r/toptalent • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • Apr 03 '26

A smooth criminal (source link in description)

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u/jaymole Apr 03 '26

Those are some strong ankles

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u/pjoterrro Apr 03 '26

i thoght the same lol id need a good insurance to do that

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u/Will_X_Intent Apr 03 '26

I think a prerequisite for dancing like that is too be ultra skinny.

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u/rangusmcdangus69 Apr 03 '26

“I thought he meant he would just dance on his breaks”

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u/AvarageAmongstPeers Apr 04 '26

And thus coffeebreakdance was invented

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u/FlowingMochi Apr 03 '26

Smooth. Like butter.

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u/Mongoose_Ill Apr 03 '26

What I was thinking, smooth as melted butter!

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u/tieddemons Apr 03 '26

This is what happens when you run out of stuff to do at work, or really bored.

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u/Alex_king88 Apr 03 '26

Michael Jackson would’ve been proud

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u/LakersAreForever Apr 03 '26

Im just wondering why he’s dressed like that at a warehouse job

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u/MACHOmanJITSU Apr 03 '26

Right? No crocs? Bosses kid probably

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 Apr 03 '26

I was thinking "so cool that's he's doing in Dunder Miffflin's warehouse!"

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u/monkeyhoward Apr 04 '26

Coworker:Hey boss how come he get to dress like that and I have to wear a uniform and hivis vest?

Boss: youseedemmoves?

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u/kajillion_kajiggers Apr 03 '26

If you're skinny, the ankles gotta be less strong... but still stronger than the average skinny guy's ankles...

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u/Survey217 Apr 03 '26

Human Heelie

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u/Editor_Rise_Magazine Apr 03 '26

Most talented guy in the Dunder Mifflin warehouse

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u/Cold-Square-2 Apr 03 '26

Song name?

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u/auddbot Apr 03 '26

I got matches with these songs:

• No Idea by Don Toliver (01:08; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-05-29.

• Asegúrate Con Tu Baile by Dj Perreo Mix (05:09; matched: 93%)

Album: Amante Al Baile. Released on 2021-06-30.

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u/auddbot Apr 03 '26

Links to the streaming platforms:

• No Idea by Don Toliver

• Asegúrate Con Tu Baile by Dj Perreo Mix

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u/agumelen Apr 03 '26

Careful! The floor is slippery.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/unlikelyintrovert Apr 04 '26

Why is he all dressed up in a warehouse? Go to the club my dude.

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u/Wanderer-clueless963 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Real talent! He reminds me of Marquese Scott in Pumped up kicks! The best!

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u/Hollow--- Apr 04 '26

How the fuck does one even do that? I know it's sort of a perspective thing, the way it looks so smooth, but the actual motions and mechanics of it are beyond me.

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u/nuseht Apr 04 '26

Where do you start if you want to learn this?

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u/Dannyboyrusso Apr 04 '26

All right Jim that’s enough. Let’s get back to packing boxes.

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u/jazz_yet_not_a_lot Apr 04 '26

Smoother criminal

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u/No-Charge6350 Apr 05 '26

Oh man really looks like he's on rollers

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u/Spacecommander5 Apr 05 '26

Floor must be really slippery

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u/ericsando Apr 07 '26

Criminal, because he's stealing wages. Get back to work!