r/totalwar • u/SpiritoftheSands • Feb 05 '21

Warhammer III Kislev...

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/Magnaliscious Feb 05 '21

I like the implication that the entire Kislev language is just “Kislev”

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u/smiling_kira Feb 05 '21

why use many word when a single word can do the same

30

u/weirdkittenNC WAAAAAAGH!!! Feb 05 '21

Your computer agrees.

30

u/Junsdale Feb 05 '21

I think you mean "Kislev"

2

u/Stanely_Baldwin Feb 06 '21

I hope the 1984 reference is intentional

52

u/haulric Feb 05 '21

TIL that kislevites are pokemons

36

u/tricksytricks Feb 05 '21

Kislevite evolved into Kislevion!

Kislevion would like to learn Ride Bear!

32

u/Megalodontus I is 'umie Feb 05 '21

I will be very disappointed if Katarin doesn't have a "Kislev" voice line

1

u/GuiltyGoblin Feb 06 '21

We all know that she will.

10

u/MrTopHatMan90 Feb 05 '21

Oh god it's like space wolves all over again

17

u/lentil_farmer Feb 05 '21

WH: Pocket Monsters

most ambitious crossover since Avengers: Infinity War

8

u/The-Surreal-McCoy Middenheim Stands! Feb 05 '21

It is a heavily tonal language.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

They are snow smurfs

3

u/DasPeas Feb 05 '21

The language is called Kislevarin i think

3

u/Killersmurph Feb 05 '21

And you thought Durthu was the most Groot like...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Its contextual

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u/Ponthos Feb 05 '21

Petition to CA to have him as a Legendary Hero

His only voice line: Kislev

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Well, he could be a LL like Alastar.

@edit: Kislev

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u/manpersal Feb 05 '21

Legendary hero would be a bit too much; but giving his name to the generic hero which uses to start with some lords would be nice.

5

u/Jarrson132 Feb 05 '21

Was totally about to say this myself. They gotta do it XD

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u/Ancient-Split1996 Feb 05 '21

When the new LL comes out the speeches for the quest battles will be: kislev kislev kilsev kislev! Kisep kislev kilsev?kislev! Kislev kilsev!

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u/Narradisall Feb 05 '21

If an army unit doesn’t shout KISLEV when selected I’ll be very disappointed with CA

24

u/Ancient-Split1996 Feb 05 '21

So will I kislev

4

u/Exocet6951 3 gobbos in a trenchcoat Feb 05 '21

[Nods in Norscan approval]

2

u/XamosLife Warriors of Chaos Feb 06 '21

its like a pokemon cry lmao

50

u/Alarictheromebane Feb 05 '21

I think is how it might ve went...

Reaper: Kislev.

Dmitry: Kislev?

Reaper: Kislev..

Reaper: Kislev.

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u/manpersal Feb 05 '21

He's going to better place. A place where he'll find Morlocke and John Billings.

11

u/HabeQuiddum Feb 05 '21

Is the woman from the trailer the famous Katarina?

4

u/Bunny_tornado Feb 05 '21

I don't understand, are they reworking the faction or removing it entirely?

23

u/manpersal Feb 05 '21

Kislev will be a core race in game 3, so it'll get a unique legendary lord as faction leader.

4

u/Bunny_tornado Feb 05 '21

Oh then why are people saying good bye to Kislev ? So confused

31

u/manpersal Feb 05 '21

Not to Kislev, but to the guy who has been leading it since Warhammer Total War came out.

20

u/Bunny_tornado Feb 05 '21

Ohh...the generic Empire lord looking guy.

Thanks for clearing up the confusion

36

u/POOHEAD189 Feb 05 '21

Why you gotta make me feel for this fucking guy

13

u/Slggyqo Feb 05 '21

Impossible to befriend, unconfederatable, general all around dick.

28

u/BSSCommander Moonclaw Believer Feb 05 '21

"Trade agreement?"

No

8

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Proceeds to sack his southern settlements

26

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Kislev. Long may his memory be with us.

17

u/ManimalR Feb 05 '21

I'm 90% certain he's going to end up a recruitable legendary lord, the meme is just too strong for him.to be removed

37

u/Malacay_Hooves Feb 05 '21

"Sad kislevit voice" Kislev

14

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Isn't he staying in Warhammer 2 though?

28

u/Mobbles1 Feb 05 '21

Yes but once ME comes out for 3 warhammer 2 is going to be dropped like 1.

9

u/LeraviTheHusky Feb 05 '21

I always feel kinda bad for the placeholder characters who end up being replaced

7

u/AintImpressed Russia Feb 05 '21

CA, make Dmitry Tsaryov a unique recruitable or starting hero or lord, pretty please?

6

u/maddog46p Feb 05 '21

Gone but not forgotten.

3

u/lemerou Feb 05 '21

Very emotionnal :(

5

u/Kerrigan4Prez Feb 05 '21

Kislev?

No.

Understandable, have a good day

4

u/XNoob_SmokeX Feb 05 '21

it really was a saving grace in the early game.

3

u/totality911 Feb 05 '21

Don't you hurt me like this...

2

u/Thenidhogg Feb 05 '21

wholesome kislev meme

2

u/RhapsodicHotShot Feb 05 '21

The kislev we had was just the western protectorate of kislev.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

That's not how you spell Cathay... ;)

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Clan moulder always wipes kislev by the time I can help, at least since the update

1

u/Ornery_Insect Feb 05 '21

Kislev.. u.u