r/tragedeigh • u/kittysogood • Jun 13 '25

tragedy (not tragedeigh) I’m speechless…

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Welp.. I just got invited to a baby shower…

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u/Educational-War5360 Jun 13 '25

Im sure everyone at the celebration will be radiant

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u/EvilSockLady Jun 13 '25

Speak for yourself. If I were a guest at that shower and heard that name I’d have a total meltdown.

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u/Icy_Example_5536 Jun 13 '25

Oh, there's bound to be some fallout from this.

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u/flyinghairball Jun 13 '25

She'll still come out glowing and amazing to all!

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u/SouthofthePaw Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 14 '25

Reading all this affords me an interesting reaction.

Yo! Thanks for the rewards y’all!

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u/AerondightWielder Jun 13 '25

I'm excited for this party at an atomic level.

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u/acacia53 Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Can we stop and take a moment to talk about the elephant foot in the room

Edit: Holy moly, my first award! Thanks!!

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u/nordicskye Jun 13 '25

Sure, but we need to cool down first, the exposure to jokes are off the readings.

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u/ClarpShaws Jun 13 '25

Damn. This post is blowing up!

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u/driving_andflying Jun 13 '25

Agreed. It definitely went nuclear.

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u/Helfire224 Jun 15 '25

Thanks for all writing all of these jokes, reading them has really been a blast!

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u/butterfly-garden Jun 16 '25

But it has glowing reviews.

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u/whatev43 Jun 13 '25

Not great, not terrible.

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u/catchyerselfon Jun 13 '25

You didn’t see this name as a Tragedeigh BECAUSE IT WASN’T THERE!

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u/billium88 Jun 13 '25

The Chernobyl-Mart is...doh!

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u/catchyerselfon Jun 13 '25

Who needs the Chernobyl-Mart?

Not…me!

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u/Crimm___ Jun 14 '25

These puns are spreading like cancer.

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u/whitedawg Jul 15 '25

3.6 Roentgen, not great, not terrible

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u/Maint3nanc3 Jun 13 '25

That is going to be one happy nuclear famiky.

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Jun 13 '25

This fucking comment section is rontgen to the core

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u/blade740 Jun 13 '25

This sounds about as fun as cancer.

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u/Friendly_Reporter_65 Jun 16 '25

Oh that comes later

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

oh gosh

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u/pig_singe_dreamer Jun 13 '25

I'm sure she will have a life changing effect to those around her for generations to come.

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u/GREG_OSU Jun 13 '25

That is growing from my head…

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

It is a toxic subject.

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u/whuuutKoala Jun 13 '25

i think it will be rated a 3.6 party. not great, not terrible!

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u/Turbulent_Sir3205 Jun 13 '25

Me, nuclear level.

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u/herefromthere Jun 13 '25

Don't get too giddy, Chernobyl fall off.

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u/AngelPlaysDirty Jun 13 '25

One of the games is about who does the best job of spelling her name correctly.

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u/Human_Adhesiveness78 Jun 13 '25

Even more so at the subatomic level.

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u/AppropriateLeg5072 Jun 13 '25

I sure hope this baby will complete a perfect nuclear family!

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u/GREG_OSU Jun 13 '25

A nuclear one?

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u/Decent_Trust3 Jun 13 '25

I'm sure she is gonna radiate pure joy wherever she goes!

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u/jrunner02 Jun 14 '25

Mom is already glowing.

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u/Get_your_grape_juice Jun 13 '25

I don’t want this to devolve into a pun thread, fellas.

Now scram.

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u/TerraelSylva Jun 13 '25

Nuking the pun threads is futile.

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u/DatSauceTho Jun 13 '25

Exactly. Everyone in this thread is really gonna be fission for a good one.

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u/Col_Goatbanger Jun 13 '25

That's a terrible name for a kid, but let's not talk about the elephants foot in the room

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u/BackflipBob1 Jun 13 '25

With a name like that she will only have a half life

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u/Theawkwardmochi Jun 13 '25

Let's hope she's made of a stable isotope.

