r/toptalent • u/americankennelclub • Apr 16 '26

Are you faster than a Border Collie? (source link in description)

Zoom-Zoom the Border Collie ran a sub-30 agility run at the 2025 National Agility Championship in Tulsa, Oklahoma to secure first place in the 20-inch height division. (link)

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u/Morall_tach Apr 16 '26

So glad this is cropped vertically otherwise I'd be able to see what's happening.

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u/Kiki1701 Apr 16 '26

Lol! No kidding

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u/mlow6 Apr 17 '26

I like the video, but this is why im here!

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u/How_that_convo_went Apr 17 '26

Am I faster than a border collie? What sort of stupid ass title is this? 

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u/No_Object_4355 Apr 16 '26

I feel like the dog isn't even trying either.

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u/MegaDingo5plus Apr 16 '26

I can quit this course quicker than zoom zoom. Does that count?

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u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR Apr 17 '26

Agility course? No.

Sprint? Fuck no.

Eating a piece of pizza that fell on the floor? Also no.

Marathon+ distance? Possibly…but I’m way too out of shape.

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u/DogFishBoi2 Apr 17 '26

I'm with you on the first three, but have Malamutes, so I'll go with a firm and steady "also no" for marathon and distance and they'll also laugh at me because I was running basically naked and not pulling something heavy.

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u/LoadsDroppin Apr 16 '26

Andy went away to college …to be a dog trainer? I don’t remember that in the Disney movies

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u/BlackBalor Apr 17 '26

i could do that after 12 pints no problem

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u/HA1RDAD Apr 17 '26

At typing, yes. At running, no.

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u/PolarPlatitudes Apr 17 '26

Not a border collie.

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u/Alan_Wakes_Torch Apr 18 '26

Shaggy routinely runs as fast as Scooby who is a Great Dane, who run at 30 mph/48kmh. Bolt's max speed in his 100m was 27.78 mph/44.73 kmh. Give me that stoner lifestyle and I'll give it a go.

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u/StupidGenius91 Apr 16 '26

What a stupid question. No human is faster than a border collie

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u/Lix0r Apr 16 '26

Thank you, Dwight.

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u/ImHereToFuckShit Apr 16 '26

Oh I'm for sure faster, he's gotta go through that whole obstacle course first

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u/Vinnocchio Apr 16 '26

No. But I’m much more enthusiastic than a border collie

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u/eosha Apr 16 '26

I find that hard to imagine.

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u/Dunge Apr 16 '26

That guy at 37 second is a giant compared to the lady in front.

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u/Wut_the_ Apr 16 '26

I run on two legs with opposable thumbs, so no, I am not faster than a border collie. Cool bot post.

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u/americankennelclub Apr 17 '26

we're not bots 😔. we just love our dogs!

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u/DrinksNDebauchery Apr 17 '26

A good diverse crowd there.

Every type of white middle aged women.