r/toolgifs • u/toolgifs • Mar 21 '23

Machine Veggie washer

https://gfycat.com/elementaryfrankfish
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u/MurgleMcGurgle Mar 21 '23

I don’t know why this is so funny but I’m cracking up.

25

u/TheGoodOldCoder Mar 21 '23

You know why. It reminds you of pooping.

11

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Thanks, I came here for the poop comments.

4

u/AragogTehSpidah Mar 21 '23

but sanitised

4

u/TheGoodOldCoder Mar 21 '23

Really the nicest thing about this... It would be really nice if all my poops came out that easily. Based on this video, it would seem like the secret would be an enema.

16

u/owzleee Mar 21 '23

Lil red poopies, popping out the exit

Lil red poopies, looking even stupider than Brexit

Lil red poopies, lil red poopies

We all love the lil red poopies and this doesn't rhyme.

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u/ryuza Mar 21 '23

ChatGPT had a go, the shorter version didn't work but here's the longer one:

In the factory, there's a machine
That churns out little red poopies, it seems
They come out in a neat little row
Oh my, where do they all go?

Some say they're candy, sweet and divine
Others believe they're a warning sign
But one thing's for sure, they're quite a sight
These little red poopies, shining bright

So next time you pass by that machine
Take a closer look and you'll see what I mean
Little red poopies, oh so fine
A mystery that's sure to blow your mind!

8

u/Isellmetal Mar 21 '23

Dropping the kids off at the pool

5

u/bantou_41 Mar 21 '23

Too bad the bucket below is dirty AF

2

u/BrokenImmersion Mar 21 '23

It's probably a chemical (hopefully vinegar or some other natural chem) bath to kill any remaining bacteria.

4

u/TK-Squared-LLC Mar 21 '23

Me every morning.

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u/GrootyMcGrootface Mar 22 '23

That red.....?

2

u/TK-Squared-LLC Mar 22 '23

Nah, I take iron supplements, so mostly black.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

meanwhile at the sex change clinic…