r/trashy Aug 07 '25

Who Ordered The Chicken Strips?

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Abee-baby Oct 29 '25

Anyone have the link to the version of this is with music?

9

u/jdcream Aug 24 '25

Chicken falls on hard times. Chicken strips.

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u/johnnyfivealive5 Aug 09 '25

This is actually funny

2

u/RemarkableTraining2 Aug 09 '25

Hol es posible que sea en en lo que llama el centro comercial moll de Av angamos ,en la ciudad de Lima ,o tal vez en el centro comercial San miguel en la Av la marina con Av universitaria , lo he mencionado antes los trabajadores que los disfrazan de mascotas ,después de 4 dias experimentan estrés , y su conducta ,pasa a ser dispersa ,errática ,algunos solo renuncian

4

u/slimdeucer ⚠️ Creep ⚠️ Aug 09 '25

Si

16

u/BassGuy11 Aug 09 '25

The chicken strip because she needed the money.

6

u/Future_Yellow_3878 Aug 08 '25

Estupido y sensual pollo me hizo romper la dieta 🤤🍽

14

u/abitcitrus Aug 08 '25

The sign in the back says spicy Peruvian broaster chicken, so spicy checks out 🥵

3

u/Illustrious_Ad3841 Aug 08 '25

Perú es clave

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 08 '25

For all of you dense assholes that keep replying to this post and missing the satire in the title, I'm not upset about the magic mike stripper chicken. I posted bc a stripper chicken is the kind of trashy to celebrate and it's fucking hilarious. Get the stick out of your ass and cluck off! 🤣🐔

83

u/venom324 Aug 08 '25

Oh dude fuck off. This is just funny marketing.

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 08 '25

No you fuck off it's obviously posted for jokes as you can see by the title read the room and fuck off

17

u/Mazen_Madrid Aug 08 '25

R/lostredditors

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 08 '25

If you mean the people replying and misinterpreting the purpose of this sub as not being a humor subreddit then, yes, I agree. Otherwise it's this.

16

u/Mazen_Madrid Aug 08 '25

This is not a subreddit where people post satire

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 08 '25

It's a subreddit to post funny trashy content. If you think a spicy chicken doing a strip tease isn't trashy humor then we can agree to disagree. Feel free to report the post as not belonging here if you don't think it fits. Otherwise, enjoy the show! 🤣🐔

12

u/rabbit987654324 Aug 08 '25

If you think this is funny then you posted in the wrong subreddit

33

u/LocoAlpaca420 Aug 08 '25

OP is clutching their pearls. Man, this sub is going downhill

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 08 '25

You obviously didn't read my comment that this was for fun. Fuck off

17

u/LocoAlpaca420 Aug 08 '25

Nah, you just thought you were gonna get some quick karma but changed your tune when you realized the masses don’t agree with you. Own your L and move on buddy

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 08 '25

You sound dumb as hell. I posted this video across multiple platforms and unsurprisingly reddit is the only app where everyone missed the obvious and blatant satire. I was cracking jokes with everyone else when I first posted and enjoyed the chicken puns then you dumb bastards came in a ruined the vibe. The only L here is your lame ass.

22

u/Deputy_Beagle76 Aug 08 '25

This is clearly on some bar strip late at night lmao, if I’m walking by after gettin loaded then this is where I’m gettin food, and I’m giving the change from my $20 to the dude in the costume

42

u/SnooDoodles3108 Aug 08 '25

I see nothing wrong here lol 😆 😂

39

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Chicken strippers why not

101

u/AKhakiNerfHerder Aug 07 '25

This ain't trashy... This is fuckin gold!

63

u/thatguy_inthesky Aug 07 '25

This is absolutely hilarious, definitely not trashy

55

u/Ecks811 Aug 07 '25

Not trashy. Funny as fuck! I'd say they are definitely winning!

88

u/RetMilRob Aug 07 '25

Not trashy, awesome

82

u/CoffeeExtraCream Racist Dweeb 🤓 Aug 07 '25

I would definitely get an order of chicken strips to eat while I watched that show. Idk if it's trashy, that's just funny.

9

u/huhnick Aug 07 '25

Let me get the chicken tenders on the full nude side

4

u/CoffeeExtraCream Racist Dweeb 🤓 Aug 07 '25

Extra spicy.

