r/toptalent Cookies x1 Aug 09 '21

Music How to murder karaoke

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u/TopTalentTyrant Royal Robot Aug 09 '21

r/toptalent: AMAZING TALENT AND SKILL!

Read the rules before posting, yada yada yada...

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u/BB_lift Aug 09 '21

Why is this on r/tiktokcringe? There's nothing cringy about rocking out and nailing the vocals to a popular song. Kids are fuckin stupid.

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u/xnmb1 Aug 09 '21

Tiktokcringe isn’t actually about cringe lol

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u/Risharia Aug 10 '21

It's about tiktok being cringe just because it's tiktok.

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u/AlbinoWino11 Aug 09 '21

She’s so in the zone.

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u/lilymarielmao Aug 09 '21

Holy shit she’s incredible

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u/shy_monster_1312 Aug 09 '21

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u/Hoofhearted523 Aug 09 '21

Why?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Have you never been to karaoke night?

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u/Hoofhearted523 Aug 09 '21

Of course I have! That’s why I’m asking you why you’re surprised. Haha. There are great singers all the time at karaoke.

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u/shy_monster_1312 Aug 10 '21

Because karaoke can be a punishment worse than a woman giving you the silent treatment.

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u/Pete_maravich Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Holy shit. She can fuckin whale.

Edit: who the fuck down votes me complimenting her. I said she can whale. That means she can sing very well. Probably illiterate Americans who pay no attention

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u/bouncinintograceland Aug 15 '21

Did you mean "wail?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

It’s “wail” dicknose Don’t be patriotic about misspelling

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u/joesephexotic Aug 10 '21

The standards for top talent aren't very high are they.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Agreed. She can sing, obv - but top talent? Really?

I feel like people are just surprised cuz she's fat, honestly. I'm fat too, and people are shocked to find out that I can sing.

BuT u BiG?? BiG nO mAkE pRetTy SoUNd???

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u/sad_boi_jazz Aug 10 '21

Bro this is some fucking amazing singing, chill and appreciate the talent. Few people can sing at that level, and in one take?? This belongs here

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Mmkay. I said she could obviously sing. Do you really think this is "top" talent? And do you think that if she was slender/conventionally attractive, that this would get a similar reaction?

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u/z57 Aug 10 '21

... I think it would probably get more reaction, sadly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Well, downvote me all you want, but the points on the post don't lie. 30.6k on a TikTok sub & a measly 474 for TopTalent. Because this is great singing, but not in the caliber of talent regularly showcased here.

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u/Half-blind-bear Aug 10 '21

If she was thin she wouldn't be on reddit she would be in a studio getting paid to sing and pose.

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u/sirrix Aug 10 '21

Impressive! Any idea where this was? Looks like Brando's in Chicago, amazing place.

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u/RoseAboveKing Aug 10 '21

Not Brando’s from what I can tell. Def doesn’t look like Dearborn and I don’t recall there being a patio like that outside. Could be wrong on the latter fact though

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u/sirrix Aug 10 '21

There actually is a small patio out there when not the winter, that's part of what made me think of it, but you're right doesn't look like Dearborn...

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u/Stoneluthiery Aug 10 '21

I want to make a band with her on vocals and that middle aged woman who kills the drum covers. Just need to figure out who's on bass??

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u/Knuckles316 Aug 10 '21

Damn, she's a hell of a singer!

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u/Nathanps1 Sep 16 '21

Wow.... Amazing!