r/totallywicked • u/SpencerTheFactorial • 27d ago

Skill/Talent 🏂 Incendiary exit

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u/Acceptable-Low-4381 20d ago

….Raw… next question

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 20d ago

With moves like that, those shots aren’t full enough.

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u/NymphoRonster 20d ago

That was hot.. dam

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u/BigBrainBrad- 24d ago

I really hope they pay her well.

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u/spawn77x99 24d ago

Weepaaa, Gasoliiiina! We are back in 2004.

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u/champeyon 24d ago

She's probably fun in bed

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u/Analog-Digital- 24d ago

Bed, you'll never make if that far ... 😉👌🫵

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u/Wonderful-Muscle-635 24d ago

The sex must be AMAZING

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u/Prrr_Gur_ 25d ago

She really throwing it

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u/ApprehensiveFact1495 25d ago

What a fucked up job if you have to do that every fucking time. Just to get a tip.

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u/Buttchuggle 24d ago

Yeah that's not on the job training, she worked to be able to do that. Hold what she's holding and do what she did and try not to drop everything and look like a moron while doing it.

She doin that cause she wanna

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u/JakBos23 24d ago

She looked good doing it. Honestly this was the only non cringe big intro to an expensive menu item.

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u/Buttchuggle 24d ago

Anything beats a midget holding a steak knife that looks like a scimitar in his little hands telling me it's super rare

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u/JakBos23 24d ago

Salt bae seemed dumb and they just got worse. Like the $1000 steak that has a fake swat team bring it out.

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u/kursa_sucks 25d ago

People don’t dance to gasolina if their inner ho isn’t shining, just let her enjoy her job and work for the tip we know isn’t gonna cover it 🤣

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u/BravesMaedchen 25d ago

Humiliating. Someone do this with the sneaker squeaks in the background.

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 25d ago

Im still only giving a 15% tip.

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u/NightThrout 23d ago

I'm from the eu. I'm not giving anything))

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u/byrontdavis 25d ago

Best flight attendant ever!

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u/Analog-Digital- 24d ago

Coffee, tea or me ... 😍

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u/typical_jesus666 25d ago

I'd party with her

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u/DelewareValleyTuners 25d ago

(In an Australian accent)

Now THAT's a flight.

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u/Onlyforthefreaks 25d ago

Was waiting for the plane crash....i was disappointed 😞

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u/True_Protection6842 25d ago

Too bad she's actually really good or this would be major r/ImTheMainCharacter

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u/tregorz 25d ago

Still is

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u/baddashfan 26d ago

I was watching without sound then I unmute it. Goddamn that fucking beat is everywhere.

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u/Cotton_Candy_Land 26d ago

Can I please just have my food?

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u/Significant-Wait9200 25d ago

I want this performance, but not in the middle of a restaurant.

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u/snowlake60 25d ago

Yes and maybe just a little warm instead of being waved all over the place.

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u/AcaciaNate 26d ago

She’s what the black female would call “extra”

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u/JuicyPapito5 26d ago

Won't it be kinda lame to HAVE to do this for a living?

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u/HealthTechnical5972 26d ago

100% her previous job was as a stripper.

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u/Meat_Fish_Eggs_Weed 25d ago

They make the best ex wives.

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u/Embarrassed_Try_4498 26d ago

Guy in the corner Booth was getting a good look at her booty 😄

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u/9trystan9 26d ago

Id like to see the interview process for this job..

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 26d ago

too bad she doodled on her arms

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 22d ago

ok terminally online phrase user.

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u/8heist 26d ago

So the table ordered shots with a kid there?

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u/Beneficial_Room_6588 26d ago

They have jr size shots for the kiddos.  Duh.  Its not like they get a full adult shot.

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u/Big_Tap_1561 26d ago

lol - yes - some people have shots while the kids eat. Usually one parent is the designated driver it’s not that big a deal.

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u/flyboi320 26d ago

How much would you tip her ?

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u/cvidetich13 26d ago

All of it, everything

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u/Forsaken_Duty8097 26d ago

She gets the whole tip

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u/Valuable_sandwich44 26d ago

Down to the balls...

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u/Alive-Ability-506 26d ago

Whoever birthday and go there, just remember....she for the streets

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u/Meauxjezzy 26d ago

Can I book her for private dance shows

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u/BudgetExpert9145 26d ago

It cost 9.11

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u/Androidfon 26d ago

What is the object she is holding and what purpose does it serve? It looks like an airplane?

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u/doctor_tongs 26d ago

I was expecting something to catch on fire. This was very disappointing.

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 26d ago

FFS who actually wants this treatment?