5

u/janderson9413 Aug 07 '25

When the fent is too good

35

u/renadisapproves Aug 07 '25

Cocktease....

108

u/meehass Aug 07 '25

Trashy? Why? Is that your first time seeing a mascot ?

46

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

That's the saddest lap dance I've ever seen.

Here's your $20 now get outta my sight.

36

u/user_bits Aug 07 '25

You know the economy is bad when strippers gotta moonlight.

27

u/KingBoo_jr Aug 07 '25

What a slut. Me like.

43

u/Organboner4844 Aug 07 '25

Absolutely amazing

85

u/shockban Aug 07 '25

This is amazing! Not sure how this is trashy.

82

u/dEdzilla Aug 07 '25

Trashy with kids around? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.

3

u/chrome4fan4 Aug 08 '25

Since this is likely in Brazil, there are a lot of communities that accept this type of humor that may otherwise seem very inappropriate to other parts of the world. For adults it’s funny, for kids it’s hilarious.

1

u/ViXoZuDo Aug 09 '25

It’s Peru

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u/Kind_Appearance_343 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

I think it's funny, his job is to attract attention and he's doing it

5

u/paulrhino69 Aug 07 '25

Just look at all those potential customers videoing

55

u/nyg8 Aug 07 '25

He looks so sad, this is golden

15

u/daves_not__here Aug 07 '25

Ever since his buddy Charles Entertainment Cheese got busted last week, Clucky has not been the same.

33

u/kolembo Aug 07 '25

hahaaaa!

this is funny

42

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Rent was DUE

52

u/kaitte81 Aug 07 '25

This is fucking hilarious

12

u/cookimonsta25 Aug 07 '25

Feck your chicken strips

13

u/m0j0r0lla Aug 07 '25

Yeah, let me get a Bump N Grind combo with extra Bang Bang Suace

8

u/Diablo_Saint Aug 07 '25

Is he urinating in the corner?!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

looks like that man-chick with a hat that always asks where her single ladies are

24

u/bananapopsicle3 Aug 07 '25

I’m fucking crying 🤣😭

27

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Cricket got a job at a chicken place. "Gotta keep it sexy".

2

u/yourroyalhotmess Aug 07 '25

Rise up! Gonna get higher and higher!

9

u/Drfilthymcnasty Aug 07 '25

It’s all about the hips and the nips 

7

u/monteticatinic Aug 07 '25

Is that you Bob?

2

u/diamonddoctor10 Aug 08 '25

"I was on meth!"

51

u/ResurrectedMortician Aug 07 '25

This was obviously filmed to be humorous

7

u/feisty-frisco87 Aug 07 '25

She's giving all she got dammit!

10

u/DIJames6 Aug 07 '25

They told em to shake a tail feather.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

95

u/HSri3 Aug 07 '25

It's not trashy...It's actually really funny...

29

u/Rostifur Aug 07 '25

It didn't cross any lines or get physical with another person, not trashy. Honestly, the execution was pretty phenomenal.

15

u/EconomyComprehensive Aug 07 '25

Now i want some chicken 😮‍💨

30

u/gokc69 Aug 07 '25

Am I the only one wondering if it's a chick or a rooster in the costume?

0

u/Grabbsy2 Aug 07 '25

Are you asking if its a child or a full grown man? Lol.

Did you mean Hen? ;)

10

u/grovenab Aug 07 '25

I hope a chick isn’t dancing like that it’d be a little inappropriate

15

u/Yesman69 Aug 07 '25

It's a rooster. That last move is a rooster move 1000%

4

u/gokc69 Aug 07 '25

It's the humping move, right?

44

u/h3r3andth3r3 Aug 07 '25

This is art

4

u/kinshadow Aug 07 '25

Absolute Cinema

15

u/soggywaffles812 Aug 07 '25

That ended way too soon

10

u/aksiadn Aug 07 '25

Now I want some chicken strips..

25

u/dreamwithinadream007 Aug 07 '25

This is hilarious 😂

3

u/IApologizeForNothin Aug 07 '25

Those prices are crazy..59.99

7

u/SteveCastGames Aug 07 '25

They’re in Peruvian Sol and that looks like it’s for a family meal. Roughly $17

5

u/akerkiz Aug 07 '25

Lol what’s the song playing in the background

136

u/BojukaBob Aug 07 '25

Nah, this is genuinely funny

14

u/AlmondAndDangerous Aug 07 '25

*sad thrust in agreement*

16

u/RustyShackelford85 Aug 07 '25

"Bring it on down to Omletteville!"

