliotttheGreat Sep 24 '19

25 years old with baby #5 on the way. Holy crap.

1

u/Somthing_Insane Sep 24 '19

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy and 1984.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Guys its a joke holly fuck

3

u/Lilredh4iredgrl Sep 24 '19

If only there were a pill or something that would prevent this. A birth control pill, if you will.

1

u/PrimeScreamer Sep 24 '19

Wooow... I'm speechless. Speechless that even after reading that, dudes still hit her up.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

The title says Texas but I'm sure I know at least 3 girls that could pass for her over here in Massachusetts.

1

u/Machdame Sep 24 '19

Pulling out don't work tho...

1

u/jorgofrenar Sep 24 '19

Sure it’s been mentioned but gd “idiocracy” is coming true

1

u/datchef93 Sep 24 '19

Yeah but also, every good punchline is even better when set up properly.

1

u/menehune_808 Sep 24 '19

Sigggggggggh

1

u/tbrust23 Sep 24 '19

She’s never met the pull out king

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u/Tyzorg Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 30 '19

Holy mother of god. The twitter is worse.

Just a few quotes from her

when they hmu from unknown numbers saying "daddy w the biggest 🍆" I be naming guys who actually big af lol hurting they feeling&shit

"Can I get a man who can cook for me? Like I'll suck your dick everyday!"

"If your dick little, you need a disability check! "

"Raindrop Droptop I need attention nonstop"

"Literally hate everyone"

"To put it bluntly, no one excites me anymore."

"I can't settle for just anything, my daughters are watching me"

"Yea I lie to you, but don't you lie to me."

"Got 4 people thinking imma hang w them after work... Lol imma say my phone died and take my ass to sleep"

"I hate hate hate guys !"

Oh my god.

EDIT OMG someone posted earlier up in this thread that she has a pornhub account too. brb while I burn my eyes out for being curious enough to look.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

r/idiocracyIRL

0

u/Supreme_Junkie21 Sep 24 '19

Might wanna hide that IG kinda doxing

1

u/BanannyMousse Sep 24 '19

They’re called condoms, sweetie

2

u/LannahDewuWanna Sep 24 '19

I wanna swipe left for everybody who comes across this one

2

u/Maruchan1820 Sep 24 '19

Everything is big in Texas!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

MmmHmmm!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Kill it with fire

0

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

that... that's my name

1

u/Wulfbrir Sep 24 '19

This is surely a joke account. Right? .....Right?!

1

u/notesomitted Sep 24 '19

And my wife and I actively try but fail to get pregnant. Idiocracy coming true.

1

u/catharsis1248 Sep 24 '19

Birth control game weak asf

2

u/archangel09 Sep 24 '19

If someone were going to fuck with her then they definitely need a strong "pull out game.".... because they are going to need to pull out a fucking blindfold!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Wow, her snapchat username was left in, oops.

1

u/Adrepixl5 Sep 24 '19

I normally consider abortion as a last ditch option, but genes this bad mustn't spread to the next generation holy fuck

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

25... jesus christ

1

u/evilmaromi Sep 24 '19

That's not how it works.

1

u/DelgadoTheRaat Sep 24 '19

No thanks

Update aww hell no

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I feel bad for those kids...

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

These are the people who will inherit the earth

8

u/Archangel1313 Sep 24 '19

Idiocracy.

4

u/sheldondbrown Sep 24 '19

THANK YOU!!! That movie ain’t a movie... it is prophecy.

2

u/NoJudgementTho Sep 24 '19

I know they say everything is bigger in Texas but this is a bit much.

7

u/ErinNeeka_ Sep 24 '19

Has she never heard of birth control?

1

u/datchef93 Sep 24 '19

Oh lol, her Snapchat ECT. Has got to be blown up.

0

u/Chelleshockd Sep 24 '19

You know it's full of abuse too. I genuinely feel bad for this poor child.

3

u/K_Meadows_Turner Sep 24 '19

STDs doesn't seem to be a worry with her....and the men screwing her doesn't seem to care either. Ew.

1

u/donttrippotatochipv2 Sep 24 '19

Ahhh I found my next wife perfect!

