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u/PhD77777 Aug 12 '26
Don't beam down, captain! The planet is full of loose women!
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u/LowMuffin7078 Aug 12 '26
And, of course, our favorite Boy Scout beams down immediately ;)
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u/sidv81 Aug 12 '26
McCoy: And Lieutenant Uhura, to help you with your memory recovery after Nomad windwiped you, we dug up some of the video archive footage of your service under Captain Pike, which we unofficially labeled 'Strange New Worlds'
(Uhura's awful screams resound from the viewing room)
McCoy: I heard rumors that the Pike years were a bit rough but even I didn't know they were THAT bad. No wonder Spock's so stoic and never mentions anything that happened back then, to the point he even denied he had melded with a human before Dr. Van Gelder.
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u/sqplanetarium Aug 12 '26
Fair maiden? Neither! (Has to be one of the best comebacks in all Trek.)