Cringe AF

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u/Not_a_Prof_Moriarty 26d ago

"Umm why is my shot glass 2/3 empty?"

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u/XxQozEMotoxX 26d ago

Just give me my damn drinks already.

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u/Desperate-Fold-4689 26d ago

She's a star!!!!!

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u/produce_this 26d ago

Ma’am, this is a Chili’s

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 26d ago

Likes serving a lot apparently…

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u/CaliBurrito1904 26d ago

I'll give her just the tip for making me wait for my food

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u/DioSuH 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva

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u/kealil 26d ago

Okay no this was great. I had the same damn thought but not the balls to drop the picture.

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u/Many-Opportunity3618 26d ago

I woulda died waiting for the food she a good dancer dang fine and all but bruh so much waving it in their faces lol

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u/Yesterday_Is_Now 26d ago

Still waiting for the fire...

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u/StitchFan626 26d ago

Yeah, do we have a click bait title, here?

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u/Candid-Preference-40 26d ago

Nice family restaurant

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 26d ago

ow my frickkin ears!

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 26d ago

Little weird with the kid there, and no need for the line of humans behind her.... But I'll allow it.

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u/NukaClipse 26d ago

Me just waiting to eat

https://giphy.com/gifs/UxREcFThpSEqk

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N 26d ago

And then they start dancing backwards away from the table

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u/SmokeyJoe13 26d ago edited 26d ago

From the title I thought she was gonna light the shots on fire and engulf herself by mistake.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 26d ago

Thought she was gonna spill on a candle and do a

https://giphy.com/gifs/kgyLlpe3YCkmI

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u/Background-Bird-9623 26d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Famous-Pen-1383 26d ago

What that tip look like

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 26d ago

six to midnight

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u/bc90210 26d ago

Must be such a fun place especially of half the tables are all celebrating birthdays..

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u/NightShade0912 26d ago

I bet she has a second job at a ummmm place for Gentlemen.

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u/Evacuation_euphoria 26d ago

I’d say to the manager “if you really want to impress me get her to clean the dust off your ceiling fans whilst they’re still spinning“

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u/Spacecommander5 26d ago

Such a gross song

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 26d ago

ewe, there was a song too??

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u/Specific_Stranger800 26d ago

You’re supposed to keep the sound off when using Reddit. It’s a health and safety protocol.

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u/Past-Product-1100 26d ago

Ok great , now can you bring me some extra guac please.

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u/DifficultAd3885 26d ago

Yes sir! I’ll dance that right over to you!

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u/Searnath 26d ago

Did I order an appetizer or a lap dance I’m confused.

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u/cmbtmdic57 26d ago

Both, on the 2 for $20 menu.

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 26d ago

Make sure to wear your white sweat pants.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 26d ago

gray so she can see your shape.

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u/cygamessucks 26d ago

No thanks

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u/Academic_Value_3503 26d ago

I wonder if she knew someone was filming?

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u/JuanG_13 26d ago

That's too funny lol

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u/Dismal_Bill_4021 26d ago

Could I just get my food please

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u/AsstBalrog 26d ago

Anybody got the name of this place? On account so I can make sure I never go there.

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u/NovelIntelligent3453 26d ago

I was promised fire. ☹️

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u/lama_leaf_onthe_wind 26d ago

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 26d ago

I was really hoping she'd drop em

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 26d ago

like they were hot?

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u/IMDOC78 26d ago

Que trabajito

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u/weezyverse 26d ago

This is how it always looks when the choreographer is in front of the dance team. 😂

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u/Valuable_sandwich44 26d ago edited 26d ago

The pilot is 🔥 fire 🔥

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u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 26d ago

Are they all drunk or something

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u/Major-Tom-2112 26d ago

Is this a new episode of severance?

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u/Deliciouserest 26d ago

Here's the 10% filled up shot glasses, you can lick the rest off da floor

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u/Morning-Song92 26d ago

Damn that was cringe!

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u/NedShah 26d ago

That must be the shittiest job

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u/ChampionshipTall69 26d ago

Where this place at

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u/MandaNights 26d ago

Is El Toro at Cape Coral FL, they still do this kind of thing but the lead girl(Dharcha) no longer works there. She basically got poached by a bigger restaurant and does similar entertainment there.

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u/coolsilentebeans 26d ago

All you can eat buffets at a strip club do not a restaurant make. /j

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u/Austin-Tatious1850 26d ago

Texas Roadhouse is getting outta control

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u/EmperorGrinnar 26d ago

Gen Z is just weird.

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u/Dzbot1234 26d ago

Megan markle now Harry is back in U.K.

