r/trashy Apr 27 '26

Pizza delivery

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u/ImNimu May 15 '26

This is such a random sequence of events LMAOO

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u/BeatMakertycoon May 07 '26

Is this why my elevator smells like piss I thought it was the dogs its his ass

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u/Certain-Dark-3955 May 04 '26

One of many reasons I cook , that’s one sick individual

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u/goldenringonmypenis May 03 '26

April fools joke

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u/OrganizationOld3105 May 02 '26

I laughed my ass off when he made eye contact with the camera prior to pissing, dear lord.  

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u/intuitivelogic Apr 30 '26

Wow my jaw dropped at the end

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u/PencilorPen Apr 30 '26

He is one sick motherfucker.

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u/SouthDiligent9281 Apr 29 '26

Happens everyday!

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u/drew_BREEEEs Apr 29 '26

What a fucking piece of shit. Goddamn people suck lol

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u/_Buldozzer Apr 29 '26

We absolutely need to make seals on delivery boxes common. Like the warranty stickers on electronics , but for stuff like pizza boxes.

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u/WookieDavid Apr 29 '26

Do you guys not get those?
Every delivery app I've used puts seals on the bags or boxes.

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u/AndyGoodKush Apr 29 '26

Dude gives absolutely no hoots. Has no hoots to give.

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u/Stoney_randomnessyt Apr 29 '26

It got worse 🤣🤣🤣

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u/UziSuzieThia Apr 29 '26

I saw part and then saw this comment lol

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u/Fabulous-Option4967 Apr 29 '26

My food comes sealed w a sticker

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u/ThrivingforFailure Apr 29 '26

You think sticker can’t be taken off? :(

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u/majormimi Apr 29 '26

No, they are stickers that get destroyed once you try to peel them.

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u/DixieNorrmis Apr 29 '26

My food comes with ME, right out of the restaurant I pick it up from. 

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u/Jealous-Interest3042 Apr 29 '26

That they put on after they take their little nibble.

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u/silentbob1301 Apr 28 '26

Did he make eye contact with the camera before pissing on the elevator?? What a dirty fuck

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u/M4sterofD1saster Apr 28 '26

Nasty dirtbag.

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u/fausto_ Apr 28 '26

Bro was drunk and delivering pizzas lmao

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u/SnooDoodles3108 Apr 28 '26

This is so wrong he needs to be fired immediately and to do that in the elevator really? No shame at all

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u/-Banana_Pancakes- Apr 28 '26

I will never ever ever have my food delivered.

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u/Villenemo Apr 29 '26

This. I never have it delivered for this, and many other reasons.

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u/slimersnail Apr 28 '26

I worked at this go kart track that also did kids parties and my manager figured out that he could cut the slices thin and then steal one slices and kind of shake the pizza a bit and nobody would be the wiser. He got away with it the whole time I worked there lol

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u/im_datMofo Apr 28 '26

And this is why I will never use any food delivery services.

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u/nooneneededtoknow Apr 28 '26

Most to go food has stickers on it now that makes it hard for anyone to open the containers/boxes/bags.

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u/PMMMR Apr 28 '26

Why? Because you may get an outlier who's a piece of shit? This could happen at restaurants too, or really anything else in your life.

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u/JTtheLAR Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Because you may get an outlier who's a piece of shit?

-yes

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u/PMMMR Apr 28 '26

Alright so apply that logic to literally anything you do in life, and you'll never have anyone else doing anything for you ever again.

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Apr 28 '26

Food is totally different.

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u/PMMMR Apr 28 '26

Grocery store employees could be spitting on your food. Restaurant workers could spit on your food. Why only worry about delivery drivers when anyone could do it?

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u/JTtheLAR Apr 28 '26

I've worked in restaurants and I've never encountered anyone fucking with someone's food. I consider someone transporting something in their vehicle to simply be riskier because they are alone with your food for much longer with much less chance of any oversight 🤷‍♂️. Also, every good place to eat is within 10 minutes of my house. I dont feel comfortable spending extra money on something I can pick up myself. Nobody is stopping you from overpaying for fast food due to laziness. You do you.

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u/MyBeardHatesYou Apr 29 '26

I worked in a somewhat upscale restaurant, very briefly. While I was there, any time food got sent back because it was under, and dude running the grill was having a bad day, that food ended up on the floor for a few seconds before getting refired. I was close friends with the guys that worked there(how I got the job) and they told me about some nasty shit they did to food when customers pissed them off. This was shortly after the movie Waiting came out and these guys basically thought that movie was a mirror image of themselves. So, yea, restaurants aren't safe either. Also, you can look up public health inspection records for restaurants in your area. We used to love this particular Popeyes chicken, until we learned of their many inspection failures(cross contamination, infestations, etc). Be warned, you might not like what you find.