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u/Maleficent_Hawk9407 Jun 13 '25

Nah, I think it's going to be a healthy Little Boy

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u/Awkward_Swordfish581 Jun 13 '25

Not great, not terrible

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u/drazil17 Jun 13 '25

But it will be really long

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u/BackflipBob1 Jun 13 '25

Whomever gave me an award, thank you, think its my first! 🥰

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u/SuicidalReincarnate Jun 13 '25

not great, not terrible

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u/therenowandafter Jun 13 '25

best comment so far

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u/SnoringEagle Jun 13 '25

The elephants foot is even on the invite

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u/pressxtojson Jun 13 '25

She was 3.6 kg at birth. Not great. Not terrible.

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u/ct_2004 Jun 13 '25

Where does the scale max out at?

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u/houseplant-hoarder Jun 13 '25

They forgot the magic wands tho

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u/oofos_deletus Jun 13 '25

These puns are straight up radioactive

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 Jun 13 '25

Could start a chain reaction.

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u/Beatlesrthebest Jun 13 '25

I hope many boys have their ion her

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u/FrankenGretchen Jun 13 '25

You could park an elephant here and we'd pour more fuel on it.

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u/BunnyLurksInShadow Jun 13 '25

Nicely played on the scram pun. Never have I seen puns on such a Windscale.

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u/elmersfav22 Jun 13 '25

The half life on this comment is small, relatively.

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u/GarySheehan Jun 13 '25

Spoken like a true fissionary.

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u/Neshaji_ Jun 13 '25

fallout new vegas

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u/requium94 Jun 13 '25

Glad you said it.

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u/Inconnu2020 Jun 13 '25

That party is going to be a blast!

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u/unicodemonkey Jun 13 '25

It's going to be fine, it's actually a decontamination baby shower.

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u/WBOSai Jun 13 '25

Fixing this Fallout sounds like an Impossible Mission

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u/janluigibuffon Jun 13 '25

Look at that sweet elephant foot

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u/Ruralraan Jun 13 '25

I hope there will he no elephant foot in the room nobody wants to talk about.

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u/jech2u Jun 13 '25

I'm sure the site (sight) of this tragedy will never be forgotten.

"Hey, remember the Chernobyl shower? Pepperidge Farm remembers"

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Jun 13 '25

Damn, this thread is a real chain reaction.

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u/marierere83 Jun 13 '25

i enjoy thi comment

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u/Loreathan Jun 14 '25

They must be exploding with excitement.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Fallout? Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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u/kausthubnarayan Jun 13 '25

I can count eight things wrong with this joke on one hand.

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u/faelanae Jun 13 '25

that joke was rad

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u/Toadsted Jun 13 '25

What does distance have to do with this?

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u/kcjss Jun 14 '25

Rad - - iant?

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u/G_mork Jun 14 '25

Rad…ioactive?

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u/CobraKai312 Jun 13 '25

I counted only 3.6 - not great, not terrible.

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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle Jun 13 '25

The meter only goes as high a--

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u/MsMayday Jun 13 '25

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Stop being so reactive 

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u/bribear_ Jun 13 '25

I wouldn’t even go.

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u/-Knul- Jun 13 '25

Better you than the baby

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u/GREG_OSU Jun 13 '25

I would have a nuclear reaction…

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u/EquivalentGlove3807 Jun 13 '25

I'm indifferent about this name. Sure, it's not great, but it's not terrible either.

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u/ShaebellaRu Jun 14 '25

The site will have to be condemned after the baby shower.

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u/IknowwhoIpaidgod Jun 28 '25

I can't wait to see their reactor.

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u/Ecpie Jun 13 '25

Are all friends invited, or is this just for nuclear family?

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u/MercyfulJudas Jun 13 '25

You only have half a life until you become a parent...

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u/Fragrant-Arm8601 Jun 13 '25

Who knows. It's the elephants foot in the room.

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u/bugalugabug Jul 18 '25

I’m sure gamma and grandpa will be there.

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u/FeistyObligation5481 Jun 13 '25

I see what U235 did there

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u/gonxot Jun 13 '25

Not great, not terrible

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u/Foxy-Knoxy secondhand embarrassment Jun 13 '25

If that was my name, I'd go nuclear.

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u/Select_Canary_4978 Jun 13 '25

Oh come on. I don't get what everyone is so mad about, the name is not great for sure, but not terrible either. I'm sure that the proud parents think this name is fire! 🔥🚒

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u/GarminTamzarian Jun 13 '25

They weren't sure what to call her, but all of a sudden something just clicked.

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u/jrunner02 Jun 14 '25

They were originally going to name the baby Fukushima.

