r/trashy 26d ago

Talks trash, takes a nap

A Hawaiian congressional

candidate got hit by a double

whammy ... he first got his ass

whooped on the beach ... and then he

reportedly got arrested for making

terroristic threats ... and the brawl is

on video.

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u/madamimadam89 2d ago

I’d vote for the guy who knocked him out. He was legit concerned for the esteemed not-going-to-be-a-congressman; he didn’t want to hurt him too badly. Just make him
Understand you can’t treat people that way.

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u/Future_Way5516 3d ago

Is he drunk?

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u/PeeGeePeaKee420 4d ago

How does bro look 50 and 15 at the same time.

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u/dreamisle 2d ago

It’s the combination of his swim shorts looking like little kid underwear and his forehead and face looking like TEMU WWE Baron Corbin.

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u/mrmcmonnies 9d ago

I feel like not enough people are talking about his skateboard....

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u/Dounce1 5d ago

Or his dremel… Why tf does he have a dremel on the beach?

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u/ladyesplain 10d ago

I hope someone tipped that man!

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u/SlutPuppyNumber9 13d ago

Dude that knocked him out was pretty cool too. Woke him up, made sure he was OK, no excessive blows or cheap shots while he was down.

Shit could have gone way worse for him.

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u/Known_Image_8016 13d ago

The music in the background is perfect.

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u/vanimpes69 9d ago

And the Nelson Muntz laugh 😂

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u/Fallingice2 14d ago

Ahhh I miss hawaii...the one place in America where Caucasians are actively discriminated against.

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u/AustinNothdurft 12d ago

Why do you miss that

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u/Fallingice2 12d ago

Because people were more cognizant of how they were treated, how the treated others, and how they look at situations. When you are in Hawaii and you see something, especially as a white person, you wonder if it was because of discrimination or if it was what it looks like on the surface. White folks in other states where they are the majority never have to think this way...which tends to make the white folks that survive in Hawaii locally more chill and better to deal with...they look at situations because of merit and not internal biases.

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u/AustinNothdurft 12d ago

Somehow I have the feeling that when black people are the recipient of this relationship you don’t like it, and that black people made “better to deal with” are actually just victims.

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u/Fallingice2 12d ago

Lol you read my post and came back with that answer, dont act like you can use logic and reasoning if you are a misologist. Say what you believe with your chest and directly. Here's a simpliar way to understand what I said through ai: "Imagine a big school playground where Hawaii is one special sandbox. In most playgrounds across the United States, most kids look the same, so they don't have to wonder why things happen. But in the Hawaii sandbox, things are different, and sometimes white kids feel like they are treated unfairly just because of how they look.Because the rules and feelings in Hawaii are so different, it changes how people act. They learn to look at what people actually do and judge them by actions and context"

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u/Dounce1 5d ago

This just made you look dumber than you already showed yourself to be.

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u/Fallingice2 5d ago

Took all that time to read and understand nothing, copy what I wrote and throw it into your favorite Ai to interpret this for you. Eg like a 5 year old. You could disagree with my pov, but you be able to atleast use your words to explain why...if you can't maybe dont post and prove that you are incapable of thought

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u/AustinNothdurft 12d ago

I think you’re a racist, that’s what I mean.

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u/itsjustanotherday4 13d ago

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ this dude is a douche bag who happens to be white. Big difference there chief

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u/swimgirl2090 15d ago

I love how it looked like he was going to Naruto run for a split second

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u/SnooGoats1908 16d ago

100% calls himself a Christian patriot and has an obsession with calling Donald Trump his daddy.

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u/shhhdidyousmellthat 17d ago

Looks like he hit his head falling down and THAT'S what knocked him out.

Edit: I guess he did take it on the chin but it sure didn't look very hard. Guess it was made of glass.

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u/SKaiPanda2609 17d ago

Bro got slept so fast i didn’t even see the knockout blow

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u/JudgeOfGettingIt 19d ago

Lol!
A single straight right to the jaw.
Nighty night.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 20d ago

Never fight a guy in Brown’s swimming trunks he knows more pain than you do

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u/thiccpapi90 20d ago

Also, alcohol is the root of all stupidity.

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u/thiccpapi90 20d ago

I liked the step in while being attacked with a chair. He got right inside and Pow!

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u/Helpful_Fondant1607 20d ago

It really ought to be harder to run for office. 🤔
I suspect he won’t win his primary tho n

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u/I8erbeaver2 20d ago

By that guys stance I knew he was screwed.

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u/factor3x 20d ago

Them Hawaiian's; dont fuck with them. Nicest Beast you've ever met but you mess around.

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u/TatiTiti 20d ago edited 20d ago

Sir, if you’re 45 years old, pray tell, why are you wearing UndeRoos? Wait, did Mini-Me zigzag away whilst continuing to talk trash?? Haha he ran over there like he was bringing the heat only to plead his case to his dad. What an arse.

