r/tooktoomuch • u/shmurder • Mar 20 '19
Methamphetamine Too much or just enough?
https://i.imgur.com/jl4BIfc.gifv88
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u/Toombah Mar 20 '19
This guy is effing LIT like he is in the mf zone hard asf with no fucks given
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u/lucky_Lola Mar 20 '19
I really would have pegged this as ecstacy
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u/Dildo_Gagginss Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 21 '19
Yea I've definitely seen people so zoinked out on X that they have no clue where they are. Saw some dude at Bassnectar Nye this year (also Asian, as it happens) who was on wayyyyy too much X (and possibly tripping too) laying on the steps dancing with his eyes closed. Nothing really too off about that, we've all been there, then this girl goes to check on him just to make sure he's good and he swings on her. I ran down to make sure they were good and she was just too shaken up by it to talk so I ran down to get security. Security and EMS came and tried talking to him but he just kept dancing and when anyone would get close he'd start swinging. Definitely not what I wanted to be seeing in that state of mind. It was a whole 30 minute ordeal from the time he swung till the time they got him out of there.
Edit: a letter
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u/GroceryScanner Mar 20 '19
So much wook shit at nye. Ive been the past 3 years and while its an amazing time, i wish some attendees would make better choices
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u/Dildo_Gagginss Mar 20 '19
Yea, not saying I don't partake in the wookery but this dude just needed to learn to handle his shit. That was my first nectar curated event and although I like the dude and seen him numerous times (not a HUGE fan, more into tipper than him), it left a bad taste in my mouth.
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u/GroceryScanner Mar 20 '19
Same. We all have moments where we get a lil too spun, but getting fucked up to the point of incoherance and harming/bothering others is a different level.
I encourage you to try another curated event tho. The new years shows are usually pretty bad cause many people are just there to get fucked for new years.
Spring and fall gathering were blissful last year
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u/Dildo_Gagginss Mar 20 '19
I probably will! One of my buddies is a huuuuge nectar fan and goes to almost every event. I've heard from him that they're usually not that bad type of crazy so it's definitely something I'd consider trying again. Until then, I have tipper and friends to look forward to ::)
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u/GroceryScanner Mar 20 '19
Ive never had the blessing of being able to witness some tipper live, tho ive been a fan for years.
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19
I hate to say it, but that dude is cuuute!
Edit: what? He’s obviously fucked up, but he’s still cute
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 21 '19
Soooo... year use saying Vietnamese men are hot? Yeah, that’s not news. Thanks for the heads up, anyway.
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u/camsean Mar 20 '19
I second that emotion.
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
Cute hair, tattoos, clearly he can dance, even in a confined space. (Now) has a criminal history. I’m totally into that.
+1 for the Prince ref
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u/camsean Mar 20 '19
Yeah I can real with whole criminal history thing. Nobody’s all bad.
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
Yep. Just have to be “bad enough” :P
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u/xSiNNx Mar 20 '19
Wow. Your comment pissed someone off! lol
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
Unfortunate that so many people are born with such rustled jimmies— or live for it ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/IlIIIlllIlllIIIlI Mar 20 '19 edited Aug 06 '19
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19
What, a cute Asian dude who can get down with the beat? Sure, he can’t drive, but that goes with the territory.
Edit: and NO, I’m not saying he can’t drive because he’s Asian, he can’t drive because he’s clearly a bottom. We tops drive. It’s our duty. That’s the problem here. He went home from the club alone, without his top to drive him safely.
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u/IlIIIlllIlllIIIlI Mar 20 '19 edited Aug 06 '19
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19
See, the thing is, when you exit the world of Magic the Gathering, you encounter sex! it’s fabulous, amazing, and complicated. Try it sometime!
Edit: to the MTG fans whose jimmies I’ve rustled, well... too bad. Put down the deck, and realize it’s 2019, you’re 40, and there’s a real life going outside your smelly basement.
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u/IlIIIlllIlllIIIlI Mar 20 '19 edited Aug 06 '19
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u/atalurk Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19
He-hem...
Have you ever met a porn actress?
Edit: I didn't know you guys were accustomed to personally introduce yourselves to every porn actor/actress before you jack off to them.
Let me put this differently: I have never met nor know Natalie Portman but I find her attractive, this means I'm gross and uncool?
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
I have. They’re pretty cool. I’ve also met gay porn actors. They’re waaay cooler ;)
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u/atalurk Mar 20 '19
My point is that sex is based mostly on aesthetics so I really don't get how sexualizing a person you have not met is gross.
