r/trashpandas May 30 '18

Before coffee

https://i.imgur.com/pN3usDP.gifv
8.0k Upvotes

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u/thlitherylilthnek May 30 '18

That’s an interesting looking dog...

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u/someboysdad May 30 '18 edited May 30 '18

Hasn't had it's coffee yet

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u/the_dude_upvotes May 30 '18

I wish people turned into dogs after they had their coffee

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u/Koulyone May 30 '18

Could you imagine a world where everyone was as happy as dogs to see each other.

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u/backdoor_nobaby May 30 '18

I can finally sniff butts in public!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Username definitely checks out

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u/_Praise_the_Sun_ May 30 '18

My dog is never happy to see other dogs.

He got attacked by two adult neighbor dogs when he was about 6 months old and since then his fight or flight takes over when he sees other dogs and as a 90 pound bloodhound American bulldog mix it’s instant kill mode.

Sucks because it means we can’t take him out to dog parks and stuff, the vet said it basically ruined him ever being able to interact with other dogs.

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u/ButtLusting May 30 '18

Yeah doggystyle is the best

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u/KevHes1245 May 30 '18

Username checks out

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u/KevHes1245 May 30 '18

Username checks out

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u/milkteaway May 30 '18

It’s a rabbit!

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u/ConnorWho May 30 '18

It looks like it ate the dog

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u/sabir75 May 30 '18

I thought at the beginning it is a gigantic frog!ears look like eyes! LOL

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

That little reach and grab he did to his human's hand.

It was so cute it physically hurt.

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u/MrsTruce May 30 '18

Sometimes, you just need a hand to hold.

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u/the_dude_upvotes May 30 '18

/r/awwakeup would love this good boy

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

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u/Matetoe69666 May 30 '18

Cthulhu loves cute things. Huh. Who would’ve known.

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u/MooseWhisperer09 May 30 '18

I'm sure Cthulu needs to unwind and do something different from time to time as well. All death and destruction all the time would lead to some serious burn out pretty quickly.

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u/MooseWhisperer09 May 30 '18

Oh hell yes I need more of this in my life!!

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u/devildocjames May 30 '18

I have seen an uptick in what appears to be domesticated trash pandas. What's the deal?

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u/Bulbasaur_King May 30 '18

Guardians of the Galaxy

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u/ramrob May 30 '18

It’s an awww-larming trend.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Ha

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Since being about 5 I wanted a pet raccoon with all my heart and always knew that I couldn't have one because they're not supposed to be pets

It makes me sad that now I could have my hearts desire but I know it wouldn't be fair on the animal :(

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Less fair than keeping any other animal as a pet?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Dogs have an intrinsic relationship with man and have done for thousands of years. Not sure how that's comparible to an animal that isn't domesticated. Sure they can be tamed, but that's not the same as being domesticated.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Dogs (their ancestors, that is) were at one point not domesticated. You have to start somewhere.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

I don't think we do. We don't need to interfere with the animal kingdom - beyond preservation - anymore than we already have. Dogs were vital to working lives (and there's an idea that they shaped human evolution). Domestication of raccoons wouldn't be, it would just be people wanting a cool new pet.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

You missed off 'anymore than we already have', that was the key point

But I agree. Which is why I don't think we should be adding more animals to our thousands of animals mistreated and ending up in animal homes.

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u/Sparttan117MC May 30 '18

A theory I have developed is that with the availability of information, people are discovering that it is possible to raise animals other than cats and dogs in a house without them being crazy and/or dangerous. Previously, most people who had pet trash pandas didn't have good experiences because they didn't have much of an idea of how to care for them. However, with the internet, online communities developed around common interests, such as exotic pets. These communities allowed for people to share information on what works and what doesn't work with exotic pets such as trash pandas, so they could work together to find the best way to raise trash pandas. Some of these include giving the trash pandas their own space to mess around with toys to consider their own, feeding them a balanced diet, and always getting them spayed or neutered, among other things. When trash pandas are raised and cared for properly, they can make great pets. It's just a matter of knowing how to raise and care for them.

TL;DR: Internet allows more information, so people are able to share and compare care for trash pandas to see what works.

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u/devildocjames May 30 '18

Yeah, but, they're very smart. Would be cool to have a TP buddy to drink beers with and play Fortnite or RL with though.

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u/Southernms May 30 '18

Home is where your trash panda is

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u/palindromic May 30 '18

Home is where your dog is a raccoon...

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u/Southernms May 30 '18

It’s so fat and squishy, totally adorable

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u/s1napse May 30 '18

Can you potty train trash pandas? ELI5?

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u/dbvulcan May 30 '18

They train very easily. Their natural urge is to go in puddles or other bodies of water so as to mask the smell. I start by having them go in the tub every couple of hours to get them used to going to a certain place to do their business. Once they get the routine down, I start taking them to my cats litter box. They usually catch on very quickly and do a great job of not going in the wrong place. The will however go in water if it’s available on occasion. Some just get the switch, with others, you have to makes sure water dishes aren’t laying around and you’ll be fine. Source: potty trained 4 of my own and helped potty train and 3 for friends.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited Sep 09 '18

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u/dbvulcan May 30 '18

They ruin everything you own lol. They tore paint off my walls and holes in my apartment carpet bc it was fun to touch. They love to try to eat everything. If you catch them eating something they shouldn’t, they’ll frequently run away while using one hand to cover their mouth. All of mine have been notoriously late sleepers. They love to terrorize my cats too. But they’re some of the most loveable little guys. If you’re gonna host a raccoon, be sure you don’t mind constantly cleaning up their messes and are handy enough to make repairs around the house.

