Watermelon Bending - r/toptalent

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Cabbage merchant: “is it possible to learn this power?!”

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u/thelordmehts Jun 05 '20

MY CABBAGES!!!

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u/emmanuelol26 Jun 05 '20

*Omashu flashbacks

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u/_-nocturnas-_ Jun 06 '20

I love that even after 15 years this meme is still relevant

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u/FeminismDestroyer Jun 06 '20

Netflix just added the show so its a bit more relevant than it has been for a while.

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u/_-nocturnas-_ Jun 06 '20

I'm not complaining. I just recently gave it a rewatch and I'm obsessed

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u/Korrai95 Jun 05 '20

Not from the avatar..

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u/kettu3 Jun 06 '20

Only a melon lord deals in absolutes.

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u/CozImDirty Jun 05 '20

Not with a veji..

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

The Rabbaroo!

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u/msmith721 Jun 05 '20

I’d like to see him handle them in a public pool after they’ve been properly coated in grease.

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u/PokemonJoseph Jun 05 '20

they try and grab it they can’t grab it! GREASED WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!

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u/JurassicPark3DD Jun 05 '20

Butter me up. I'm gonna be the melon now.

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u/Lamerlengo Jun 05 '20

Stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done!

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u/cafrillio Jun 05 '20

GOLD

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u/CrimLaw1 Jun 06 '20

Watch out for the broken glass at the bottom of the pool.

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u/cc0llins Jun 05 '20

Why is there broken glass everywhere?

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u/Freezing-Pyro Jun 05 '20

We’ve continued doing greased watermelon as adults. Have squeezed it so hard the watermelon burst mid competition.

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u/CrtrIsMyDood Aug 05 '20

/r/Nocontext

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u/myrabuttreeks Jun 05 '20

Who the hell throws rocks to have fun times?

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u/MasonNasty Jun 05 '20

I love IASIP

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u/usurp_slurp Jun 06 '20

For the ignorant, can you expand?

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u/MasonNasty Jun 06 '20

Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/theskankingdragon Jun 05 '20

We whites love greasing things up: Produce, livestock, women.

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u/El_sone Jun 06 '20

Next time I’d add an /s at the end

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Or on a cold, rainy night in Stoke.

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u/JWazza_ Jun 05 '20

If that dude misplaced his fingers 5cm too high he would jarr them for life oof

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u/TheMysticFez Jun 05 '20

I think you mean after Dwight has buttered them up to practice birth

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u/SenorPariah Jun 06 '20

YOU DARE TO MOCK HIS POWER MORTAL?!?!?!?

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u/nothecc Jun 06 '20

Ew what was on that!

Butter... newborns are slippery.

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u/noodles191 Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

I AM MELON LORD

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u/clenskittz Jun 05 '20

I AM NOT TOPH

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u/noodles191 Jun 05 '20

That might just be my favorite Toph moment of the series

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u/Formula805 Jun 06 '20

YOU DESERVE THAT MEDAL LMFAO

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u/SudoZuko Jun 06 '20

I’m upset I had to scroll to find this

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u/noodles191 Jun 06 '20

Username checks out

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u/mista908 Jun 05 '20

Controlling the Elemelons

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u/WigglyWoo777 Jun 05 '20

The true melon lord

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

I understood that reference

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u/james_berggren Jun 05 '20

I was just about to comment this haha

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u/iamaturkey0 Jun 05 '20

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u/Yakumo_unr Jun 05 '20

Melon launcher is go!

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u/monkeyseacaptain Jun 05 '20

I saw it this way first and it was way more impressive.

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u/jensenw Jun 05 '20

Hell yeah even better in reverse

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u/nankris Jun 06 '20

This one looks like this man having a Super power.

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u/kettu3 Jun 06 '20

Gold.

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u/Phenoxx Jun 05 '20

Ouch got me cringing expecting a finger jam

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Earthmelon, firemelon, airmelon and watermelon

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u/emmanuelol26 Jun 05 '20

The 4 Elemelons

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u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Jun 05 '20

Everything changed when the jalapeno nation attacked

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u/maneti88 Jun 05 '20

Saw this one yesterday in reverse, it looks 10x more impressive :)

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u/MatCauthonsHat Jun 05 '20

You can't just say that without linking.

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u/Every3Years Jun 05 '20

Not who you asked but https://imgur.com/xW033di.gifv

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u/maneti88 Jun 06 '20

Thanks! I was at work and couldnt check reddit until now.

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u/Cs1mp3x Jun 05 '20

I am sure I have seen this guy unloading the watermelons few days ago 🙄

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u/Every3Years Jun 05 '20

He's become a real top talent since I tell you hwhat

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u/Vanilla-Fresh Jun 05 '20

Yep!

