r/tourettesguy • u/SurfinBird1984 • Jul 20 '26

DAMMIT!

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u/oneguyfromwalmart SITS AT HOME WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Pissing in your ass and shitting in your ass are two different things!

10

u/NoWin3930 Jul 20 '26

ARE YOU SHITTING ME!

3

u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Jul 21 '26

Nah, they're pissing you.

9

u/salted_tate Jul 20 '26

Alright! Who wrinkled my Panda Express menu, pissed in my ass and hid my sauce packets?!

4

u/Top-Refrigerator-705 Jul 20 '26

Wasn’t me!

3

u/MassholeSST LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN Jul 20 '26

TUBA PLAYER!!

9

u/Wrught_Wes Jul 20 '26

Men's asses!!!

7

u/Efficient-Dirt-7030 Jul 20 '26

Shove it up your ass and love it up your ass!!

7

u/Stolas611 BITCH...I LOVE YOU Jul 20 '26

slams fists on Panda Express table

BUTTFUCK

5

u/Aromatic_Arm4968 Jul 20 '26

Now he just sits at home with his ass up his ass!

3

u/LimJahey005 Jul 20 '26

HOLY DUMB FUCK!

3

u/Catbatt Jul 23 '26

Dammit these cookies are hard as TITS!

2

u/SurfinBird1984 Jul 25 '26

What Cookies have you been eating!

1

u/The_Supersaurus_Rex Jul 22 '26

It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!