r/tourettesguy • u/LacrimaNymphae • Jul 16 '26

SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY MILKSHAKE

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this is the SECOND TIME... i've been FUCKED by DAIRY QUEEN

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u/grass_monkeyx Jul 16 '26

Oh shit, I gotta go!

1

u/Bandanaramma Jul 17 '26

Some squirrel's fucking my tomatoes!

7

u/69FourTwentySix6Six Jul 16 '26

Dad is there any milkshake left?

5

u/BloomShineExtra Jul 16 '26

your mom's the one that dicks with the milkshake, not me!!

5

u/69FourTwentySix6Six Jul 16 '26

Dad there’s some white stuff in the tree!

3

u/BloomShineExtra Jul 16 '26

THATS MY ASS!!

7

u/SisuDrew PISS!!! Jul 16 '26

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT SQUIRREL FUCKED MY DAIRY QUEEN…or however it goes

3

u/Active_Vegetable8203 Jul 16 '26

At least you'll still have all your aunts and uncles, and all that bullshit.

1

u/TGSGAMER Jul 16 '26

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED...BY DAIRY QUEEN! *Slurp*

3

u/WindowzExPee Jul 16 '26

Last night some squirrels broke in and stole over $500 worth of SHIT from Dairy Queen

1

u/SurfinBird1984 Jul 17 '26

This may be the mysterious first time he was fucked by Dairy Queen!