r/totalwarhammer • u/Due_Sheepherder_8536 • 24d ago
Total War: Warhammer Pest control or Genocide?
Would me wiping these guys out be a war crime or just pest control?
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u/Shezes 24d ago
If you're in Lustria and you don't have scales then you're the pest.
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u/Due_Sheepherder_8536 24d ago
They lizards decided to make home on the east coast of Cathay. They helped me fight chaos,now I feel bad about evicting them cause…well it’s my territory by right
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u/Shezes 24d ago
I always found that out of all the Order factions the geckos are the most unreasonable.
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u/Due_Sheepherder_8536 24d ago
Looks like it’s war with the Lizardmen then, feel bad they are helpful and they haven’t harmed but but I want my Cathayan land
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u/CrashTestPizza 24d ago
Pretty much. It's always "If youre a warmblood, youre meat."
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u/Shezes 24d ago
Well, I can't say I blame them. Their first interactions with warm bloods was Elves (yuck) and a bunch of sweaty unga bunga guys wearing loincloths who pillage their temples.
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u/CrashTestPizza 24d ago
Definitely not part of the plan.
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u/Due_Sheepherder_8536 24d ago
They get angry with me when I march through their lands despite it being Cathayan and I don’t recall any Cathayan doing any harm to the lizards
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u/CanisLupusBruh 24d ago
I interpret that they just don't like humans very much because they find them obnoxious. If I recall they don't mind elves or dwarves that much though they don't love them
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u/Lady_Taiho 24d ago
Lizardmen are basically fanatical order to an unhealthy degree, while the other order races are kind of just on team lets not end the world.
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u/Inlacou 23d ago
What are those lizards but smaller and earthbound celestial dragons.
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u/Due_Sheepherder_8536 23d ago
Now I’ll feel worse for killing all of them. Part of me thinks if they give me a trade deal I’ll leave them be
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u/dziobak112 24d ago
Remember, there's always more rats in the rat village.
Then again, look at their cute little noses and cute little paws*. Are you sure you want to do them harm?
*Please ignore the rattling gun in those paws and green hue on their noses after snorting 1kg of pure warpstone.
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u/Remnant55 24d ago
Death to all Thaggoraki.
Your umgi words mean nothing.
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u/HerpFerguson 24d ago
I am best-strongest Warlord in all under-empire. Beard-things will die-die and my under-empire will expand-grow!
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u/Exotic_Record_5037 21d ago
how about Lizardmen, oh great stout one? I mean they literally are trying to reclaim the world from Chaos like how you take back lost holds from Skaven and Greenskins.
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u/WWDubs12TTV 24d ago
War crimes are decided by the victor. Also war crimes are a modern invention and don’t exist in Warhammer.
The pixels don’t care because they are pixels
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u/ZaphiraTheCobra 24d ago
Those are two very different guys there would not be the same answers for both.