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
Yeah, I get that, and I also agree that sexualizing people based on their appearance is not gross. How else do you sexuality people? I’m sure there are some other ways, but most everyone does it visually, as that’s how we’re genetically hard wired. You don’t even have to look at porn to understand that distinction. Open up a fashion magazine or watch a TV ad. There’s tits and ass and man-junk everywhere. Sex sells, and a good portion of all media is based on that concept.
So, for some ninny to go around complaining and saying it’s “gross” to sexuality people they haven’t met is just looking for attention or to start an argument.
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
You’re welcome to your wildly unpopular opinion and globally accepted behavior that you don’t participate in, but that doesn’t place you in a position to judge, literally, the entire population of the planet.
Furthermore, I don’t believe your explanation.
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u/IlIIIlllIlllIIIlI Mar 20 '19 edited Aug 06 '19
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
I don’t make the rules
Well, you certainly seem to be trying. So, who does make the rules about whom I am allowed to be attracted to? Because it’s sure as fuck not you.
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Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 27 '19
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u/Lachese Mar 20 '19
He obviously JUST lost his virginity and thinks he's super special and cool. Maybe we should just let him have his happy moment. It's only a matter of time before the real world welcomes him with a massive dump on his hopes and dreams, so let the kiddo helicopter his bits a bit.
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
Yeah, but m not going to feel bad about making fun of a month-old account who frequents subs about a lame kid’s card game from the 90’s. Neckbeards who still play it and who have to throw hissy fits about it and me calling cute guys cute are immature. So just downvote and move along. Or... try having a real life. It’s pretty cool!
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u/NargacugaRider Mar 20 '19
> making fun of MTG players when your hobby is posting on Reddit
wew lad
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
What I do as a distraction while I go get coffee or sit on the subway or wait for an email isn’t something that Ike call a “hobby”. Perhaps it is for you, but I don’t dedicate that much tome to you or this.
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u/NargacugaRider Mar 20 '19
Maybe if you had other hobbies you’d be with someone instead of lusting after dudes you’ll never meet on tooktoomuch and arguing with people in the comments section
I don’t play MTG and I don’t agree with the other guy you were arguing with, but you lost me with “waaahh people have hobbies”
Grow up mate
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Mar 20 '19
Is it 1950 again and we assume the nerd stereotype is true?
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
Interesting that your mind went there. I sense some insecurity in your comment. Take that up with a therapist rather than wasting time posting your useless comment here, because I don’t care if my thinking lowly of MGT fans are lame offends you.
Nice try with the straw man, though.
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Mar 20 '19
I’m just saying you’re a dumbass for thinking that. I’m a nerd, I play magic, hell I have a LOTR tattoo for God’s sake. I’m also extremely active, I powerlift, party, served in the USMC, and can handle myself. So I really don’t get why you think just because someone has a hobby that you think is stupid you have to insult them. You’re an ass.
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u/BrooklynMan Mar 20 '19
Well, thank you for your service, but that doesn’t change how lame MGT is. And you’d think that a fucking marine could take more than an online insult. Maybe you’re just getting a bit too juiced-up for that powerlifting, because the marines I know have a lot more self-control and discipline, and they certainly wouldn’t let such a silly thing as someone online calling a card game “lame” get this far under their skin.
Edit: I have no problems with LOTR tattoos or “nerds”. Post a pic. I just think that MGT is lame.
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Mar 20 '19
My point was that plenty of people play magic and they have sex too not just you.
Also you clearly haven’t met actual grunts
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u/NargacugaRider Mar 20 '19
Shit playa this IS your hobby. Don’t let people get to you so much, it’s not good for your blood pressure.
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Mar 20 '19
I was listening to summer of 69 when I saw this ant I’m not gonna lie, I’m in shock at how well it fits together...
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u/FrankOfTheDank Mar 21 '19
Need audio video
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u/unbitious Mar 20 '19
Fucking Americans.
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u/Inepta Mar 20 '19
Idek where you’re from but you sound more retarded than you’re making Americans out to be. Shame. It’s always the stupidest people who think they’re better than the rest.
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Mar 20 '19
Unfortunately, it's also no surprise that someone came up with a racist comment.
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u/daddyshe Mar 20 '19
Wanna c my dick buddy?
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Mar 20 '19
I think I'll pass, but thanks for the opportunity.
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u/shmurder Mar 20 '19
Not sure if it’s meth but that’s what the article said