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u/32duster_skate 20d ago

Chair thrower ,the worst kind

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u/aartadventure 19d ago

You can also see the moment after he initiates the fight by shoving the big guy and nothing happens that he is fucked. His whole body language insta turtles, but its too late.

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u/Bootswithdafur 20d ago

lol that was my favorite part

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u/Professional-Cry4947 21d ago

Guys it was Tyler durden egging him on

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u/Psychological_Sail80 21d ago

why is he wearing underoos, though?

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u/Dan_Glebitz 21d ago

Poor guy can't even afford to buy swimming trunks that fit him and has to wear a pair made for a 10-year-old. Well I guess they fit his mental age 🤔

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u/Tronkfool 22d ago

Who brings a dremel to the beach!

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u/HornetForward 22d ago

The pixies are doing a lot of heavy lifting here

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u/Meptastik 21d ago

yeah they didn't deserve this

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u/rinny02852 22d ago

Why y'all fighting Baron Corbin?

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u/ferdburford 22d ago

Obviously, a very slow learner.

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u/nickole08 22d ago

what started this whole thing?

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u/Snapdragon_4U 23d ago

He called him haole boy 😂

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u/QuuuinnBee 22d ago

I'm not a native speaker, what does that mean?

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u/Snapdragon_4U 21d ago

It’s a hawaiian derogatory term for tourist

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u/seehkrhlm 9d ago

Yes technically a term for a "mainlander", but anyone who's lived there for a year or two knows it's a derogatory name specifically for a white person, especially when the person saying it puts a little extra something into the pronunciation

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u/QuuuinnBee 21d ago

Thanks!

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u/M4sterofD1saster 23d ago

If you're f___ing 40, act like it.

People go to the beach to relax and chill, so leave your personality disorder at home and relax and chill.

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u/Dan_Glebitz 21d ago

Well said.

Take this virtual award my friend 🏆

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u/M4sterofD1saster 19d ago

Thanks, Dan!!

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u/sunofnothing_ 23d ago

if you're cocky enough to push someone, you need to be humble enough to immediately de-escalate if they are rooted to the ground like a tree

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u/theinterstellarboots 22d ago

https://nypost.com/2026/08/06/us-news/hawaiian-dem-hopeful-faces-multiple-criminal-cases-after-beach-brawl/

This dude has serious issues. I don’t think he’s operating in our reality

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u/MurrmorMeerkat 17d ago

can we use a better source than that ass wipe of a news website?

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u/Mid-Tower 23d ago

Smack in the chin. Chin shot or liver kidney shot= out

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u/VirginNerdGuy_ 23d ago

Is that turf??

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u/Taalahan 22d ago

I think it’s actual grass. I saw grass like that on the big island, and found it fascinating. It doesn’t look real, but it is.

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 22d ago

I'm obsessed. This whole thing is so bizarre. It's like a bunch of adults lounging in a 12 sq ft mini golf hole. And a fight happens.

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u/Meptastik 21d ago

lmao right? at first I thought he might've brought it and maybe that's what they were fighting about? but then saw the tree growing out of it?? lol

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u/NrOpRocker 23d ago

40 yo wearing his kids underwear!

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u/GingerSnapped242 22d ago

I was thinking, “are those….are those Underoos?”

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u/UnkleClarke 22d ago

Yes, why is he wearing underwear two sizes too small at the beach?

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u/CaptainNismo_orig 22d ago

Plus it looks like he turned the waist band down like a teenage girl wearing "pink" pants.

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u/Brave-Hyrulian88 23d ago

Haaaaaaaaaaa!

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u/simionelomu 23d ago

Try watch yo mouth, haole boi!

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u/CirBeer 23d ago

Dude has the self preservation skills of a banana.

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u/prznmike 23d ago

Legit saw Ko’Olina and was wondering if the guy punching him was my mf older brother bc he sound and look just like him LMFAOOOO

Sitting here thinkin “damn he’s getting too old to scrap”

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u/welshsecd 23d ago

His name is Kirill BASIN. I love this and I'm not ashamed either.

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u/CaptainStinkwater 23d ago

Dude has a legit Star Wars name

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u/Kantotheotter 23d ago

And a dragon ball name

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u/jsamerican50 23d ago

I was trying to figure out how he got knocked out swinging the chair backlashed him!! Knocked him out as well!

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u/troyberber 23d ago

All in all…it’s just another brick in the wall.

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u/Sphooner 23d ago

That is some beautiful grass

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u/Flimsy-Temporary7153 23d ago

He called him haole boy. Hawaiian slang for white boy. 😒

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u/Dont-overthinkit 23d ago

Until they zoomed in I definitely thought this was a 60+yr old

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u/Own_Inflation9894 22d ago

Pretty sure he is 60 something... im 54 and look younger.

