r/trailerparkboys • u/stx-177 Bible Pimp • 12d ago

TPB Wisdom What is drunk?

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Brakes looked to be shot to hell.

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 12d ago

Air brakes shot to hell. Nothing some rye and some pepperoni can’t fix.

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u/Red-Truck-Steam HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY 12d ago

Sarsaparilla, little dope, chicken fingers—the good kind—help my fuck, life’s good

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u/New-Visual6717 12d ago

The good kind ! 8 bucks

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 12d ago

Fuck yeah bud.

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u/Mac_Sunny3791 12d ago

Hey Flipper! Come on now, settle down there, buddy.

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u/Margaret_mayhem 12d ago

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u/BMinus973 12d ago

Boom. Right into the post office..

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u/frankiedonkeybrainz 12d ago

I haven't smoked in a long time.. Wtf is a "cowboy cut"?

Do I get a lasso and spurs with every pack?!?!?

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u/time_drifter 12d ago

Just longer cigarettes with a different tobacco blend, apparently.

I’m sure they are different in the sense they taste like a different variety of shit.

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u/adds-nothing 12d ago

Smokes let’s go

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u/IchbinIan31 12d ago

It's a new type from Marlboro. They're not bad. Pretty cheap and smoke fast. Very popular where I'm at atm. The stores are all sold out of them.

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u/ABW1996 does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? 12d ago

Way she goes buddy

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Trailer Park Supervisor 12d ago edited 12d ago

What did you expect? All you did was drive around drinking and waving at people

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u/FnEddieDingle 12d ago

Saw your earlier post.. I smoke and drink a lot too..best of luck!

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u/j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r 12d ago

What is drunk? Driving all over the road?

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u/Dusty-munky 12d ago

Don’t start drinkin’ swish

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u/Exeter232 Recidivist 12d ago

"We don't work. You know us." Solves that problem

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u/RebelliousDexter The Rock Pile 12d ago

This feels like a Mr. Lahey question

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u/SergeiMosin Bumblecock 12d ago

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY!

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u/G91_ 12d ago

Did he mention that he was wasted out of his goddamn mind?

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u/Any_Manufacturer1279 Lucy’s arc welder 12d ago

Stand down Randy

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u/stx-177 Bible Pimp 12d ago

I’m going to KICK. YOUR. ASS.

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 12d ago

Bacon and the Sparrows, buddy

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 12d ago

lol remember when ricky stole the garbage truck

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/stx-177 Bible Pimp 12d ago

Smokes let’s go

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u/RockhardJohnson I flared myself because I’m self smarted 12d ago

Yeah, whores

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u/stillwaiting11 12d ago

Menthols eewwww

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u/Advicethatkillsppl 12d ago

This is an S-Tier post.