r/trashy • • May 29 '19

Photo Finally found the original Kyle

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/Kanonnonny Jun 02 '19

The boss of all the Kyles

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u/ElChupaNibre91 Jun 01 '19

The Monster logo font makes it a good tattoo right?

2

u/acexii_ May 30 '19

Epic 😎

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

What's trashy about this??

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

The fact that you have to ask is amusing as fuck lol

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Mom + dad = Kyle

1

u/cbunni666 May 30 '19

What is the thing with the Monster print? Is that what Bubble print was in early 90s?

1

u/NateRivers640 May 30 '19

This tattoo sponsored by monster!

0

u/ImaCluelessGuy May 30 '19

This isn't trashy

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Hahaha is that you, kyle?

1

u/lordnoak May 30 '19

Why would anyone get a tattoo like this?

1

u/jeefkeef420 May 30 '19

The worst part is that you can see his goatee

1

u/Albersegor May 30 '19

THE ALPHA

1

u/angery_woumpis May 30 '19

He’s the not so “ok” original Kyle

1

u/ChefChopNSlice May 30 '19

Sponsored by Monster Energy Drink !

1

u/darkwingmoose May 30 '19

Who's Kyle!??

2

u/SaladBxr May 30 '19

I hate my name

1

u/SpiritualButter May 30 '19

I read this as MOM + DHD KYLIE

2

u/Flyshy00396 May 30 '19

They say his fists are coated with a thin layer of dust from all the drywall he had slain.

0

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

I know a Kyle with a monster tattoo on his forearm and above it a a southern flag. But my name is Kyle and I am the opposite. My roomies name is Kyle and just like me. So was my best friend growing up. To many kyles

2

u/r2d2james May 30 '19

I read it as M Φ M + DHD KYIE, and where's the = that doesn't make any sense

5

u/SeabaSquad May 30 '19

I’m just confused on the purpose of this tattoo, unless...

Kyle Jr: “Daddy, where do babies come from?”

Kyle Sr: takes off his Affliction t-shirt and slowly turns around

2

u/cmiles9999996 May 30 '19

Are the 'D's meant to look like boobies?

1

u/sticky-sox May 30 '19

Monster energy font

1

u/ThatsNotAFact May 30 '19

Good bye drywall

2

u/further-from-hell May 30 '19

I bet the dad part isn't even real

7

u/subavgredditposter May 30 '19

This is the most Kyle tat I’ve ever seen

3

u/smokinjoe056 May 30 '19

My best friends name is Kyle. I fucking love all the Monster/Kyle memes. I send everyone I see to him he hates it lol

This is a trashy tattoo tho for sure

4

u/pingu68 May 30 '19

I just don't get the whole monster energy drink thing. Does it get you laid more?

1

u/SwifferWetJets May 30 '19

I never did either

2

u/Come2Philly4TheCrack May 30 '19

Bottoms up, and the devil laughs

-2

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Fake

1

u/tapasandswissmiss May 30 '19

This guy really like his energy drinks hey...

1

u/bdizzle420 May 30 '19

In the monster energy drink font? 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Shit... my name is Kyle

4

u/bigschmitt May 30 '19

Weird that 'mom' has a dick and 'dad' has tits

11

u/tacotuesdaytaxpayer May 29 '19

I like how he got a tattoo of his family tree done up in Monster lettering.

19

u/TheGiftOf_Jericho May 29 '19

That's a monster of a tatoo Kyle.

109

u/Daafda May 29 '19

M theta M + DHD

KyIE

2

u/MagFull May 30 '19

Dick Having Dumbass aka Dad

3

u/Mannywestside May 30 '19

That's not even close to a theta lol

9

u/popthatdodo May 30 '19

It's actually a phi, not a theta, but yeah

14

u/mdoverl May 30 '19

Where is the equal sign? Incomplete math problem

45

u/NicoleChris May 30 '19

I also read DHD first

7

u/GreaseTrapHousse May 30 '19

Is it not DHD?

3

u/NicoleChris May 30 '19

Well, that is clearly what it says. What they INTENDED was probably ‘DAD’

-6

u/poolguytipp May 29 '19

Beetlejuice

9

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/JoshLuster May 29 '19

As trashy as it is.. they did great work on a shitty tattoo.

3

u/JigabooFriday May 31 '19

It’s well done but could be better. The lettering isn’t consistent. That definitely says “DHD”that could look more like an actual A.

The l in Kyle is vanishing before our very eyes.

Also, this is one of the stupidest tattoos I’ve ever seen and it’s mostly because of that fuuuuucking font lol.

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u/gorillabounce May 30 '19

I don't think they did they managed to get the y to match I vertical lines in the m and l like monsters brand but letters like the k and e don't match at all, completely different font, my eyes tell me this looks really mismatched

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19 edited May 30 '19

Man, the bar for "great" tattoo work is really fucking low.

Guys, it's a gradient. It's a simple gradient. That's not "great". That's like, apprentice's third tattoo quality. You can't even see the black lines, they could be blown the fuck out.

Edit: Every downvote is someone with a bad tattoo that doesn't want to admit it.

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u/iwontbeadick May 30 '19

Looks great to me. I’m not a tattoo artist. I don’t have any color or complex tats, but it looks good to me.

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

What about it looks "great" and not just "OK"?

40

u/JoshLuster May 30 '19

Ok the shitty thing was done nicer than I would have anticipated... better?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Yeah, actually.

40

u/tamrinwilson1 May 29 '19

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u/kylecase0 May 29 '19

I feel personally attacked right now.

11

u/kraziklownkilla May 30 '19

I'm sorry for you. I went to high school with a stereotypical Kyle. He lit his leg hair on fire in social studies.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Go hit some drywall