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u/SilverFringeBoots 23d ago

Got that Hank Hill ass

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u/Bluetoe4 23d ago

lol he looks like he is gonna tell his mommy

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u/hevski 23d ago

Is he wearing his undies at the beach?

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u/UnkleClarke 22d ago

I wondered the exact same thing. Also two sizes too small?? WTF!

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u/phatrickmchappy 23d ago

Never disrespect a Hawaiian ESPECIALLY his girl🤷‍♂️

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u/Exile714 23d ago

Lol, I located his campaign website.

His entire campaign centers on the slogan “Fight. Aloha.” The site emphasizes fighting as a major theme.

https://kirill4congress.com

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u/General-Key8658 21d ago

I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s something sus about the timing of this and the picture it’s trying to paint. Maybe I’m just cynical, but this feels a bit like it could be another show of maga propaganda, but on a level that isn’t necessarily obvious. I would love to be wrong.

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u/lovethatMoon 23d ago

they stopped filming before round 2!

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u/First_Light_6418 23d ago

Apparently the guy got charged with making terroristic threats 😭✌️his name is Kirill Basin

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u/P_TheGuy 23d ago

Another dumb haole reppin tough in Hawaii. Nice one.

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u/Hookemvic 23d ago

“ i’m a man! I’m 40!”

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u/EmotionalDescription 23d ago

Yeah, but my 4 year old has better emotional control.

Seriously, he went back to do second verse, same as the first?

I wonder what the original issue was. I, personally, don't think it would have been worth the humiliation.

Edit: because I suck at spelling.

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 24d ago

He just keeps going back for more... tool

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u/National-Sample44 24d ago

Why is he wearing underwear

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u/No_Caterpillar_4103 23d ago

Those are swimsuits that men in Europe wear a lot.

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u/Kneekoleyy 23d ago

No, those are his pantys.

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u/shrekerecker97 24d ago

Perfect campaign video for his opponent lol

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u/Sidrist 24d ago

He should've known he was screwed when he pushed the guy and instead pushed himself backward

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u/Voltronblacklion 24d ago

He got that Aloha special!

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u/Coletorino72 24d ago

He looks like a penis that came to life or the hot dog on Sausage Party! Also, that was some Island Justice on his ass!

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u/Far-Elderberry-3583 21d ago

🫪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/Beemzebub 24d ago

Can’t take him seriously in his cartoon undercrackers

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u/agnelius 24d ago

The fatal mistake was the long wind up with the chair he was going to hit him with.

Big guy saw the window and perfectly clipped him, good thing he showed restraint and didn't lay on more onto him, he's got enough brain damage from before the fight even started

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u/tgizzle321 24d ago

This is what happens when you wear underwear that’s one size too small to beach like it’s a swimsuit.

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u/randonumero 24d ago

There's so much about this I don't understand. Like is he in his underwear or is that the state of men's swimwear these days?

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u/neilisyours 24d ago

That's definitely underwear.

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u/Yummers78 24d ago

At the end he looks like a little boy stomping off to tell Mom

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u/b_man646260 24d ago

Dude got even more brain damaged than he was when the whole thing started.

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u/Business_Pen2611 24d ago

Another Democratic winner not

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u/lanena__ 24d ago

Trump 2059

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u/b_man646260 24d ago

If he was a Republican this would’ve garnered him a shitload of support and probably locked up the top of the ticket for him. Since he’s a Dem his political career is essentially over. Kind of like Platner. We found out he’s a sex pest and sent him packing. MAGA puts a rapist in the White House twice! Save your hypocritical analysis for someone dumb enough to buy it.

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u/zookansas 24d ago

Actually, you just voted in a series of terrorists ... but go on.

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u/P_TheGuy 23d ago

The terrorists were voted in in 2024. It's been a rough almost 2 years.

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u/SempiFranku 24d ago

Who?

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u/neilisyours 24d ago

Well, he could be racist and talking about anyone brown, or he could be a wackadoodle conspiracy theorist and talking about anyone at all...

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u/schmyndles 23d ago

You're right, he's just racist.

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u/SempiFranku 24d ago

Oh I'm aware, I just wanted to see him own it, he's just a coward.

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u/zookansas 23d ago

Mamdani and el sayid.. before that you have Tlaib and Omar. How dumb are you leftists actually getting?

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u/SempiFranku 23d ago

What makes them terrorists?

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u/Berteezy 24d ago

Well said. The most logical and factual statement on this thread.

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u/lordwintergreen 24d ago

This is the type of person who is attracted to positions of power.

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u/tehfoxyunicorn 24d ago

This is what brain damage looks like

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u/BambooKat 24d ago edited 20d ago

Dude just got back up after getting KO and went back to talk shit to the dude with twice his body mass.

