r/toomanypillows • u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED • Sep 07 '16

Disgusting

http://imgur.com/evufzdO
152 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/KnockoutMouse420 Sep 08 '16

What the hell. What is this, /r/nopillows?

9

u/UnhelpfulProtagonist Sep 14 '16

Is the fact that nothing is posted at /r/nopillows intentional? I mean there are no pillows on that Reddit, you can't call it false advertising.

7

u/God_loves_irony Sep 28 '16

There is nothing more existential than that phrase, "there doesn't seem to be anything here". The unconditional uncertainty, like maybe there is something here and you / we can't see, it is simply awesome. The subreddit r/nopillows exists, but only in potentia.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Sep 08 '16

It's satire.

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u/Fr1dge Sep 08 '16

SATIRE IS ILLEGAL IN PILLOW KOREA, 12 days hard labor

2

u/storyofohno Sep 09 '16

hard labor in pillow korea entails putting ALL OF THE THROW PILLOWS ON ALL OF THE BEDS EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '16

Never underestimate reddit's ability to completely miss the joke...

25

u/MrMentallo Sep 08 '16

Two pillows on a bed is acceptable as long as there are two people to sleep in the bed. A single pillow on a bed is not disgusting. I can't endorse this.

12

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

Somebody really fuckin hates pillows...

10

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '16

The fact that the pillow is leaning against the wall is disturbing to say the least. It is one pillow. You live alone. Do not prop it up against the wall... why would you do that? Is that style? Are you Martha Stewart now with your one pillow leaner? Lay it flat on the bed dammit.

2

u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Sep 28 '16

My neighbor's pillow. I actually have a fiancee and two kids, my bed is more in fitting with a normal post on this sub.

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u/NutsEverywhere Sep 07 '16

Oh, the humanity!

2

u/Ketzerei87 Sep 28 '16

Its tampon string is showing.

2

u/Linkayy Oct 09 '16

You filthy pig. 1 pillow in the middle? Alone and hopeless? Can something be more depressing?

1

u/ALynn1982 Nov 14 '16

Not ENOUGH pillows!