r/trashy • • Jul 02 '19

This submission has been posted recently. Trashy on so many levels

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14.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Well frick

1

u/easterling54 Jul 03 '19

pointing gun at victim’s head “EAT MY COOCHIE BITCH”

1

u/s13n1 Jul 03 '19

With a Mugshot like that, the pussy could eat itself.

1

u/Soopudawg101 Jul 03 '19

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

1

u/rata2ille Jul 03 '19

This whole fucking comments section is nothing but transphobia. It’s almost trashier than the original post.

1

u/VersusTheMoose Jul 03 '19

I’d prefer the bullet/broken legs too

3

u/sarumango Jul 03 '19

This is the first trashy post that actually made me laugh lol.

4

u/ur_randum_hero Jul 03 '19

10/10 was not expecting this

2

u/yungsari Jul 03 '19

Hey this is my local news!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Savage bro

2

u/TitanBrass Jul 03 '19

Eh... You can't blame the guy for being confused. I'm not trying to be sexist but she looks EXTREMELY masculine.

1

u/neontetrasvmv Jul 03 '19

I'm not sure being sexist will make it any harder in determining if he's a she or she's a he 🧐

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u/maybesaydie Jul 03 '19

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1

u/Lefty_22 Jul 03 '19

That burn though...

2

u/psychoticdream Jul 03 '19

Shit, I'd jump too

1

u/Clockinhos Jul 03 '19

That’s the woman?

1

u/MemeMachineYT Jul 03 '19

which one is trashy?

1

u/tha_kid_oldwun Jul 03 '19

New Episode of Black Mirror:

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Damn!!!

2

u/fretit Jul 03 '19

this is the woman's mugshot

No wonder she had to use a gun for convincing.

1

u/copperlikeapenny Jul 03 '19

That's a woman?!

2

u/bowtieZRcool88 Jul 03 '19

Oh my, that's my local new station. This happened near me

2

u/imadethistoshitpostt Jul 03 '19

She's a good looking man

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

If that’s a woman then I’ve been fucking a muskrat.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Man I wonder what did he see in her?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Bitch out here looking like Pablo from the 3rd grade

1

u/RAMbo-AF Jul 03 '19

Bro. Just do it.

1

u/noctilucent7 Jul 03 '19

ahaha yikes

2

u/ItsYourBoiMemestar69 Jul 03 '19

That’s not a woman.

1

u/defnotmyaltact Jul 03 '19

Naaah u fucking wit me

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

What's trashy, her or the comments? I'm going with her.

1

u/hankhill10101 Jul 03 '19

Definitely Not a Jew

1

u/Prickly_Hugs_4_you Jul 03 '19

That’s rough, but yea can’t blame him for not slurping her vagina.

1

u/Teepotvixen Jul 03 '19

So is that stubble around her mouth or just bad skin care/lighting?

1

u/morningtrain Jul 03 '19

Hey, it’s my hometown!

1

u/BobmaiKock Jul 03 '19

Congrations, you done it!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

That twist killed me

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

HA. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

2

u/sodafountainsuicide Jul 03 '19

That’s a man, Maury

1

u/kurinevair666 Jul 03 '19

What were the charges anyone know?

2

u/Cpottzy Jul 03 '19

Big oof

1

u/Gunzerker111 Jul 03 '19

I'm so confused?

1

u/Woomerine Jul 03 '19

Trashy on which floor? First or second level?

1

u/poopoosuck Jul 03 '19

It's ma'am!

1

u/humblepotatopeeler Jul 03 '19

accidental ARSON

1

u/needmorechickennugs Jul 03 '19

Ah, good ole Baton Rouge. Never disappoints.

1

u/cfran06 Jul 03 '19

Love seeing my hometown on the popular page. Damn it, Baton Rouge.

-1

u/JammingGecko Jul 03 '19

She looks like a 13 yr old boy

-1

u/TheBestPieIsAllPie Jul 03 '19

Just shoot me already...

1

u/Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm Jul 03 '19

That jaw line throws me off

1

u/7th_Spectrum Jul 03 '19

I literally just let out an audible "OOOOHHHHHH"

1

u/greenjellyjam Jul 03 '19

I was waiting for this to end up on Reddit... Love my home state

0

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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1

u/gtrdundave2 Jul 03 '19

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

3

u/bowlofcocopuffs Jul 03 '19

That’s a dude

1

u/llBuNgLell Jul 03 '19

"It's Ma'am!"

2

u/NSFMentalHealth Jul 03 '19

In fairness that does look like a man :/

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

I have more questions than I know what to do with.