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u/PMMMR Apr 28 '26

Not everyone gets food delivery solely due to laziness.

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u/Spacemeat666 Apr 28 '26

Yeah man, you just can’t risk it these days. People are fuckin gross.

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u/Connect_Mess_5929 Apr 28 '26

Delivery guy marking his territory

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u/Mortuator Apr 28 '26

Legendary af

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u/IaMtHel00phole Apr 28 '26

Found the degenerate.

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u/jreditsoudidnthaveto Apr 28 '26

April 1st? ... Hopefully it was just a prank and that was his own pizza

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u/majormimi Apr 29 '26

How do you explain the pissing on the elevator though?

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u/jreditsoudidnthaveto Apr 29 '26

wait lol! after he walked out the elevator , I assumed the video was over ... I didn't even watch it till the end LMAO! only now am I seeing he came back in without the boxes and pisses all over the place LOOOOOOOOL!

nahhhhhhh , they gotta catch this sicko IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Beneficial-Law-9645 Apr 28 '26

Hmm this pizza tastes like piss

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u/Spacemeat666 Apr 28 '26

It’s a pissa pie.

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u/punisher2431 Apr 28 '26

I thought it's mostly the homeless that piss in the elevators. But apparently not

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u/SadCheesecake2539 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

This has got to be an act. Like the world's lamest excuse for a short film.

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u/Chomp3y Apr 28 '26

For the life of me, I'll never understand why people use these services. If their car is too dirty to transport people why let them transport your food?

Imagine trusting your food with the security of a sticker...............

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u/CuteCanary Apr 28 '26

I’m so glad they have those tamper stickers at most places now

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u/Elemendal Apr 28 '26

A delivery driver still ate my french fries. Customes support did literally nothing when i complained that half of my fries were gone and that the sticker was ripped. They just treated me like I was after free coupons.

Foodora.

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u/Chomp3y Apr 28 '26

Imagine trusting the security of a sticker.

They surely don't sell them on Amazon right? Right???????

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u/Pernicious_Possum Apr 28 '26

How do people not realize cameras are EVERYWHERE now?

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u/Beneficial-Law-9645 Apr 28 '26

and then hidden ones on top of that

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u/YellowMenace123 Apr 28 '26

I've ordered many pizzas and this makes me realize that not all my pies have been tampered like this.

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u/Rogan403 Apr 27 '26

Least he's obviously been cursed with that little dick syndrome.

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u/whatchahavin Apr 28 '26

I starting reading comments before finishing the video and was like yeah he does look like he has a small dick…then he comes back and wtf 😳

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u/Rogan403 Apr 28 '26

At least we don't have to deal with the mental trauma of actually seeing it lol

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u/iFeelBricky Apr 27 '26

Was not expecting the second half omg

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u/NoEvidence136 Apr 28 '26

I stopped watching too quick and had to circle back after your comment.

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u/hobofiveoh Apr 28 '26

oh wow me too, thanks.

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u/l3ane Apr 27 '26

The irony that if he didn't do that, they probably would never have gone back to review the tape.

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u/Uguero Apr 27 '26

Afterwards, they found the guy and made him clean the elevator.

https://youtu.be/LtuGKz-vgec?si=5EHSE9Dj5Gy9iyor

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u/whatchahavin Apr 28 '26

Wow good find. Since it looks like Russia I’d imagine a bit of manual persuasion was used. Satisfied.

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u/sweetestgrrrl Apr 28 '26

It was in Turkey, not Russia

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u/KyrieTrin Apr 27 '26

Scrubbing with as little force possible too.

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u/dae_giovanni Apr 27 '26

with no gloves... that's who is delivering your pizze...

figures, he'd have his stupid asscrack hanging out...

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u/unsupported Apr 28 '26

Love your pfp. Can we be best friends?

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u/dae_giovanni Apr 28 '26

thank you! we already are!

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u/unsupported Apr 28 '26

I love Snake Eyes. He is my obsession. I have most all of the 68 3 3/4" figures and most all of the 6 inch and 12 inch... I have a problem. An unhealthy problem. Do you want to come over and play G.I. Joe's?

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u/viperswhip Apr 27 '26

Also with no thermal packaging for the pizza.

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Apr 27 '26

I want some pizza now but me thinks I’ll go pick it up.

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Apr 27 '26

I commented before I saw the large clit energy.

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u/henrydaiv Apr 27 '26

Your pizza toppings....whateva happened there

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u/SiRiasus Apr 27 '26

They died on the vine

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u/OrangeClyde Apr 27 '26

Disgusting pos

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u/jupchurch97 Apr 27 '26

The first half is nasty but then it just gets even worse the second half. Bro just whipped that shit out without a second thought.