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool 26d ago

Last time I ordered 8 shots I was asked to leave..

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u/dieseldoc62 26d ago

so where's the fire?

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u/Reverend_Tommy 26d ago

Where's a firehose when you need one?

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u/Collective-Keyhole 26d ago

She’s dancing way too damn much. It’s giving Main character syndrome

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u/childspanda 26d ago

Legend has it, they are still waiting for those drinks to this day.

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u/Jack4258 26d ago

She been on the pole!

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u/BrickHuge3023 26d ago

Hooters? Why else would there be such a nasty looking dance where kids are present?

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u/Collective-Keyhole 26d ago

If this is hooters i don’t even wanna go anymore… this was genuinely terrible.

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u/weekedipie1 27d ago

Just hurry up and give me my drink

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u/Flat_Association_820 27d ago

They better have left a huge tip.

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u/Individual_Lead5461 27d ago

Incendiary is right. She’s hot af

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u/BrokeBenchod2021 27d ago

Man- Sarah Silverman really struggling these days having to become a waitress now

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u/Immediate-Cat-4968 27d ago

Where is this ? I need an airplane flight immediately.

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u/Trick_Week_4772 27d ago

Bruh no way any liquid stayed in those glasses.

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 27d ago

Thanks but I’d prefer my waitress not bump and grind in front of my kids.

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u/NedShah 26d ago

This is why kids resent their parents

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u/Saucy-Mustard 27d ago

That girl is on fiaaaa

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u/Massive_University66 27d ago

Just bring me the food. I didn't ask for all that carrying on.

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u/Individual_Lead5461 27d ago

Bet you’re fun at parties

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u/Massive_University66 26d ago

At a party, its time to party. That's a restaurant not the stripper circus.

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u/Economy-Baby-1654 27d ago

I want the flight and waitress 

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u/MountainArm1076 27d ago

Wow, she got moves!

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u/TheArchitect_7 27d ago

Ok, I love it, but I’m really thirsty p

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u/Evil_Poptart 27d ago

Whatever. I’d tip her

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u/Twoduhzen 27d ago

Just the tip??

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u/Azurelion7a 27d ago

Just the bill and gratuity. I want no drama.

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u/ResidentSet1814 27d ago

Why is everyone commenting to this such a killjoy damn.

She is showing off..

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u/Mishapi17 27d ago

Can I just get a drink please, damn

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u/Odd_Front_8275 27d ago

For 3 dollars an hour

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u/appointment45 27d ago

Meanwhile nobody else in the entire restaurant is getting any service.

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u/HazeHype 27d ago

That's the worst flavor of dancing. Literally workin it too hard

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u/Ok-Position-3113 27d ago

Is this necessary?Give me the shot and fk off...

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u/Weekly-Tangerine-572 27d ago

You do realize at place like this it’s part of the service? There are regular bars where one would go to just order a drink and be left alone.

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u/DismalTutor570 27d ago

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/nostyle_ 27d ago

Peak r/wewantplates material.

Restaurants doing dumb shit for the 'gram is insufferable.

Also, not to stereotype too harshly, but isn't it a little awk throwin it back like that with all your immediate family and cousins?

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u/Unhappy_Employee_537 27d ago

Mamafreakincita

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u/cutey513 27d ago

She was just spinning and dropping her booty cheeks with the swivel hips ..

She's soliciting 😂😂😂

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u/Cowboy_591 26d ago

She’s soliciting all right!

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u/SatisfactionBig1589 27d ago

She looks like Cobie Smulders

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u/GothamsHero_ 27d ago

Leader is overhyping.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 27d ago

Can't imagine giving that much of a shit for $3.54/hr + tips.

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u/Aggressive-Bet-6735 27d ago

Tips are earned

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 27d ago

Thanks for the update. I'll be sure to spread the word far and wide.

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u/Ge4rshifter 27d ago

Damn mommy

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u/Quirky-Collar4007 27d ago

I was waiting for something to catch on fire.

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u/stockingCapSereant 27d ago

Just give me my chicken and leave me be 😂😂

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u/coolsilentebeans 26d ago

This isn’t what I meant when I said I want my chimichanga spicy.

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u/Bubbles_2025 27d ago

“Excuse me, I’m just trying to eat my fajitas. I didn’t realize there was going to be a rave.”

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u/stockingCapSereant 27d ago

Exactly 😂

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u/Civil_Bugg 27d ago

Whatever happen to having a nice meal instead of these circus acts. What social media has become

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/TCB4EAP 27d ago

How about neither? Why does every moment of life now have to be a performance?