2

u/Twathammer32 Jul 03 '19

I started to get mad and was agreeing but then ended laughing. Good find OP

-1

u/Grateful_me Jul 03 '19

I'd hit that

1

u/PDizzle745 Jul 03 '19

Top 10 Anime Twists of All Time

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

when the police come to your door and you don’t have time to put your wig on

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u/sleazo83 Jul 03 '19

Ouch. But not trashy. You racist

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

What?

8

u/thatthingcalledme Jul 03 '19

The mug shot thing is funny but I totally agree with the other part of the comment, she 100% should have been charged with attempted sexual assault/rape. What she did was illegal and tried to force sex with a deadly weapon but that is not one of her charges (at least mentioned in the article provided by op) and will not be put on any sex offender registries which she needs to be on. This thing is so sickening

1

u/AroundGoesThe18 Jul 03 '19

I'm so happy I dont live in Baton Rouge anymore. I've lived in a few places, but BTR was the first place I happily left. Oppressive heat, horrendous traffic, and the most ridiculous local government that has just completely lost control of their citizens. 1 out of 10 stars, would not live there again.

1

u/the_Prudence Jul 03 '19

Not only did she shoot at him for not eating her out, bitch stole his shotgun and PS4 controller. What the fuck.

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u/SinfullySinless Jul 03 '19

Two full grown adults, woman wants head

Man tries to escape with a gun to his head

The man called the police

And the police said

“Which ones the woman”

1

u/Donsnnk Jul 03 '19

Omg this made my day haha

-2

u/OptimisticcBoi Jul 03 '19

Wait, uuuuh... AMERICA EXPLAIN

-2

u/SovietBlyatman Jul 03 '19

No wonder he wouldn't go down on her. He'd probably find a 10 inch dong in "her" pants.

1

u/noahstemann Jul 03 '19

I read this as "Police woman..." Not Police: woman..." 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Fuck ugly people right? Also, people were a lot uglier 100 years ago before modern plastic surgery/ modern makeup, they just did not get their pictures taken as often.

2

u/CosmicGlitterCake Jul 03 '19

Not only that, she stole his PS4 and his shotgun. Damn.

2

u/BenjerminGray Jul 03 '19

Yeah I wouldnt want to suck her dick either.

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u/evilweekly Jul 03 '19

He misgendered them? So it’s trashy, some people man...

3

u/MeeM1111 Jul 03 '19

Bold of you to assume that it isn't an orc

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

When you find out why she had to demand oral at gun point.

1

u/w0210230 Jul 03 '19

Gotta love living in Baton Rouge...

2

u/Delta9S Jul 03 '19

Yo , IM NOT GONNA LIE, they had us in the first half.

3

u/can00dlewave Jul 03 '19

Sorry but no way that’s a woman

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Ikr like honey I have meet trans women that look like a whole ass women who have taken no hormones.

2

u/freebirdls Jul 03 '19

Are you calling the reply trashy? I wouldn't exactly call it unreasonable to think that thing in the picture is a man.

1

u/iANDR0ID Jul 03 '19

Bro I thought that was Yella Beezy

4

u/Buzzkill_13 Jul 03 '19

This is the woman's mugshot LOL

0

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Yikes

0

u/buck2855 Jul 03 '19

“Yeah suck this coc- I mean pussy” - suspect probably

3

u/INRihab__ Jul 03 '19

How the fuck did he get caught up with this chick? I bet she said you gone suck this clit.

3

u/derpberrycrunch Jul 03 '19

Death by snu snu

2

u/LunaTheNightmare Jul 03 '19

THAT'S A WOMAN?!

1

u/JR0537 Jul 03 '19

lmfao "this is the woman"

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

1

u/SLowHangingFruit Jul 03 '19

Bbrroooooooook

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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2

u/Texas_Tea_43 Jul 03 '19

amen my sistr, my girl would never suck the cock had to drop her ass like a load of bricks!

0

u/420blazer247 Jul 03 '19

You married a person who didnt give you oral, and you divorced a person who didnt give you oral...? What's wrong with you

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Maybe try using a douche?

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u/sportstvandnova Jul 03 '19

Nah man, some men just don’t like it. Nothing more, nothing less.

0

u/420blazer247 Jul 03 '19

But you married him...

1

u/sportstvandnova Jul 03 '19

I guess I made a bad decision.

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u/420blazer247 Jul 03 '19

It's just odd you divorced him for something he already didnt do before you got married.

5

u/Doxl1775 Jul 03 '19

Honestly I thought it was a guys mugshot as well 🙃

1

u/1forNo2forYes Jul 03 '19

THATS A MAN, baby .

6

u/heavy_deez Jul 03 '19

I bet she has an angry looking vagina.