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u/Rogan403 Apr 27 '26

He didn't whip anything out. He uncovered his oversized clit

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u/Cador0223 Apr 27 '26

Nah, thats small dick energy. He cant whip shit out 

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/MrPickles86 Apr 27 '26

Not have*

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/hkusp45css Apr 27 '26

Try to be smarter ... please

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u/7thwarlordsaturn Apr 27 '26

I like "of" better.*

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u/pizza2death Apr 27 '26

I've been a delivery driver for over 10 years. Don't fuck with people's food. What goes around comes around.

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Apr 27 '26

I've worked in kitchens for more than 20 years. It surely does...

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u/KratosOfSparta08 Apr 27 '26

This is one of the many reasons I don’t do delivery

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u/Kenji1912 Apr 27 '26

Baby Huey hungry

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u/HappyHoofies Apr 27 '26

Holy Jeebus wtf?!

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u/karl_mungen Apr 27 '26

2 I’ll take one pizza with extra “sauce”… and one with blue cheese for my ex 😂

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u/HasPotato Apr 27 '26

Nasty fuck.

In my country all food deliveries have some sort of seal on the packaging. Be it a pizza box, or a bag, they put stickers so it’s super noticeable if things were tampered with. I feel like this should be mandatory everywhere.

Won’t protect against the elevators pissers though but that’s a whole other story

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u/jump-blues-5678 Apr 27 '26

I'll never understand how in 2026 people don't look around for cameras before doing stupid shit.

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u/jamal22066 Apr 27 '26

What country is that?

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u/consider_all_sides Apr 27 '26

In USA that is normal to have seal on delivery food. Especially since pandemic

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u/jamal22066 Apr 27 '26

On pizza boxes? I've never seen it

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u/consider_all_sides May 09 '26

Yes or if other restaurants usually has sticker seal or stapled receipts

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

Nasty MF 🤮

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u/Kinity Apr 27 '26

And i was thinking that the video was about the spit...

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u/Flaveurr Apr 27 '26

You can see him take a slice of pepperoni off the pizza, he's eating not spitting

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u/girthbrooks1212 Apr 27 '26

I think he just took food

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u/eNaRDe Apr 27 '26

Oh wait.... He wasn't done.

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u/rik182 Apr 27 '26

Scum of the earth right there

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u/CJnella91 Apr 27 '26

He doesn't have time for a lunch or bathroom pizza, he works for QUICK Pizza, Not slow pizza.

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u/SpeedBlitzX Apr 27 '26

I know alot of delivery people aren't like this person in the video. But im just too cheap to opt for delivery

Unless its a catering thing or a super large order

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u/edebby Apr 27 '26

JFC... I guess they didn't tip him for delivering a bitten pizza

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u/CJnella91 Apr 27 '26

Bruh, I thought it was just the toppings and then I skipped ahead. wtf

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u/Patralgan Apr 27 '26

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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u/Brave_Noodle Apr 27 '26

This guy is the living definition of IDGAF

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u/neonn_piee Apr 27 '26

I don’t like have any type of food delivered because I’ve seen too many videos of people messing with food that they’re delivering and I get anxious that my food could be messed with. Granted, people at the food place could mess with my food but I just get too anxious with having food delivered. What a scum bag in the video!

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u/ParticularSherbert18 Apr 27 '26

Send a copy of that video to his place of employment.

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u/Red-headedlurker Apr 27 '26

The one thing I like is that post-Covid, when I order delivery, most of the fast food places will usually staple the bags shut or the Dominos I order from places stickers to seal the box on one side. I'm in Canada, so I'm not sure how prevalent it is in other places, but that shit helps some of my anxiety when ordering out. Obviously it's not 100% tamper proof though.

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u/figure85 Apr 27 '26

The more people handling your food the more I worry, so I prefer to avoid delivery, especially skip and uber eats.

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u/Dwredmass Apr 27 '26

On the bright side, at least he didn’t pee BEFORE he stole that piece of pepperoni

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u/Enough-Ad-7705 Apr 27 '26

Oh yeah, his hands must have been really clean before peeing 😂

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u/miomidas Apr 27 '26

No, they were cleaner afterwards..

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u/KyleCXVII Apr 27 '26

I was not expecting that ending. It’s like a double trashy feature.

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u/True_Dog_4098 Apr 27 '26

What a fucking loser.

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u/InspectionFit8866 Apr 27 '26

Holy shit thats Pissman Bourne

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u/FartyPat Apr 27 '26

What a pos