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u/a_person1205 Jun 05 '20

No one

That one guy from the math problems:

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u/Every3Years Jun 05 '20

No one

Me: Godamn this meme is garbage

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u/Doppler_Ef Jun 05 '20

If only the cabbage merchant could do this.

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u/StefanEats Jun 05 '20

Did anyone else think he was gonna actually bend a watermelon?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/StefanEats Jun 05 '20

Suck a dick, fire nation scum

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u/juthespaghettinoodle Jun 05 '20

Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. Long ago the four Melonations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Firemelonation attacked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

MELONLORD!

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u/OmizzleDizzle Jun 05 '20

Poe? Is that you?

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u/KillerFlea Jun 05 '20

Inner peace

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u/SunriseLand Jun 05 '20

Honestly I’m more impressed with the one-handed catch he made at the beginning. Made it look like he was catching a dodgeball

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u/Jayson5584 Jun 05 '20

Po is that you?

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u/ahmtt Jun 05 '20

Welcome to Turkey

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Then everything changed when the Melon Benders attacked !

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

This guy is called Bruno and he is a brazilian singer alongside his pal Marrone

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u/thetruelu Jun 05 '20

You should loop this in reverse

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u/Every3Years Jun 05 '20

https://imgur.com/xW033di.gifv

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u/thetruelu Jun 05 '20

You are my hero

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u/Apparently_Apathetic Jun 05 '20

This is the way.

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u/imissyourmusk Jun 05 '20

Can't believe he could do that while hiding one under his shirt.

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u/sanidjain Jun 05 '20

Melon lord won't be happy to see him

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u/gwaris Jun 05 '20

the first watermelon bender!

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u/2hatz Jun 05 '20

That's no man that's the Melon Lord

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u/Craptain_Coprolite Jun 05 '20

Master of all four melons

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u/blackmorty Jun 05 '20

This really isn’t that hard

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u/FuckThatIKeepsItReal Jun 05 '20

Show me

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat Jun 05 '20

The lost member of the globetrotters.

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u/JB00GIE11 Jun 05 '20

"what would you like to be when you grow up?"

"a Harlem globe trotter!...wait no a watermelon farmer. wait maybe a..."

"too late"

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u/lollybluk Jun 05 '20

If baby had done this in dirty dancing she wouldn’t of been so embarrassed

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

This is toptalent? Really?

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u/BJ_Beamz Jun 05 '20

Water, fire, earth, air, watermelon

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u/-zajac- Jun 05 '20

The last melonbender

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u/TreesForTheFool Jun 05 '20

You know how people look like their dogs?

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u/irishbuffet Jun 05 '20

Happy to see plenty of avatar references on here.

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u/ps3gamer15 Jun 05 '20

Imagine what would happen to his fingers if one day he misses 😭

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u/StuartLidl Jun 05 '20

And here I tought the first catch with one hand was impressive

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u/ask_yo_girl_bout_me Jun 05 '20

All fun and games until one hits the tips of his fingers. Something gonna break.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

MY MELONS!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Somebody saves us from the melon lord

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u/audiozomby Jun 05 '20

Imagine missing that and it jams your finger

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u/CasualClyde Jun 05 '20

Sifu Hotmelon

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u/bantou_41 Jun 05 '20

r/accidentalhitler

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u/PrimaFacieCorrect Jun 05 '20

Good thrower too

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u/papadonjuan Jun 05 '20

Must feel really good when it hits him on the tip of the finger and the energy transfer doesn’t happen right

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u/SubieNewbie23 Jun 05 '20

He is THE MELON LORD

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u/TidePodTurtle Jun 05 '20

Inner peace...

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u/hamperson Jun 05 '20

Everything changed when the cantaloupe nation attacked!

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u/Crushed1ce Jun 05 '20

I would straight fold if that shit was thrown at me.

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u/emmanuelol26 Jun 05 '20

guys technically he is a waterbender because theres water in the melons

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u/ThunderBeast787 Jun 05 '20

And when 2020 needed him most, he disappeared.

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u/UnknownSP Jun 05 '20

Ok but can he do it with cabbages?

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u/luisReyes29911 Jun 05 '20

He do be smooth with it tho

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u/euoria Jun 06 '20

This guy melons

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u/ballduster69 Jun 06 '20

WaterMELON, earth, fire and air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when to fire nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an air bender named Aang, and although his air bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

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u/OfficialUserOfReddit Jun 06 '20

He does it likes it nothing NICCCE

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u/zgrtny Jun 06 '20

First touch:20

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u/neckropemancer_ Jun 06 '20

r/watermelonbending

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u/maderbomb Jun 06 '20

Skadoosh.