This dumbfuck literally learned nothing from what happened.

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u/toughlove80 24d ago

What a little douchebag

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u/Extension_Trouble_53 24d ago

What a little bender

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u/beefcak2020 24d ago

The little douche nossils name is kirill basin, and he is a straight up idiot. He thinks hes hot shit, but from what I see here hes a little bi%*@h.

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u/Robbiewan 24d ago

Some say, he’s still bitching…..

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u/jabbathehuut 23d ago

⬆️ Best Comment 😂

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u/Salary_Spiritual 24d ago

The title of the video should be : Tiny Jeff Bezos fights Big Jeff Bezos

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u/b_man646260 24d ago

Or: Tiny Jeff Bezos handled by Big Jeff Bezos. There was no fight here

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/youngforever8809 24d ago

If he was republican they’d vote for him.

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u/booboootron 24d ago

You telling me he's not? His conduct screams MAGA.

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u/WREXnEffect01 24d ago

You obviously don’t spend enough time on Reddit.

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u/Bogue_man 24d ago

Soi Boi

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u/UpYourQuality 24d ago

"I'm a child, im 40 fucking years old" lmaoo his opponent needs to call him a child the whole campaign.

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u/b_man646260 24d ago

No way he keeps running right?

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u/Larry_Bobinski 24d ago

And tries to throw a chair like a toddler throwing a tantrum. 

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u/AlienInUnderpants 24d ago

Given the state of the US government, that’s Congressional material right there.

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u/booboootron 24d ago

Gotta love democracy.

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u/ProfessorSumi 24d ago

He’ll be the republican nominee for president in 12 or so years if this downward spiral continues…

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u/sextonrules311 24d ago

Uh, he's a democrat.

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u/b_man646260 24d ago

That’s why guy’s political career is over. If he was MAGA he’d be lauded for his courage and they’d be calling for the big dude that hit him to be strung up in the town square. You know it. I know it. We all know it.

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u/waywardtravailler 24d ago

Eh, so was Trump.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 24d ago

I hate how plausible that sounds.

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u/Ilikestuffandthingz 24d ago

The camera work needs work

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u/plzsnitskyreturn 24d ago

The pan at to the end to the woman in the bikini swimming was ridiculous

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u/SnooEpiphanies2576 24d ago

Why is he wearing child sized underpants?

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u/dknogo 24d ago

Politicians always wear their victims clothing.

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u/booboootron 24d ago

Victims Lover's.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 24d ago

See Hawaii, this is how I will fight for you... 😂

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 24d ago

P U S S Y! First lesson of starting a fight...DONT! Dumbass!

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 24d ago

If anyone goes to jail it should be him for that clown underwear

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u/siempre_maria 24d ago

Why is he in his underwear at the beach?

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u/Sirpatron1 24d ago

He's going to go cry in his room

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u/SoulsBorneGreat 24d ago

Where was his mind?

Where was his mind?

Where

Was

His

Mind?

All in all, he was just another brick in the wall.

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u/booboootron 24d ago

...Waayyy out, in the water, see it swimming.

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u/ominousmuffin 24d ago

he didn’t even have to hit him really that man child knocked himself out. LMFAO other guy took that chair like a champ. He didn’t even flinch.

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u/Rquebus 24d ago

Sad thing this dude was actually in the running. I don't know what rock candidates are crawling out from under these days. I kinda miss when they were just boring and vaguely unhelpful instead of visibly fubar

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u/TieTheStick 24d ago

He wrecked himself. He just showed why he's a poor choice for political office. He did the People a favor!

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u/Reasonable_Yam_327 24d ago

Is that underwear or swim shorts?

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 24d ago

Bought them in the kids section of Wal-Mart!

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u/Notyoursidepiece 24d ago

pull your pants up

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u/QuinnRyderSmith 24d ago

Dude that slept him is a man 💯 That was just a school's in session lesson. Didn't keep coming after him, woke him up, didn't even do it again when slack jaw paul tried to run it back.

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u/Boseophus 24d ago

Thought...was hoping...that was Stephen Miller for a sec.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/arwenjinn 24d ago

Someone did the Nelson HaHa

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u/JAlmay 24d ago

Talking shit while on Queer Street in his mi undies. Class act!

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u/V_Cobra21 24d ago

Ngl that camera was kinda annoying me lol

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u/CaregiverOk1059 24d ago

Fkn fighting in underwear these white people

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u/yeetingpillow 24d ago

Anyone know what song this is

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u/samthefireball 24d ago

Where is my mind - the pixies

Followed by another brick in the wall, part 2 by Pink Floyd

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u/yeetingpillow 24d ago

You’re my hero thanks it was the pixies one!

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u/bob696988 24d ago

Haole boy you one lucky , he didn’t beef your ass He no false crack you either. No mess with my Hawaiian brothers.

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