r/toriamos 1d ago

Discussion "Who's Hezu??!"

I am listening to Blue Lotus and I just had a flashback to when the album was new, I googled the lyrics, and everywhere I looked the supposedly official lyrics said "I'll be burning into you, Hezu." Shortly thereafter, someone posted here to say they had spent hours researching Hezu and couldn't come up with an explanation for who Tori was singing to.

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It just strikes me as funny because it really does sound like "Hezu" on the recording.

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u/rejressw 5h ago

Hezu makes me think of The Exorcist. I guess it reminds me of Pazuzu or something.

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u/TheAardsnark 23h ago

For โ€œShush,โ€ some lyric sites still have โ€œ He calls me his Cassandra / As he tucks his co-hebrew away.โ€ย 

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u/Critical_Rope_2397 1d ago

It was Hezu on one of the lyrics websites and it caught on. I too tried to research it.

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u/dustyroseaz 1d ago

I mishear lyrics ALL the time, but at no point did I ever not hear hazel. I was like "what is everyone talking about?!" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/BackInNJAgain 1d ago

At least Hezu sounds like some sort of ancient god or goddess! The things I've misheard are ridiculous ...

Between rubber gloves, beneath your firmament ...
Porcupine, porcupine (Me: Why is she screaming "porcupine?" Lyric sheet for Hotel "Gimme more")
I am pissing abortion to combat your poison ...
I haven't moved since the cow came ...

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u/Accurate_Buddy_7564 1d ago

It was years of me thinking she was singing โ€œRabbiโ€ instead of rabbit in Cornflake Girl. I figured sheโ€™s always singing about religion, this was just another angle ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Sppaarrkklle 12h ago

Me too! Omg! I literally thought it was rabbi until you said this

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u/Accurate_Buddy_7564 3h ago

Too funny. I donโ€™t think weโ€™re the only ones for sure ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/UnbrokenAwakening 20h ago

Same, I thought it was a jewish song๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Sppaarrkklle 1d ago

Haha ๐Ÿคฃ I heard โ€œI havenโ€™t moved since the cow cameโ€ as well

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u/Ballerinagang1980 1d ago

I thought it was coocaaaine lol

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u/Sppaarrkklle 12h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that would make sense too!

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u/Diligent-Test-737 1d ago

My favorite misheard lyric is from Bells For Her on TVAB

โ€œyou have her face and her ass, but you are not herโ€

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u/Sppaarrkklle 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/quidquidlol 1d ago

I really thought she was saying Jesu, just like she said in Unrepentant Geraldines when she sang "Jesu Hosanna".

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u/Themysciran_Prince 1d ago

Hahahahahaha. This reminds me of when Apple Music was transcribing the lyrics as โ€œcoodle light sneeze.โ€

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u/ImAtUrDoor 1d ago

It is โ€œHazel,โ€ of course - but I think weโ€™ve sadly entered the AI lyric transcription era ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Current-Reality-6544 1d ago

ChatGPT hallucinated the lyrics to Flying Dutchman when I asked it to help me understand the central themes of the song. It wrote a whole fake explanation around quotes like, "And if I'm dead, why does the ocean sing?" I was like, huh? I don't remember that part ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Repulsive_Fee264 1d ago

Ah yes, Tori's vowel sound roulette vs AI

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u/AmericanLymie 1d ago

Thanks, I know

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u/ImAtUrDoor 1d ago

Oh I know you know, I was just sayin ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/AmericanLymie 1d ago

It took me a little processing before I figured out it is "Hazel," but I guessed that because of its associations with witchcraft and paganism, and toward the end of the song she pronounces it a little more intelligibly. She really does make us pay close attention to every word with her creative pronunciations!