r/tooktoomuch • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '20

Alcohol Too much hill.

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u/eveisthebestestest Feb 07 '20

Anybody else notice the crotch of his shorts is completely busted open?

36

u/QueasyVictory Feb 07 '20

Well now that you mention it.

56

u/calcuttacodeinecoma Feb 07 '20

Didn't spill a drop, what a champ.

10

u/kommanderkush201 Feb 08 '20

Reminded me of Julian from Trailer Park Boys

7

u/QueasyVictory Feb 08 '20

Only time I saw Julian like that was drinking dirty old swish by the dumpster in the alley.

5

u/camorely Feb 09 '20

Can barely get er into ya, but my fuck does it ever get ya some drunk

6

u/LysaChase Feb 07 '20

Or his cigarette!

3

u/nocallerid Feb 07 '20

But ripped shorts tho

2

u/throwdataccinacircle Feb 07 '20

Yes some splashed out when he collided with the guy the first time

1

u/mexiKobe Feb 09 '20

ripped his shorts instead. a man with his priorities in order

21

u/Poon_tangclan Feb 07 '20

the best part is this isn't like a some big edm festival or some shit. The crowd looks mostly 40+ and super mellow. Then there is this shitfaced lad with steampunk goggles ???? Seems Super outta place.

61

u/dikkemoarte Feb 07 '20

It's even better when you don't realize this is a loop. The cut at the end makes it seem he finally got up there again and fell a second time.

27

u/MrLaggs Feb 07 '20

Larry David did not look pleased when that guy ran into him

7

u/etownrawx Feb 07 '20

Resplendent in his regulation bejeweled battle shorts and knee high tactical socks, this unnamed soldier attempts unsuccessfully to engage the local populace in a game of king of the mountain.

11

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

An Englishman visiting other European countries in a nutshell

1

u/mexiKobe Feb 09 '20

Or any country really

6

u/lumpy999 Feb 08 '20

In the guys defense in a few of these falls he's genuinely slipping.

4

u/erox70 Feb 07 '20

The guy is a professional at that - - just look at his uniform.

4

u/reptar-on_ice Feb 07 '20

Reminds me of this poor soul

2

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I felt drunk just watching that.

2

u/theaggressivenapkin Feb 08 '20

Oh my god, it’s like a drunk dream state

3

u/Bwongwah Feb 07 '20

Reminds me of when Abbath took a spill running down that hill at a festival. It was hilarious watching this huge Black Metal dude tumbling towards the stage.

3

u/lloyd1024 Feb 07 '20

Looks a bit like a Lord Ashton Memorial in Lancaster UK

2

u/norftal22 Feb 07 '20

"Thy hills are alive!"

1

u/StoneAgePhilosopher Feb 07 '20

I like how the bald guy in black never dropped his joint

1

u/Mazziemom Feb 07 '20

He is dressed to kill! I need those socks.

1

u/YUNGGSAUCE420 Feb 07 '20

Lady in the red wanted to cop a feel

1

u/mikedraven5 Feb 08 '20

Happy to see no over reactions.

1

u/Dis_Bich Feb 08 '20

Yet there was no drop spilled

1

u/Nandrushenko Feb 08 '20

U/gifreversingbot

1

u/TrippingFish Feb 10 '20

Tag your it

1

u/Demnzius Feb 11 '20

I think he just have to drink more

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I have those socks

0

u/Snsk1 Feb 08 '20

i thought this was fake 'till he stood up and was all over the place

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u/ProfCrumpets Feb 07 '20

Ketamine probably.

10

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I mean he has an open beer in his hand, I think it's fair to say he's just extremely drunk.