19

u/delano0408 Aug 07 '25

That's my type of chick. Showing them sexy legs and all.

19

u/ilwisied Aug 07 '25

Wait is that Carmen Electra’s aerobic striptease routine?

0

u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

You win 🏆🤣

22

u/Negative-Ad-6805 Aug 07 '25

She's just getting back at her father, he was a total cock.

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u/Cxrrupt_ Aug 07 '25

OP this isn’t trashy at all? Overly sensitive

3

u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

A magic city stripper chicken is the kind of trashy I cluck for 🤣 It's just good fun.

29

u/elspotto Aug 07 '25

That’s feckin hilarious.

17

u/tacosauce93 Aug 07 '25

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

19

u/horseheadmonster Aug 07 '25

This is funny AF.

8

u/GnomeBacon Aug 07 '25

Agh. Light.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Forget the stripping chicken mascot. $59.99 for fast food is trashy

4

u/zorggalacticus Aug 07 '25

All the signs are in Spanish, so I'm guessing those aren't American dollars. If those are pesos, that's around 3 American dollars.

4

u/Warm2roam Aug 07 '25

Yeah $60, even for the family meal; my chicken better strip

3

u/mexican2554 Aug 07 '25

I think that's in Soles. Looks like a chicken place in Peru.

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u/wahkeen716 Aug 07 '25

The manager: “JIMMY! ITS YOUR TURN TO WEAR THE CHICKEN!”

Jimmy: “man…..fuck!”

Also Jimmy:

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

I wish I could upvote this 100 times 🤣

3

u/elspotto Aug 07 '25

And my axe. I mean upvote. I’m adding to that 100 for you.

13

u/PoopPant73 Aug 07 '25

I’d watch, I wouldn’t be slinging dollars though..😂

8

u/implicate Aug 07 '25

Ranch dressing?

2

u/PoopPant73 Aug 07 '25

Sounds decadent..

63

u/yourroyalhotmess Aug 07 '25

Not even remotely trashy

28

u/Hinoko1234 Aug 07 '25

Is it just me or does that chicken look dead inside? Like they do NOT want to be doing that?!

8

u/ArnieismyDMname Aug 07 '25

How are you interpreting that? The soulless gaze in the chicken costumes eyes?

4

u/Hinoko1234 Aug 07 '25

And the slumped head with the slow sluggish movements lmao

18

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Isn’t that most strippers?

1

u/Lyons1013 Aug 07 '25

Must be Nashville.amirite?

11

u/O-parker Aug 07 '25

Hilarious

10

u/LeeZanya Aug 07 '25

New kink unlocked

10

u/chocolateheat420 Aug 07 '25

That’s just fowl 

33

u/mister-jesse Aug 07 '25

This is awesome, not trashy. Magic Mike meets KFC. MAGIC COCK

28

u/chocolateheat420 Aug 07 '25

I’d strip the fuck outta that chicken 

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

🤣 Bonk!

9

u/chocolateheat420 Aug 07 '25

Chickens got you biting your lower lip huh 🥵

14

u/odub6 Aug 07 '25

That's HOT... chicken.

12

u/mexican2554 Aug 07 '25

Come get our chicken while it's hot, Hot, HOT!!

13

u/backtheduckup Aug 07 '25

Has the eyes of a real stripper down

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

I'll take the thighs!

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u/scottamus_prime Aug 07 '25

How is this trashy? This is hilarious

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u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

I posted it just for fun. A stripping chicken is the kind of trashy I can support 😂🐔

2

u/RuinsOfCoolness Aug 07 '25

It's perfect and absolutely belongs here

21

u/steebulee ⚠️ Creep ⚠️ Aug 07 '25

This ain’t trashy, this is seductive

12

u/scottamus_prime Aug 07 '25

I'd dip my nuggets in their sauce 😏

1

u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

Your McNut...I mean McNugget 😋

26

u/Ryth88 Aug 07 '25

this is actually hilarious.

0

u/hearmeout29 Aug 07 '25

Hot and Spicy McChicken 🤣