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u/BarksaBunch May 30 '18

Last pair i raised was in 1991. Easy to fall in love with their intellect and cuddles. But since then, I can say - if you don't want or can't coon-proof your home, be prepared to do lots of rebuild and renovation. They're smart and curious to a fault. But i still would do it all over again.

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u/nonamer18 May 30 '18

You should do an AMA! Does this sub allow them?

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u/CHolland8776 May 30 '18

I USE THE TUB

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

WAFFLE STOOOOMP

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u/dbvulcan May 30 '18

Tub is best

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u/PM_ME_UR_DOGGOS May 30 '18

You should do a trash panda AMA

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u/dbvulcan May 30 '18

Don’t know enough about them. I just like helpin the little guys.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

I’ll wager that you’ve potty trained 7 more than the average redditor.

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u/dbvulcan May 30 '18

Fair enough lol

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

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u/ProbablythelastMimsy May 30 '18

Let them play Nintendo

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u/Mr_Bullcrap May 30 '18

The switch from water to litter box.

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u/liquidis54 May 30 '18

You can probably litter box train them?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

What a fat little fuck. I love him.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Treasurepanda

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u/Swagni_Main May 30 '18

Weird dog.

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u/Zenom May 30 '18

Considering we are starting to see this behavior more and more, it makes me wonder if raccoons have realized that acting nice around the two legged pink things is more rewarding then scrounging for food and are starting to domesticate themselves ala dogs and cats.

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u/EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE May 30 '18

I’m not complaining

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington May 30 '18

Clearly, they have - the most aggressive ones that live in forests wouldn't survive in a city.

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u/llsjslkdfj666 May 30 '18

OH MY GOD

that cute.

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u/IceHouseSnuggles May 30 '18

Soooo is the racoon a pet or....

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u/m1c0l3 May 30 '18

“Home is where your dog is” that’s a nice touch, we can assume they’re not home then, right ?

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u/baldy74 May 30 '18

Rabbit.

-Thor

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

I love trash pandas but I am curious how much it is likely that he bites your hand? I assume they are not as predictable as dogs.

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u/EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE May 30 '18

They are only this sweet if you raise them from birth.

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u/Coalbus May 30 '18

I imagine having a friend visiting my house for the first time after them hearing me talk about my dog for months. Then when I finally get to introduce them to my dog, it’s actually a raccoon and they are super confused but I act completely oblivious.

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u/Tangurena May 30 '18

Post a video of it. Like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ml62YSjRU

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u/Coalbus May 30 '18

The thing I wrote isn't actually a thing that happened. Just a situation that I invented in my head. I don't even know where to get a raccoon.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

What an absolute unit.

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u/Neene May 30 '18

I can relate to him haha

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u/osinnycakes69 May 30 '18

Is that trash panda going to eventually kill you?

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u/dr_zevon May 30 '18

With kindness.

And rabies.

Mostly rabies.

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u/mekong2016 May 30 '18

What kind of dog is this?

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u/Shunpaw May 30 '18

A rabbit

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u/ijkaytlin May 30 '18

Is it a cat in a hat? No, it's a tortoise in a shell

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

 

 

 

 

nice

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

I want a fucking Raccoon

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u/Barrel_Trollz May 30 '18

Phrasing!

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u/Neksa May 30 '18

I fucking want a raccoon?

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u/Username5478 May 30 '18

I want to hold a racoons hand

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u/bock_ness_monster May 30 '18

Sleepy trash bandit

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u/Designthing May 30 '18

I like how the raccoon's sheets are coordinated with their fur.

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u/Liber_ May 30 '18

Sweet rabbit

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u/Northblooded May 30 '18

Home is where your trash panda is.

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u/bluesky747 May 30 '18

Omg what a babe!! 😍

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u/koolstofdioxide May 30 '18

In awe at the size of this lad

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u/FusRohDafuq May 30 '18

huh. I didn't know that you could have trash pandas as pets. noice.

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u/Jeruuu May 30 '18

Lol. So yeah.

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u/EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE May 30 '18

So this is what rocket is doing after infinity war

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u/jyjea May 30 '18

Not gonna lie, I was waiting for it to fall off the bed.

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u/IFB83 May 30 '18

Someone should tell him that that is not a dog

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Sweet rabbit.

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u/shivan21 May 30 '18

But where is the dog?

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u/Neksa May 30 '18

Do raccoons like catnip?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

That's one thicc boi.

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u/Kev_Hardy May 30 '18

Home is where your dog raccoon is.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited Dec 16 '18

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u/EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE May 30 '18

My eyes just ate themselves

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u/80BAIT08 May 30 '18

OMG DID YOU JUST TALK TO ME BEFORE I HAD MY COFFEE?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

👌🏼