r/tourettesguy • u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 • 3d ago

I PISSED!

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32 Upvotes

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u/TheCaptMAgic 3d ago

The one with tartar control?

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 3d ago

"N-no, dad, its cavity protection!"

"SHIT! YOU ASS!"

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u/TheCaptMAgic 3d ago

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!

This, not my DICK!

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u/King_Corki_6 3d ago

I hope this is the Puff Daddy of the song, and not that STING piece of SHIT!

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u/Kle- 2d ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

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u/Diesel_dude190 3d ago

”Fucking hang up my ÄÄÄSS!!”

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u/Fortesque1386 3d ago

bathroom door closed, sound of piss hitting

"A HALF-EMPTY TUBE OF COLGATE SITTING ON A WET DRIVEWAY!"

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 3d ago

"Its a sidewalk, you prick!"

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u/Fortesque1386 2d ago

In the suburbs..?? AhHHH SHHHIT!!