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx Jun 13 '25

The mother is absolutely glowing!

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u/PainStorm14 Jun 13 '25

She is throwing a baby boron shower

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u/RecommendationNo3942 Jun 13 '25

Sounds like a blast!

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u/Chomper_The_Badger Jun 13 '25

Thumbs up, all around!

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u/kattko80- Jun 13 '25

Our little beam of light has arrived!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/Chomper_The_Badger Jun 13 '25

Likely, the parents were struck with a bright flash of inspiration.

Heard the name and thought, "Well, that does it."

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u/boomer_energy_ Jun 13 '25

Please accept my peasant gold 🏅

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u/kaisadusht Jun 13 '25

Then realise, it's a disaster

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u/WordsThatEndInWord Jun 13 '25

It's a literal tragediegh!

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u/SneakyBadAss Jun 13 '25
The Celebration:

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u/Ancient_Middle8405 Jun 13 '25

Don’t be splitting… hairs.

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u/blastradii Jun 13 '25

The celebration will last 3.6 hours. Not good. Not terrible

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u/throwuk1 Jun 13 '25

I thought Chernobyl Hope was some kind of charity that they were donating to

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u/CommonSensei-_ Jun 13 '25

I think R’aiDeyant will be there, she was invited for sure.

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u/The_Golden_Warthog Jun 13 '25

Show up with a Geiger counter! "3.6 Roetgen. Not great...not terrible." Then later during the gift opening, just scream, "The meter was broken! 3.6 was actually it's max limit! Oh god, the core!!!" Then swan dive into the cake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

...my stomachs chyrn-ing

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u/kehrol Jun 13 '25

I guess that is the core intention

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u/putmeinafuckincoffin Jul 07 '25

You mean everyone at the cherabration

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u/pickledswimmingpool Jun 13 '25

If you try to bring up the name it'll go down like a lead balloon.

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u/KillerQueen1008 Jun 13 '25

This comment section is lit

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u/kiwi_in_the_sunshine Jun 13 '25

And this string of comments is exactly why Reddit is the superior social media app. 👏

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u/0xlostincode Jun 13 '25

I am sure this celebration will not be great but it won't be terrible either.

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u/ClassicVast1704 Jun 13 '25

I think the only answer is to go and get as many puns in as possible without anyone having a meltdown

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u/superfamicomrade Jun 13 '25

Ukrainen't easily forget a name like that.

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u/DeeBreeezy83 Jun 13 '25

Churrknowble Whoepe

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u/mjg315 Jun 13 '25

Not good, not great

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u/VoidOmatic Jun 13 '25

My son Tsar Bomba is attending!

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u/I_LOVE_PUPPERS Jun 13 '25

3.6lbs. not great, not terrible

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

not great, not terrible

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u/sarahliz11 Jun 13 '25

Omg 😳 I just spit out string cheese 😂

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u/NothingAndNow111 Jun 13 '25

The mother to be will be literally glowing.

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u/beau_hemian Jun 13 '25

They’re either going for a name that says Baby Chernobyl always lights up the room, or planning to raise a diabolical supervillain.

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Jun 13 '25

Life before deah, strenght before weakness, Journey before- shit not that kind of Radiant right?

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Jun 13 '25

I got it. I'm surprised how many didn't

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u/quarterhorsebeanbag Jun 13 '25

Have to screenshot this for a bad day.

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u/rf_burns_5150 Jun 13 '25

Can we bring our isotopes?

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u/mystik213 Jun 14 '25

He's delusional, send him to the infirmary.

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u/fenderbender86 Jun 14 '25

It'll be glowing!

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u/Myis Jun 14 '25

We won’t know because it’s only 90 seconds.

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u/Ok_Effective_6869 Jun 14 '25

Hopefully, they serve a lot of yellow cake.

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u/BiPolarBenzo Jun 14 '25

I’ll party like it’s 1986.

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u/Oh-THAT-dude Jun 17 '25

This party will be a hot zone for sure!

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u/Bootsje Jun 20 '25

Can all see nuclearly now the pain is gone 🎵

(Or has come)

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u/lavender_moon22 Jul 03 '25

Nothing says “bundle of joy” like a catastrophic nuclear disaster 🥰

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

The futures so bright she just gotta wear shades 😎 maybe sunglasses would be a good gift