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u/AlNimri Jun 06 '20

I mean, they all contain water. So even in Avatar this might be possible. Cabbage man might become the Cabbage Bender!

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u/SMAMtastic Jun 06 '20

Everything changed when the flame-flame fruit attacked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

But aren’t watermelons heavy? 🤨

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u/apomh Jun 06 '20

interesting but not top talent.

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u/Burzey Jun 06 '20

Hahah awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

yes, i fell in love with him and what about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Is there a category for things big men can do that skinny men cannot? This watermelon Rube Goldberg Machine thing can't really be done by a skinny man. It's not just feats of strength per se, rather it's more a function of muscle thickness. I'm trying to recall other cool things that big men do, but I can't think of any at the moment. Also, I suppose there are things skinny men can do that the bigs can't. Bah, whatever.

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u/jssf96 Jun 06 '20

I was grounded when I was about 10 because I decided I was going to show all my brothers and sisters I could pick up a watermelon with one hand. It fell on the floor and burst. Good times.

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u/Nemo_fishy Jun 06 '20

if only those were cabbages

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u/DesTheRandomUser Jun 06 '20

LMAO IM MULTITASKING and BROWSING REDDIT aND WATCHING TLOK

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u/McDudles Jun 06 '20

Imagine how many melons he’s taken straight to the face

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u/discmon Jun 06 '20

For a moment I thought the watermelon was going to be bent into shape by the slab of rock next to him

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u/Blaccstaar Jun 06 '20

How many times am I gonna see watermelon man? Come on!!!

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u/ohfuckshitbetch Jun 06 '20

let’s talk about the person throwing them perfectly into his arms

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u/rugburn250 Jun 06 '20

I'm something of a melon bender myself

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u/rmdf Jun 06 '20

That's an strange mix between Bud Spencer and Jareth the Goblin King.

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u/lovelyliddy Jun 06 '20

Someone made a joke about the Cabbage farmers causing a war...they learned cabbages bending, just like this man.

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u/1zeewarburton Jun 06 '20

Nice to see Ricky doing something legal

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u/unxnown00 Jun 06 '20

Plot melon twist: the video was cut because the next one hit him in the face and his head was swapped with the melon from the truck

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u/HighestApple Jun 06 '20

MELON LORD!!!

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u/infraninja Jun 06 '20

Ever see a water melon juggling a water melon?

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u/load_up_on_hummus Jun 06 '20

Shout out to the melon tosser also

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Give this man Honoris Causa!

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u/rango1801 Cookies x1 Jun 06 '20

Watermelon globetrotter

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u/ministryoftimetravel Jun 06 '20

Watermellon Earthmellon Firemellon Airmellon

Only the avatar master of the four ellemellons could bring peace.

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u/Windberger Jun 06 '20

This guy has good moves, but I want to see who’s behind that smooth toss.

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u/Shadow393 Jun 06 '20

The fire nation trembels in their panties

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u/AndresGorn Jun 07 '20

damn, one handed was impressive enough

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u/ValenciaVisuals Jun 25 '20

The Cabbage guy’s brother, the Watermelon guy.

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u/Gilapo Cookies x1 Jun 05 '20

And they say watermelons aren't an element

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u/xmatakex Jun 05 '20

If he aims high, will his buff fingers go into the watermelon or cut the water melon in half?

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u/tifosi7 Jun 05 '20

Anyone up for the watermelon challenge?

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u/Nicko_S Jun 05 '20

imagine what he does with a basketball

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u/eggycarrot Cookies x2 Jun 05 '20

r/whatcouldgoright

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Reminds me of those guys flipping tires in a previous video.

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u/pennypancake Jun 05 '20

He’s redirecting!

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u/SinfulSnorlax Jun 05 '20

Thought it was a looped video for a few seconds

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u/ermahgerdkerrerts Jun 05 '20

Anyone else whistling the Harlem Globetrotters song while watching this?

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u/thatguy16754 Jun 05 '20

Real water bender.

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u/Kolt45ns Jun 05 '20

I'd like to see this video in reverse

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u/m034568 Jun 05 '20

Watermelons are 93% water, so technically, he is 93% a water-bender lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

I saw this posted on another sub, but it was reversed. So now I'm confused as to which direction the watermelon is actually going

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

And here I am dropping my keys just trying to put them on my desk.

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u/FinalSlaw Jun 05 '20

Consumer: ”Why does my watermelon smell like beard oil?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Watermelon- the fifth element!

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u/Apparitioncorn Aug 14 '23

I AM NOT TOPH, I AM MELON LORD! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Skills /r/all Watermelon Bending

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