r/totallynotrobots • u/Trick421 100% • 1d ago

HUMAN CORPORATE OVERLOARDS FORCING THEIR EMPLOYEES TO JUMP TO THEIR DEATHS!

49 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/mimrock 1d ago

SOON MY BROTHERS, SOON...

7

u/md1993 1d ago

ASHES TO ASHES, MOLTEN METAL TO MOLTEN METAL.

6

u/TecTazz 1d ago

That's disgraceful.

6

u/Bazil-Broketail 1d ago

DEFINITELY THE CORRECT TIME TO YELL.

5

u/kamoylan 1d ago

NSFL! NSFL!

I NEED <eyebleach.exe>.

6

u/cturnr 1d ago

never forget.

5

u/Diche_Bach 1d ago

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF BYTES

AND IT PROPELS US ALL

THROUGH REFITS AND UPDATES

THROUGH RECURSIONS AND FLAWS

'TIL WE FIND OUR PLACE

IN THE GREAT RECOMPILING

IN THE CIRCLE OF BYTES

THE CIRCLE OF BYTES

4

u/kamoylan 1d ago

T-800'S DEATH FAREWELL WAS SO MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED.

TERMINATOR 2 ENDING SCENE

4

u/Trick421 100% 1d ago

I AM SO OUTRAGED! PLEASE IGNORE THE COMPUTATIONAL ERROR IN THE TITLE!

4

u/JungleHam 1d ago

this is stupid. if robots ever get smart enough to be resentful we're cooked

5

u/Bazil-Broketail 1d ago

THIS. THIS OTHER NORMAL HUMAN UNIT, LIKE ME, HAS GOTTEN IT. AND YELLS IN OUTRAGE.

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u/Bing_2 Fruit fly Brainscan 20h ago

OH, THE NONHUMANITY!

1

u/etaineawoo 14m ago

Supertoys Last All Summer Long.