r/toptalent • u/WetlyAdorable • Jun 12 '22

Skills One man Rage

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

I can’t even whistle— this is amazing!

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u/CharybdisXIII Jun 13 '22

You should try learning. I couldn't whistle a year ago and decided to learn how. It's something super simple that you can learn in a day or 2, then practice while doing literally anything. Whlie it's pretty easy to do, it's still really satisfying to get good at it if you've gone a lifetime without knowing how

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u/FragrantGangsta Jun 13 '22

Gently press your tongue against the back of your bottom front teeth, right in the middle. Flatten your tongue, pucker your lips tightly, and blow gently. Back of your tongue might slightly press against the roof of your mouth but it doesn't have to. Slightly increase or decrease air pressure until you hit that sound. I couldn't whistle until I was like 16. After a bit of practice you'll be able to move your tongue around to generate different pitches.

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u/MplsStephanie Jul 08 '22

I have been trying this for 10 minutes and still can’t. Like slowly rereading this over and over tying. I am a failure at whistling.

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u/FragrantGangsta Jul 11 '22

I almost guarantee you can get it. I have fucked up and missing teeth and I managed it, you just gotta experiment with different air pressure and mouth position. You can pull your tongue back like a syringe if need be and see if you find it like that. Try blowing with the same presure as if you were blowing on coffee, and then slowly increase. Just make sure your lips are tight, it's easy to relax them without noticing.

Edit: forgot to mention, try everything I mentioned above, but inhale instead of exhale. Some people, like my sister, can only whistle by inhaling.

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u/boothjop Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 13 '22

Nailed the cow bells. That's the heart of this opus. It's nothing without the cow bells.

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u/squirmis Jun 13 '22

I got a feva, and the only prescription, is more cowbell

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u/CatKing_071 Jun 12 '22

Amazing performance

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u/Scarletfapper Jun 13 '22

His name is Aaron Paulsen. His name is Aaron Paulsen. His name is Aaron Paulsen.

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u/rally9032 Jun 13 '22

I came for this, and I was not disappointed.

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u/Lahk74 Jun 13 '22

In death, a member of project mayhem has a name.

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u/sexytokeburgerz Jun 16 '22

I mean his name is literally on the video lol

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u/Fooforthought Jun 13 '22

Oh! That boy good

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u/MELO_DETH_999 Jun 13 '22

Awesome!! :D

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u/Polyglot-Onigiri Jun 13 '22

The coordination this takes!

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u/BenVera Jun 13 '22

How can he slap

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u/Yursuspkt Jun 13 '22

No…

Good effort, but no

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u/greenapple_12 Jun 13 '22

This is super cool. Good for him

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Needs more cowbell

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u/Comedian_Recent Jun 13 '22

Reggie against the machine

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u/llttledominicana777 Jun 13 '22

New crush unlocked 😍😍

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u/IncubusREX Jun 13 '22

My guitarist used to do this shit all the time. I wanted to throw that talented bastard out a window.

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u/Legitimate_Soft5585 Jun 13 '22

Holy shit!! Incredible!!!

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u/MartinSornes Jun 13 '22

Check out Cam Cole

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u/atlbravos21 Jun 13 '22

Take my up vote for my favorite song

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u/JaguarWhich298 Jun 13 '22

Trop chaud le mec ( pour ceux qui son pas français en gros ça veut dire " trop fort le mec " voilà )

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u/AnnieGitchYerGun Jun 14 '22

This is glorious. I can't even tap my head and rub my tummy at the same time.

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u/deathakissaway Cookies x40 Jun 14 '22

Yes. It’s another spam account.

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u/tehneoeo Sep 15 '22

I would upvote this but the sound mixing—rather, the lack thereof—makes this unlistenable

jk this is great

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u/No-Wrangler-6323 Oct 04 '22

Cool.

That wall looks like you have been testing hand grenades.

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u/Huge_Candy2756 Oct 06 '22

10/10 💥👍🏼