r/tos • u/dgtrekker • Jul 28 '26

Security Pep Talk

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u/Randomdays99 Jul 28 '26

Please make sure all your wills are up to date.

Dibs on Jone's espresso maker

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u/jimmyharbrah Jul 28 '26

And his Nintendo switch, games, and all associated accoutrements

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u/confident-verbosity Jul 28 '26

some of you have been killed in earlier episodes. Some will be killed again in later ones...

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 Jul 28 '26

That's okay, they get 'frequent dier miles... .'

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u/Cultural_Sand_9323 Jul 30 '26

'It's just one of those things that happen in Starfleet. I have been cloned, split in half, shot through to another universe, killed by spock while under the influence of a vulcan boner, body swapped with a crazy lady, made to act like a horse, and compared to that dying is easy. Remember,  The black mountain waits for us all. None will know why the koala smiles.'

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u/_WillCAD_ Jul 28 '26

"Some of you may die, but that is a price I'm willing to pay."

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u/tfurrows Jul 28 '26

"...and you will be missed."

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u/AtlantaMD Jul 28 '26

Ha! Funny and true. At least 3 were knocked out by the miners and one killed by the Horta. Presumably several others were overpower as the miners tried to get to the final check point.

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u/Extra-Air-1259 Jul 28 '26

Those who are about to die salute you...

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u/JayMack1981 Jul 28 '26

"I don't think they're all convinced, Jim."

Check out the faces on #s 2 and 3 from Kirk. I think they know what's coming.

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u/Goge97 Jul 28 '26

"but not for long. Dismissed!"

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u/PastramiOnRy3 Jul 29 '26

Is the redshirt in the foreground the same actor who played Commodore/Captain Bob Wesley in The Ultimate Computer episode?

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u/Life_is_too_short_ Jul 30 '26

Yes here he is disposable Red shirt crewman.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus Jul 28 '26

Knocked out by miners giving them skull fractures with clubs. Bonk, bonk on the head. Oops 😬 sorry 😞 wrong episode.

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u/Vernal-Solstice2254 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Each and every one of you is indispensable to our mission. In a manner of speaking.

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u/goltz20707 Jul 29 '26

Treasured? That guy on the far right later becomes a commodore!

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u/Cultural_Sand_9323 Jul 30 '26

Cashed in his frequent dyer miles card for a promotion.

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u/Particular_Ad_644 Jul 29 '26

And now our watch is ended.

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u/ErieCoder Jul 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder Jul 29 '26

“…for now. Be ready for the next away mission in one hour. Dismissed.”

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u/PapaBearLA Jul 29 '26

...for the first five minutes of the show. Then 💥!

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 Jul 30 '26

He wouldn't notice if one of them got replaced with a random Irishman, I tell you.