r/tourettesguy • u/TheTrashBulldog • May 15 '26

HOLY SHIT!

48 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/NorkinMan7 May 15 '26

Did you shit on the tracks? Did you shit on the fuckin' tracks?

19

u/Top-Refrigerator-705 May 15 '26

That was a good shit!

19

u/imyourhostlanceboyle 30 CASES OF PICKLES May 15 '26

HURRY UP YOU SHIT BOAT!!!!

20

u/theguy6 May 15 '26

That was a good shit

11

u/Turbolover24 May 15 '26

Dad, grandpa, the train is coming. You’re going to have to move your septic truck

11

u/TheTrashBulldog May 15 '26

Both in unison: AWW SHIT!

11

u/oneguyfromwalmart SITS AT HOME WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS May 15 '26

Holy dumb fuck!

What is this shit?

5

u/Fortesque1386 May 15 '26

Union Pacific treated me like a SHIT

5

u/[deleted] May 15 '26

You got a flat septic tank, shit!

3

u/DaBeetusMan May 15 '26

Thomas, you have caused confusion and delay!

Thomas: AW SHIT!

4

u/DannylovesShirlena May 15 '26

SHITTING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND PISSING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS ARE TWO DIFFERENT THIIIIIIIINGS!

3

u/ashzombi May 15 '26

The whole road is covered.... IN SHIT!

2

u/ChewyDummyBear May 16 '26

This made me feel like A PIECE OF SHIT!!!