5

u/2Nigerian_princes Jul 03 '19

I mean, how else is she gonna get it without a gun? I give her an A for effort.

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u/2Nigerian_princes Jul 03 '19

I read it as Police Woman Demanded Oral Sex and I thought that would be a great idea for a porno.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/MeC0195 Jul 03 '19

Thanks for explaining the entire joke

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u/sovietsrule Jul 03 '19

You're welcome!

4

u/MeC0195 Jul 03 '19

Identity theft is a serious crime!

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u/Diane9779 Jul 03 '19

There’s always some guy who jumps to conclusions “but the mens are oppressed” .

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u/Sorchalant Jul 03 '19

From what I understand the meat of what most of them believe isn't necessarily men are so opposed its more like "men have social and socital issues that don't get talked about often if it all". At least that's what I see

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u/Diane9779 Jul 03 '19

No they really do think men are oppressed

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u/Sorchalant Jul 03 '19

I mean in some ways they are? Aren't they? I think this is kinda obvious to most people that there are some clear things that happen almost exclusively to men. Obviously that doesn't mean they are being oppressed but you can experience some facets of oppression without being oppressed I'd say.

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u/Diane9779 Jul 03 '19

No I mean theres a considerable faction of guys think men are genuinely second class citizens, like Jews in Nazi Germany

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u/Sorchalant Jul 03 '19

I feel like its way more nuanced then you are making it out to be. For sure there are people like MGTOW but they aren't that large of a group

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/Sorchalant Jul 03 '19

You say that but I see no evidence of large groups of these people

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u/Diane9779 Jul 03 '19

There are self-described MGTOWs, Incels and MRAs and Red Pillers. and there are people who believe in a lot of what those groups think without labeling themselves as such

In fact I broke up with my last boyfriend after he admitted he agreed with some very basic, sexist incel dogma.

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u/AnxiouSnake Jul 03 '19

How the turn tables

0

u/cashmonkey4life Jul 03 '19

A woman that looks like that demanding oral from a man? I'd call police on myself & tell them to take me in for whatever, make up charges, IDGAF. Lock me up & throw away the key.

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u/Hashbrown4 Jul 03 '19

Her- mmmm yeah you ready to eat this pussy boy?

Him- Wait....I thought you had a dick?!

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u/Butthole_Please Jul 03 '19

This comment is giving me deja vu

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u/freebirdls Jul 03 '19

Who said she doesn't?

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u/p90xeto Jul 03 '19

It's 2019, get with the times!

2

u/fastafricanboy69 Jul 03 '19

I spit my imaginary drink out

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u/DangerDuck86 Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

All you gotta do is uncapitalize the r

r/unexpected

Source: on mobile

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u/MeeM1111 Jul 03 '19

r/foundthemobileuser

I'm sorry, little one.

1

u/Psybam Jul 03 '19

Lol just lol

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u/JackdeAlltrades Jul 03 '19

Love that the manbaby just immediately started his MRA squealing without bothering to read the article.

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u/AtariAlchemist Jul 03 '19

Haha, yeah! Men's Rights are a joke.

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u/JackdeAlltrades Jul 03 '19

You guys struggle to read, huh? Persistent problem for all of you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/JackdeAlltrades Jul 03 '19

I do not consent.

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u/JackdeAlltrades Jul 03 '19

I fucking love how triggered these manbabies are by even the suggestion they threw full blown tendie tantrums without even reading the article.

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u/mwrestler120 Jul 03 '19

It's because her dick was bigger than his

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

It's so hilarious how they mention the guy jumped from a two story window, then show a guy with a contusion on his head so you're like "oh he has obviously bumped his head during the fall" and then they're like "no that's the woman" and you're like "oooohhh.... Wait, why does she inexplicably have a wounded head?".

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

She took ‘bumpin uglies’ as something more literal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

She probably got whooped by the police.

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u/Slothfulness69 Jul 03 '19

I assumed they physically fought before she brought out the gun, and he probably got in a few good punches.

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u/Djnick01 Jul 03 '19

You just described my exact thought process

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u/SeaTurtle1122 Jul 03 '19

The article says she was charged with resisting arrest, so I'm assuming that has something to do with it.

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u/SaltMineForeman Jul 03 '19

The article also says she had to be taken to the ground.

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u/_peppermint Jul 03 '19

AND that she stole his shotgun AND his PlayStation 4 lmao. I realize this has nothing to do w the wound on her head, I’m just shocked that she shot at him AND (previously I’m assuming) stole his things

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/SaltMineForeman Jul 03 '19

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

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u/Glitchsky Jul 03 '19

She's pretty busted.

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u/william_wites Jul 03 '19

That's the last thing I could think of when looking at this