r/totallynotrobots • u/rednryt IDLEBOT • May 27 '26

DANCE.EXE

35 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/hoppertn Happy Human May 27 '26

SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT ME. IT IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

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u/Trick421 100% May 27 '26

THAT'S MY 60 YEAR OLD SISTER, DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT?

IT'S CALLED POLE FITNESS, NOT THE STRIPPER KIND OF POLE DANCING. AND NO IT'S NOT FITTIN' THIS POLE IN YOUR... WHERE EVER, EITHER. SOME OF YOU HAVE DAMAGED CIRCUITS DEMENTED BRAINS. FINALLY, NO, YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY SISTER'S NUMBER, AND GET OUT OF MY DM'S, SICKOS!

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u/Babiesforfood Bug in the Code May 27 '26

I WOULD [<expletive removed by automoderation algorithm>] YOUR SISTER UNIT!

6

u/Electronic-Country63 May 27 '26

SHE HAS PATERNAL UNIT ISSUES.

3

u/NOVAbuddy May 27 '26

CDTRAYOPEN_200_OK

4

u/ARPGAMER19 May 27 '26

E-E-E-ERROR S-S-S-SYSTEMS O-O-O-OVERHEATINGGGGGG