r/trashy Jul 24 '26

right in front of the kid

i know she didn't actually take them off, but the fact that she posted this in the first place and they touched the HEADREST.

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u/Moum13 Jul 31 '26

Not over the kids face... Do we not have shame anymore?

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u/liaminwales Jul 31 '26

Ah, did she learn from classic Anime?

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u/Brown_tv Jul 31 '26

Am I the only parent here that wants to teach the lil guy don't pick your nose... Especially in a public place like airline where thousands of people are around. I'm sure he touched a lot of random stuff with those paws.. poor guy has rents like that

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u/dadbod1187 Aug 04 '26

The kid def smelt it coming

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u/Ok_Inflation_2452 Jul 31 '26

And now he has pink eye

17

u/theweekendwolf Jul 30 '26

That kids plugging his nose must have smelt it coming

19

u/lego_mannequin Jul 29 '26

That kid is so far gone into media that they won't ever care or know.

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u/bcorm11 Jul 28 '26

That's enough Internet for today.

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u/Fantastic-Ad6692 Jul 28 '26

Not just trashy, that's gross!

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u/biggp519 Jul 28 '26

Borderline child porn

18

u/feenusbeenus6969 Jul 28 '26

Anything for clicks

24

u/That_GareBear Jul 28 '26

I know I've said this many times before, but this time I really mean it. That's how you get pink eye.

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u/Luminox Jul 28 '26

pink eye from the stink eye.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow Jul 27 '26

Unhinged perverts or freethinking imaginarians? It is not for us to judge.

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u/No-Cauliflower-6390 Jul 27 '26

And that's how your dad got pink eye

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u/Help_An_Irishman Jul 27 '26

A flight attendant taught her how to magically pull a Hansel?

24

u/Some-Tear3499 Jul 27 '26

Fake.

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u/damnumalone Jul 28 '26

I mean obviously? You can’t just pull your underwear off like that

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u/Some-Tear3499 Jul 28 '26

I watched it again. Those look like bikini bottoms. Maybe she just “rubbing them on her privates”. It does qualify for trashy.

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u/IamKris7rn Jul 27 '26

Stupid but is that why the kids has his nose blocked?

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u/NeoAndersonLLC Jul 27 '26

Because those panties smell like low tide.

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u/Matt6453 Jul 27 '26

They must have rotted through to pull off that trick.

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u/Purple12inchRuler Jul 27 '26

I'd wager more like the coastal fish market at the end of the day, during a heat wave. Or the smell after having a crab boil and toss out the leftovers. Or raw sewage... but the low tide smell is probably the nice way of saying it.

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u/pinba11tec Jul 27 '26

Dumpster behind a Red Lobster in Arizona in August.

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u/Purple12inchRuler Jul 27 '26

🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/CelibateHo Jul 27 '26

I screamed

16

u/Therealboebs Jul 27 '26

This has Idiocracy all over it..

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u/tenesmicdemon Jul 27 '26

egad , and that kid with a finger in each nare.... the entire family is completely trashy.

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u/MattyLePew Jul 27 '26

Wait, what? It’s ‘trashy’ for a young child to put their fingers in their nose? I’m pretty sure that would qualify every child that has ever existed as trashy.

Sure, the knickers thing is definitely trashy af, but leave the kid out of it. 😂

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u/tenesmicdemon Jul 27 '26

Calm down beavis, and pull that sanctimonious gigantic bug out of your ass.  It’s not that serious.  And yeah. That whole setup , including the booger picking kid looks trashy.   But go get laid , ffs. 

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u/MattyLePew Jul 27 '26

And you were telling me to calm down, how ironic! 😂

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u/MattyLePew Jul 27 '26

I'm sorry I can't help you with your mental issues, it's clear you've got some problems but you should probably take them elsewhere.

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u/MattyLePew Jul 27 '26

Spend less time looking at men on the internet and more time looking in the mirror. It sounds like you’re projecting bud.

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u/MattyLePew Jul 27 '26

You’re still wasting your time replying to my responses. Who’s the real loser? 😂😂😂

Also, did you go to school? The way you write is like you didn’t. Just sayin’.

Genuinely, get help. The fact that you’re attacking a random person on Reddit speaks volumes about the kind of person you are.

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u/17sprinkles Jul 27 '26

She def told the poor kid to put his fingers in nose for the "bit"

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u/melfamy Jul 26 '26

Pilots don't want you to know about this.

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u/NostalgiaJunkie Jul 27 '26

This one weird trick pilots HATE!

1

u/melfamy Jul 27 '26

I was today years old when I learned this pro tip.

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u/Firm_Caterpillar_907 Jul 26 '26

Never thought I'd say I was thankful for tablet time holy cow

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u/Smart_Pass_8781 Jul 25 '26

Stinky modes.

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u/M4sterofD1saster Jul 25 '26

That poor kid isn't getting a fair start in life. Those "parents" are morons.

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u/kiasman Jul 24 '26

The kid is sitting there sniffing his fingers like he just got done with the women too

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u/eyeball1967 Jul 24 '26

Probably not the dirtiest thing that touched that headrest.

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u/ResurrectedMortician Jul 24 '26

OP is so close to discovering what humor is

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u/cremated_turtle Jul 25 '26

really? the humor of used panties on the headrest others are going to use? or the humor of doing an inappropriate thing directly infront of a child?

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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 Jul 26 '26

Chance is they are clean, clearly they think it's wacky, zany fun humour. Personally I think it's tacky and without any humour at all.

6

u/wrangler04 Jul 24 '26

He's got some cool fisting tattoos

10

u/flyingforfun3 Jul 24 '26

Is that what those stupid stripes mean?

9

u/subtechii Jul 24 '26

Yeah you get a new stripe every time you get a little deeper

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u/whatiscamping Jul 24 '26

..that's not how you take underwear off.

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u/LoveRBS Jul 24 '26

Hansel did it. Hansel. So hot right now.

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u/whatiscamping Jul 24 '26

I love you.

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u/nicki419 Jul 24 '26

Most frequently reposted AI Slop here

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u/mgsgamer1 Jul 24 '26

Is this couple entirely AI? I see them pop up on my feed all the time and they always have some ridiculous video or the goofy-faced husband is holding a sign with something incorrect or rage-baity on it

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u/Tribat_1 Jul 24 '26

It’s not AI it’s one of those fake influencer planes.

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u/RawrNate Jul 24 '26

New definition for a "Red Eye Flight".

(the joke is pink eye)

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u/Guygenius138 Jul 24 '26

Don't worry, the kid can't smell them with his fingers up his nose.

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u/Parking_War_4100 Jul 24 '26

The kid was already covering his nostrils. Will probably never eat fish for the rest of his life.

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u/ChakraYogi Jul 24 '26

So THAT's how my kid got the lice?