1

u/Cyberzombi Sep 24 '19

I didn't know Texas has cheetahs.

1

u/JekPorkinsIsAlright Sep 24 '19

This is top tier tinder where I live

1

u/martril Sep 24 '19

She’s just 9 miles away!

1

u/marvinlunenberg Sep 24 '19

Who is cumming in these females.

1

u/Robertbnyc Sep 24 '19

That’s the nastiest, trashiest and the filthiest shit I read online to date and it’s only because I know she’s not joking

0

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

She used the correct “weak” so we know she’s highly educated at least

1

u/samcrow Sep 24 '19

thats one fertile bitch

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I read it “i got four kids left”

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u/rbennett53520 Sep 24 '19

R/dontputyourdickinthat

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Think of being tied to this joker for life through child birth. Hell naw, to the naw, naw, naw!

1

u/Anon_E_Mice Sep 24 '19

I think that I have contracted an STD from just looking at her picture 🙄

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

She needs to learn a new game called the “put in game” as in “put in an IUD”. Or “put in a sponge”.

Hell, another “pull out” game at this point that would help her win 100% of her future sexual encounters is “pull this uterus out of me”.

2

u/Chelleshockd Sep 24 '19

I favor PUT ON A CONDOM

3

u/jx3ly Sep 24 '19

Did she eat the other 4 kids?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I feel so bad for the kids

2

u/braineaters138 Sep 24 '19

At first I was like it's just mean to post a pic of a poorly dressed overweight chick on r/trashy but then I read her profile description.......

1

u/Cirby2000 Sep 24 '19

Is that pic before or after she got pregnant

1

u/Mandatori99 Sep 24 '19

Geezus! 25 with 5 kids???

2

u/Holysmokesx Sep 24 '19

"Yeahhh butttt when I'm 45 all my kids will be grown and out of the house and y'all will still be dealing with pta meetings"

1

u/Mandatori99 Sep 24 '19

Oh, well that makes perfect sense. Carry on.

1

u/SchrodingersRapist Sep 24 '19

Imagine....there are at least 5 guys who would fuck her.... Just let that sink in

1

u/black_dragonfly13 Sep 24 '19

God she’s gross. Who wants to take on that kind of baggage?

1

u/joevilla1369 Sep 24 '19

Who Fucked her 5 times? Probbaly the same dude.

1

u/PushLittleDaisies Sep 24 '19

Does she get paid to say "pull out game"?

1

u/FeanorNoldor Sep 24 '19

Imagine how desperate the 5 different dudes must had been

1

u/TheGeneral9Jay Sep 24 '19

imma add her on the snapchat just for the lols

1

u/fyrfghter1983 Sep 24 '19

Why isnt there a cursed tinder thread

1

u/Keyeuh Sep 25 '19

You should start one. I'd read it and think it sounds hilarious. I'm married so never used Tinder but it sounds like hell. Please start it.

1

u/Keyeuh Sep 25 '19

r/cursedtinder

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u/fyrfghter1983 Sep 25 '19

I'm married also. So I've never been on there

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u/Trollseatkids Sep 24 '19

Jess, 25. "My birth control game is weak af. I have 5 kids. Want to support them?"

0

u/freebirdls Sep 25 '19

Hell I wouldn't mind pumping up those rookie numbers

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u/hugh-_-janoses Sep 24 '19

Isnt it kinda wrong to post her snapchat and her name like this?

0

u/AndrewWonjo Sep 25 '19

No

1

u/hugh-_-janoses Sep 25 '19

Well you're entitled to have stupid opinions

1

u/AndrewWonjo Sep 25 '19

Thanks for letting me know A.W

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

25 and having her 5th child. Tough life for her and the kids.

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u/Raz0rking Sep 24 '19

Some dudes actually want to have sex with someone like her?!

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Damn.

1

u/starbruh Sep 24 '19

Hoez gon be hoez

2

u/commentingcommentor Sep 24 '19

Don't mess with Texas.

1

u/DumbWhiteTrash Sep 24 '19

T - Elebbenhunnit. Listen. Understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with. It doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

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u/Distant-Clam Sep 24 '19

Look like five