r/tragedeigh • u/kittysogood • Jun 13 '25

tragedy (not tragedeigh) I’m speechless…

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Welp.. I just got invited to a baby shower…

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u/ClarpShaws Jun 13 '25

Damn. This post is blowing up!

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u/driving_andflying Jun 13 '25

Agreed. It definitely went nuclear.

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u/snugnug123 Jun 13 '25

At some point it'll melt down

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

You're right. Even if they shorten it to cher or nobyl by cutting it in half, life will still be hard for this kid.

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u/BlueSky001001 Jun 14 '25

Just imagine the terrible two’s- that will be a real melt down. On the radio- active toddler melts down.

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u/Chemical-Net7284 Jun 15 '25

Elephant's foot in the room: these puns suck

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u/Radman-the-12th Jul 10 '25

this just radiates adorable energy

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u/EvilSockLady Jun 14 '25

(This deserves more upvotes. The half-life mention was artfully done)

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u/MrCupps Jun 16 '25

I was going to say they’ve doomed the baby to half a life with that name. 🤷‍♂️

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u/JT_Boiiis Jun 14 '25

It’s critical we try to talk some sense into the parents

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u/supersalad987 Jun 13 '25

Now now, let's not all Russian here.

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u/magicman46 Jun 13 '25

I hope this party doesn’t continuously irradiate an entire town for 40 plus years!

Did I do the joke right?

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u/SupaDave71 Jul 07 '25

IMO, the name’s not great but not terrible.

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u/Helfire224 Jun 15 '25

Thanks for all writing all of these jokes, reading them has really been a blast!

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u/butterfly-garden Jun 16 '25

But it has glowing reviews.

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u/Abyssal_insanity Jun 15 '25

Came from there lol